Even Miley Is Smart Sometimes [Pic]

Submitted by: gingernut333 3 years ago in Misc

""A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime."" - John Hodgman
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Male 14,331
@BlackHaze

Surprised you use the internet considering it was invented by Yanks. FYI cut, copy and paste were too!
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Male 579
Or maybe people go to church because its a hospital for sinners and not a hotel for saints. Its a place to heal, not to hurt. Here, is regurgitating the obvious the new bar for the brilliant in our world? If so, I kinda disagree with her statement; If she went to church at least she may be singing a song with some clothes on. I`d applaud that as a taking a tiny step towards God; a good thing.
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Male 194
@McGovern1981
Surprised you know how to spell the name, Yank. Or did you copy and paste this?
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Male 14,331
[quote]@paperduck
You try to find anyone smarter in the US. And you cannot pick animals.[/quote]

Christopher Michael Langan for one amongst millions and millions of others. Your intelligence level is showing.
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Male 1,983
There is a reason the ONLY rule in the Garden of Eden was: "Do Not Eat the Fruit from the Tree of Knowledge".
Religion only works if you remain ignorant.
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Male 771
lol church makes people stupid
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Female 1,803
onoff, "Someone going to church is trying to be a better person.

Or being forced to by their spouse or parents. Or they have a new outfit and want to show it off. I worked a gig in a convention center and there happened to be some kind of gospel church meeting in some other spaces. I would walk through all the attendees in their fancy sunday clothes with big fancy hats. Looked like prom for middle-aged/elderly black people. Not making fun, more power to them but it`s totally different than the staid Lutheran church I grew up in.
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Male 39,571
onoff, [quote]"Someone going to church is trying to be a better person.[/quote]
Or they think God will punish them for not obeying His rules & not going to church. Fear based behavior.
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Male 194
@paperduck
You try to find anyone smarter in the US. And you cannot pick animals.
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Male 1,745
So this passes for "smart" nowadays? Being able to hold a thought long enough to consider why it might not be true I guess is a step above a rock.
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Male 593
Entertainment of the 21st century?!?
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Male 11,739
If you thought "Wrecking Ball" was a bad video, check out her latest "Adore You". It`s soft core pornography, no joke. Her definition of "good person" needs work.
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Male 2,675
No, ... sticking your tongue out while wearing a 7 year old`s swimsuit and dry humping Beetlejuice surrounded by Gabba Gabba rejects and then getting naked, licking a hammer and riding a wrecking ball ... are what make you a bad person. Go away now.
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Male 11,739
It isn`t an original quote though. Still, it`s amazing that it came out of her mouth.
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Male 39,571

Golly! What a wonderful role model for young people.
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Male 1,062
Whoever said that going out makes you a bad person is an idiot...a church person probably said it.
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Female 1,071
Link: Even Miley Is Smart Sometimes [Pic] [Rate Link] - ``A stopped clock is correct twice a day, but a sundial can be used to stab someone, even at nighttime.`` - John Hodgman
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