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Date: 01/22/14 05:21 PM

11 Responses to Awkward Super Hero Moment [Pic]

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    AFTERSHOCK Male 18-29
    2782 posts
    January 22, 2014 at 5:21 pm
    Link: Awkward Super Hero Moment - Just because you`re super doesn`t mean things don`t get awkward.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    January 22, 2014 at 6:18 pm

    Fail. 2 of them can`t fly. Only Superman can.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    January 22, 2014 at 6:50 pm

    Gerry - Wonder-Woman flies. (pre-crisis wonder-woman used the jet)
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36689 posts
    January 22, 2014 at 6:59 pm

    ? I haven`t read a comic in 30 years so last I saw WW used a jet. Oh well, I guess I`m just out of tough with the important things in life.
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    January 22, 2014 at 7:19 pm
    That awkward moment when you`re stuck in the elevator with your ex and her new boyfriend.
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    turdburglar Male 30-39
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    January 22, 2014 at 7:44 pm

    Gerry - DC rebooted it`s superheros in the late 80`s. Most got a little weaker, like supes for example. Writers had gotten out of control. He had gotten to the point where he could blow out stars like a candle, move past the speed of light, reverse time, read minds, and whatever the writer of that comic decided. The characters had multiple, conflicting origin story`s.

    To make a very long story short, they tried to tame the powers and consolidate the origins by using multiple dimensions and realities to explain the differences, and tie them together with the "crisis on infinite earths" reboot.


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    turbotong Male 18-29
    600 posts
    January 22, 2014 at 9:20 pm
    Batman has a utility belt with his batterang grappling hook. He can just use that instead of the elevator.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 22, 2014 at 10:08 pm
    "...awkward moment when you`re stuck in the elevator with your ex and her new boyfriend."

    WW: "Look, Pookie: It`s not so much you don`t fly as much as it`s that you bitch whenever we carry you."
    Bats: "Don`t `Pookie` me."
    Supes: "I don`t mind if she `Pookies` you."
    Bats: "Don`t `Pookie` me."
    Supes: "Really, Dude. I`m not threatened. I love ya` both."
    Bats: "Okay, now, I`m feeling threatened."
    Supes: "Really? You gonna open Compartment 8?"
    Bats: "Don`t tempt me."
    WW: "Dammit! The wrong boots. This pair is for-"
    Supes: "FLYING?!!!"
    Bats: "DAMMIT!!! I HAVE 50 F*CKING SUITS!!! 2 of which fly and are just for kicking YOUR ASS!!!"
    WW: "Pookie?"
    Bats: "WHAT?!!"
    WW: "Lemme hook ya` up with Artemis."
    Supes: "She doesn`t fly either, does she?"
    Bats: "God-dammit...&q
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 22, 2014 at 11:43 pm
    Fail. 2 of them can`t fly. Only Superman can.
    True, but he can always let Wonder Woman ride him. Batman...not so much.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    January 22, 2014 at 11:51 pm
    hold on a minute, ww flys in an invisable jet. I`m sure twatman has some sort of flying mobile as well. I`m calling bulls hit on this one.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 23, 2014 at 12:17 am
    Oldie, Emmy, you two missed the last two profile updates.

    WW now flies. She did end up getting the jet from Bat`s counterpart in the `Crisis on Two Earths` arc.
    All during the JLU TV show, WW was trying to convince Bats they should date. In one ep, they`re staked out on a roof, she crushes a concrete gargoyles head with one hand, demonstrating super-strength like Supes.

    The next major art and character update to DC is called `The New 52.` In this, WW flies, AND (I think) she`s now hitting on Supes (because, you know, f*ck that twiggy little LL bitch who`s only purpose is to fall out of windows...)

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