Awkward Super Hero Moment [Pic]

Submitted by: AFTERSHOCK 3 years ago Misc

Just because you"re super doesn"t mean things don"t get awkward.
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Male 5,608
Oldie, Emmy, you two missed the last two profile updates.

WW now flies. She did end up getting the jet from Bat`s counterpart in the `Crisis on Two Earths` arc.
All during the JLU TV show, WW was trying to convince Bats they should date. In one ep, they`re staked out on a roof, she crushes a concrete gargoyles head with one hand, demonstrating super-strength like Supes.

The next major art and character update to DC is called `The New 52.` In this, WW flies, AND (I think) she`s now hitting on Supes (because, you know, f*ck that twiggy little LL bitch who`s only purpose is to fall out of windows...)
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Female 4,349
hold on a minute, ww flys in an invisable jet. I`m sure twatman has some sort of flying mobile as well. I`m calling bulls hit on this one.
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Male 15,832
[quote]Fail. 2 of them can`t fly. Only Superman can.[/quote]
True, but he can always let Wonder Woman ride him. Batman...not so much.
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Male 5,608
"...awkward moment when you`re stuck in the elevator with your ex and her new boyfriend."

WW: "Look, Pookie: It`s not so much you don`t fly as much as it`s that you bitch whenever we carry you."
Bats: "Don`t `Pookie` me."
Supes: "I don`t mind if she `Pookies` you."
Bats: "Don`t `Pookie` me."
Supes: "Really, Dude. I`m not threatened. I love ya` both."
Bats: "Okay, now, I`m feeling threatened."
Supes: "Really? You gonna open Compartment 8?"
Bats: "Don`t tempt me."
WW: "Dammit! The wrong boots. This pair is for-"
Supes: "FLYING?!!!"
Bats: "DAMMIT!!! I HAVE 50 F*CKING SUITS!!! 2 of which fly and are just for kicking YOUR ASS!!!"
WW: "Pookie?"
Bats: "WHAT?!!"
WW: "Lemme hook ya` up with Artemis."
Supes: "She doesn`t fly either, does she?"
Bats: "God-dammit...&q
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Male 600
Batman has a utility belt with his batterang grappling hook. He can just use that instead of the elevator.
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Male 4,893

Gerry - DC rebooted it`s superheros in the late 80`s. Most got a little weaker, like supes for example. Writers had gotten out of control. He had gotten to the point where he could blow out stars like a candle, move past the speed of light, reverse time, read minds, and whatever the writer of that comic decided. The characters had multiple, conflicting origin story`s.

To make a very long story short, they tried to tame the powers and consolidate the origins by using multiple dimensions and realities to explain the differences, and tie them together with the "crisis on infinite earths" reboot.


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Female 4,447
That awkward moment when you`re stuck in the elevator with your ex and her new boyfriend.
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Male 37,890

? I haven`t read a comic in 30 years so last I saw WW used a jet. Oh well, I guess I`m just out of tough with the important things in life.
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Male 4,893

Gerry - Wonder-Woman flies. (pre-crisis wonder-woman used the jet)
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Male 37,890

Fail. 2 of them can`t fly. Only Superman can.
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Male 2,781
Link: Awkward Super Hero Moment [Pic] [Rate Link] - Just because you`re super doesn`t mean things don`t get awkward.
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