7 Compliments Women Find Insulting

Submitted by: drawman61 3 years ago in Funny
http://www.entertainmentdaily.co.uk/7-compliments-women-actually-find-insulting/?pub_id=44&w_id=&pd_id=&link_id=116

Fellas, just don"t bother, it"s less risky
There are 16 comments:
Male 2,332
I came in expecting sound advice; I left accepting women are alien creatures I can`t hope to ever understand :p
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Male 1,065
"you still look good"
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Male 510
The bottom line from reading stuff like this for years is: Women will always interpret anything you say as an insult in spite of your obvious sincerity of compliment, but.. Don`t even THINK of not attempting to compliment a woman as you will then be considered either completely oblivious or a jerk for never saying anything.

In short, women are horribly unfair and insecure. According to these articles.
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Female 178
WTF - Who the hell comes up with this crap??? Is this one woman`s opinions? It`s no wonder men think of us the way they do....
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Male 15,273
"She has a patriotic face" was a Chinese communist euphemism for a women so butt-ugly that only her government could love her.
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Female 322
Who the hell writes this crap?
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Male 2,436
Make me a sammich.
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Female 4,084
how about:
`i really enjoy spending time with you.`

generic, yes, but depending on the woman, this could be a much better compliment than `nice tits`, even if said woman has a fabulous rack. and its more respectful. and you won`t come off as a jackass when the story is repeated.
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Female 8,061
Drawman- is wearing a plate of curry an ambition of yours?- I don`t mind `nice tits` - very cheeky but I can banter back. compliments work if they are meant- and true. Most women can tell. So- your hair looks great only works if she obviously spent time and it DOES look great. Red really suits you- that works IF true. Once you know a woman you will know her boundaries- a stranger can be very rude but cheeky and get away with it (nice tits) when a friend couldn`t- a friend would be more subtle- perhaps saying how nice that top looked (when it is low cut). Be sincere- NOT creepy - and respectful.
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Male 7,774
@madduck- what`s wrong with "You don`t sweat much for a fat lass"?
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Male 5,626
"...lovely personality is a euphemism for ugly"
That`s in the SIMS3 game.

Maybe it`s just me but, you see, a guy is not usually waiting with a knife to twist in a person`s back. `You have a nice personality` means `I want to spend time with you and not just to bang.`

Off hand, I can`t think of a higher compliment to give a person I`ve just started dating because it also means I`d like to show you off to my other friends.
"See! Here`s a hot chick who`s fun to be with. I have one and you don`t."

"You have a nice [whatever body part]" to someone I hardly know is the one to suspect.
That`s the person one bangs but, does not call.
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Male 4,593
"Congratulations! I didn`t know you were pregnant"
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Male 15,832
Note to guys: you can`t win, so just STFU.
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Male 662
I`m surprised "nice t!ts" is not on the list.
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Female 8,061
finishing a sentence `for a girl` says that girl is crap...You look like you enjoy a good meal= yeah cheers mate, I would, I know I am too thin but I will let you pay for a good meal- I eat a LOT. The lovely personality is a euphemism for ugly and the others are usually sarcasm..
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Male 7,774
Link: 7 Compliments Women Find Insulting [Rate Link] - Fellas, just don`t bother, it`s less risky
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