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Date: 01/21/14 09:11 AM

16 Responses to 7 Compliments Women Find Insulting

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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 6:01 am
    Link: 7 Compliments Women Find Insulting - Fellas, just don`t bother, it`s less risky
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 10:05 am
    finishing a sentence `for a girl` says that girl is crap...You look like you enjoy a good meal= yeah cheers mate, I would, I know I am too thin but I will let you pay for a good meal- I eat a LOT. The lovely personality is a euphemism for ugly and the others are usually sarcasm..
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    drworm2002 Male 30-39
    662 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 10:29 am
    I`m surprised "nice t!ts" is not on the list.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 10:58 am
    Note to guys: you can`t win, so just STFU.
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    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 11:40 am
    "Congratulations! I didn`t know you were pregnant"
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 12:07 pm
    "...lovely personality is a euphemism for ugly"
    That`s in the SIMS3 game.

    Maybe it`s just me but, you see, a guy is not usually waiting with a knife to twist in a person`s back. `You have a nice personality` means `I want to spend time with you and not just to bang.`

    Off hand, I can`t think of a higher compliment to give a person I`ve just started dating because it also means I`d like to show you off to my other friends.
    "See! Here`s a hot chick who`s fun to be with. I have one and you don`t."

    "You have a nice " to someone I hardly know is the one to suspect.
    That`s the person one bangs but, does not call.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 12:21 pm
    @madduck- what`s wrong with "You don`t sweat much for a fat lass"?
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7618 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 12:30 pm
    Drawman- is wearing a plate of curry an ambition of yours?- I don`t mind `nice tits` - very cheeky but I can banter back. compliments work if they are meant- and true. Most women can tell. So- your hair looks great only works if she obviously spent time and it DOES look great. Red really suits you- that works IF true. Once you know a woman you will know her boundaries- a stranger can be very rude but cheeky and get away with it (nice tits) when a friend couldn`t- a friend would be more subtle- perhaps saying how nice that top looked (when it is low cut). Be sincere- NOT creepy - and respectful.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3886 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 12:45 pm
    how about:
    `i really enjoy spending time with you.`

    generic, yes, but depending on the woman, this could be a much better compliment than `nice tits`, even if said woman has a fabulous rack. and its more respectful. and you won`t come off as a jackass when the story is repeated.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 4:01 pm
    Make me a sammich.
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    littleoracle Female 30-39
    322 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 4:34 pm
    Who the hell writes this crap?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14656 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 5:47 pm
    "She has a patriotic face" was a Chinese communist euphemism for a women so butt-ugly that only her government could love her.
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    PoptartinSD Female 40-49
    178 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 7:09 pm
    WTF - Who the hell comes up with this crap??? Is this one woman`s opinions? It`s no wonder men think of us the way they do....
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 8:37 pm
    The bottom line from reading stuff like this for years is: Women will always interpret anything you say as an insult in spite of your obvious sincerity of compliment, but.. Don`t even THINK of not attempting to compliment a woman as you will then be considered either completely oblivious or a jerk for never saying anything.

    In short, women are horribly unfair and insecure. According to these articles.
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1054 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 10:40 pm
    "you still look good"
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    January 21, 2014 at 11:20 pm
    I came in expecting sound advice; I left accepting women are alien creatures I can`t hope to ever understand :p

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