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Date: 12/13/13 05:42 PM

14 Responses to The Perfect Woman [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of jagger04
    jagger04 Male 50-59
    538 posts
    December 13, 2013 at 5:45 pm
    Link: The Perfect Woman - A pole dancer that loves animals. Sexy.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    December 13, 2013 at 5:50 pm
    Her body is fine, but she seems to have a dead pussy
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    December 13, 2013 at 6:12 pm
    What the f uck is this pole s hit. Sooo f ucking stupid !!
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    December 13, 2013 at 6:15 pm
    lmao
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36690 posts
    December 13, 2013 at 6:45 pm

    Alternate caption:
    PMARREN`s Perfect Woman. A pole dancer who cleans the floor with dead cats.
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    DuckBoy87 Male 18-29
    3243 posts
    December 13, 2013 at 8:03 pm
    "Perfect woman"? Where the hell is the sammich???
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    December 13, 2013 at 10:54 pm
    i`d let her ride my pole
  8. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    32825 posts
    December 13, 2013 at 11:00 pm
    That`s a happy cat!!
  9. Profile photo of ForSquirel
    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2163 posts
    December 14, 2013 at 4:50 am
    can someone please explain those boots to me? I just don`t get them..
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    December 14, 2013 at 5:27 am
    Take off those Uggly boots god dammit.
  11. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    December 14, 2013 at 5:51 am
    That little shuffle-drag is just adorable.
  12. Profile photo of DromEd
    DromEd Male 40-49
    1930 posts
    December 14, 2013 at 6:16 am
    .gif of the day. Yeah.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 14, 2013 at 7:18 pm
    @ForSquirel

    They are like blankets for your feet. Super soft, super comfy.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 14, 2013 at 7:21 pm
    @soundman655

    Well you see sir, for decades past some young virile women like to rhythmically dance around stationary poles. This allows for a multitude of positions that display their nubile young bodies for the sake of men who find this display to be sexually arousing or satisfying. Due to these male pleasing acrobatics being so slimming- many females will practice this display inside their own homes, to keep fit and so that only their intended mates will be able to toss dirty ones at them.

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