Man Has Sex With Goat, Faces Victim In Court

Submitted by: bacon_pie 3 years ago in Weird

That"s a baaad boy.
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Male 39,913

According to Qi {so you know it must be true!} human scent under the armpits is quite like a goat and the females really like it and get very randy. I`m not saying shagging livestock is a good idea, I`m just saying the little slut goat probably did seduce him.
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Male 39,913

LordJim, [quote]"I could never shag a goat. It`s the eyes."[/quote]
Then switch places and you won`t have to look at it`s face.
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Male 1,449
So you rape a goat and get 10 years, but rape a woman and you have to cut the court house grass???
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Male 7,123
I could never shag a goat. It`s the eyes. They recall so many childhood nightmares; the cloven hooves, the horns, the sulphuuric breath...
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Male 14,331
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Male 3,209
So, do you get more or less jail time if it were a he-goat?
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Male 6,227
LOL @ Jake`s photo.

I forget where I read this, but when trying men on bestiality was more common (19th century?), they often brought the animal into the courtroom as evidence. The routine was that the animal was observed when the defendant approached it and it could smell him. If the animal became aroused (this is a family website--you get the idea--I don`t have to spell it out, do I?): GUILTY. Sort of like a sexual Pavlov`s Dog experiment.
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Male 1,364
10 years?
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Male 1,949
Pfffft. Third world problem. Oh, and southeastern Appalachia.
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Female 2,691
Not to worry, gentle good persons. A certain person has been taken outside and baaaten.
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Female 4,084
ruminating on a ruminant`s defilement??
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Male 1,733
Who can blame him. Look at her bedroom eyes. That dark hair. What man could resist her?
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Male 2,419
Ram the daughter, Dodge the father..
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Male 7,031

Of course, the flirtatious goat acted very conservatively in court, and no one was the wiser ...

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Male 5,872
The resulting offspring was later interviewed:
"What`s yer name, sonny?"
"Baaasil"...
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Male 3,369
"Can you show us on the goat doll where the bad man touched you"?

On a more serious note, maybe if we start bringing the abused animals into the courtrooms here in the U.S., we might hand out stiffer penalties as well.
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Male 39,913

sorry. - I can`t help myself.
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Male 39,913

Goat to jail, do not collect $200.
Horny little slut obviously goated him into it.
Wow. 10 years for nookie with a Nanny! I don`t billy-ve it! Are you kidding me? For just giving a goat a good ramming?! That judge is a bit gruff. I wonder what he`d get for buggering a Billy? Ibex a lot more.

If she were a virgin Nanny would that make him a
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a GoatBuster!
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Male 3,060
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