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Date: 12/04/13 07:50 AM

19 Responses to Man Has Sex With Goat, Faces Victim In Court

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 7:50 am
    Link: Man Has Sex With Goat, Faces Victim In Court - That`s a baaad boy.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 8:11 am

    Goat to jail, do not collect $200.
    Horny little slut obviously goated him into it.
    Wow. 10 years for nookie with a Nanny! I don`t billy-ve it! Are you kidding me? For just giving a goat a good ramming?! That judge is a bit gruff. I wonder what he`d get for buggering a Billy? Ibex a lot more.

    If she were a virgin Nanny would that make him a
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    a GoatBuster!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 8:12 am

    sorry. - I can`t help myself.
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    jtrebowski Male 40-49
    3362 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 8:26 am
    "Can you show us on the goat doll where the bad man touched you"?

    On a more serious note, maybe if we start bringing the abused animals into the courtrooms here in the U.S., we might hand out stiffer penalties as well.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 8:35 am
    The resulting offspring was later interviewed:
    "What`s yer name, sonny?"
    "Baaasil"...
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 8:50 am

    Of course, the flirtatious goat acted very conservatively in court, and no one was the wiser ...

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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 9:31 am
    Ram the daughter, Dodge the father..
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    oobaka Male 40-49
    1002 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 10:12 am
    Who can blame him. Look at her bedroom eyes. That dark hair. What man could resist her?
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3888 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 10:28 am
    ruminating on a ruminant`s defilement??
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 11:31 am
    Not to worry, gentle good persons. A certain person has been taken outside and baaaten.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 11:31 am
    Pfffft. Third world problem. Oh, and southeastern Appalachia.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 11:37 am
    10 years?
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 12:06 pm
    LOL @ Jake`s photo.

    I forget where I read this, but when trying men on bestiality was more common (19th century?), they often brought the animal into the courtroom as evidence. The routine was that the animal was observed when the defendant approached it and it could smell him. If the animal became aroused (this is a family website--you get the idea--I don`t have to spell it out, do I?): GUILTY. Sort of like a sexual Pavlov`s Dog experiment.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2348 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 12:47 pm
    So, do you get more or less jail time if it were a he-goat?
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    December 4, 2013 at 1:55 pm
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    December 4, 2013 at 3:45 pm
    I could never shag a goat. It`s the eyes. They recall so many childhood nightmares; the cloven hooves, the horns, the sulphuuric breath...
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    Viking864 Male 40-49
    1444 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 6:12 pm
    So you rape a goat and get 10 years, but rape a woman and you have to cut the court house grass???
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 7:13 pm

    LordJim, "I could never shag a goat. It`s the eyes."
    Then switch places and you won`t have to look at it`s face.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36875 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 10:31 pm

    According to Qi {so you know it must be true!} human scent under the armpits is quite like a goat and the females really like it and get very randy. I`m not saying shagging livestock is a good idea, I`m just saying the little slut goat probably did seduce him.

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