Malice Not Included [Pic]

Submitted by: fk 3 years ago in Weird

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Female 543
I was trying to figure out what the hell it could have even meant, then I realized it was supposed to be Sprite.
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Male 14,331
Little red wine you got yourself a wine spiteser.
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Male 5,626
"sir, do you have Diet Spite?"
Dude: "No juh Spite and Docka Peppah." *points to sign marked: "Dr. Prepper $1.50"*
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Male 5,872
Might be `spit`. Send your burger back, we spit in it and charge you $1.50.
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Female 1,467
It wouldn`t taste like anything, it be a smell that you couldn`t get rid of that you didn`t know if it was good or bad and you`d smell it on everything.
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Male 696
So, yeah, obviously an unfortunate typo...

but it raises the question: what would spite taste like??

i imagine a bile-like consistency with a horseradishy aftertaste.
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Female 1,803
sir, do you have Diet Spite?
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Male 951
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