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Date: 12/09/13 05:07 PM

8 Responses to Malice Not Included [Pic]

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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    December 9, 2013 at 5:04 pm
    Link: Malice Not Included - Hatred is optional, loathing sold separately.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 9, 2013 at 5:28 pm
    sir, do you have Diet Spite?
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    December 9, 2013 at 8:15 pm
    So, yeah, obviously an unfortunate typo...

    but it raises the question: what would spite taste like??

    i imagine a bile-like consistency with a horseradishy aftertaste.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    December 10, 2013 at 2:29 am
    It wouldn`t taste like anything, it be a smell that you couldn`t get rid of that you didn`t know if it was good or bad and you`d smell it on everything.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    December 10, 2013 at 3:31 am
    Might be `spit`. Send your burger back, we spit in it and charge you $1.50.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 10, 2013 at 5:59 am
    "sir, do you have Diet Spite?"
    Dude: "No juh Spite and Docka Peppah." *points to sign marked: "Dr. Prepper $1.50"*
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    December 10, 2013 at 6:09 am
    Little red wine you got yourself a wine spiteser.
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    December 11, 2013 at 2:08 pm
    I was trying to figure out what the hell it could have even meant, then I realized it was supposed to be Sprite.

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