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Date: 12/19/13 05:52 PM

16 Responses to Kick Ass Last Will [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of B-diddy
    B-diddy Male 13-17
    460 posts
    December 19, 2013 at 5:53 pm
    Link: Kick Ass Last Will - Not being morbid, but this is just awesome.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3908 posts
    December 19, 2013 at 7:04 pm
    Time to go make changes to my will ASAP!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    December 19, 2013 at 7:17 pm

    Nice idea, but I`m changing my will to be Zombies, not Death.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    December 19, 2013 at 7:43 pm
    I would`ve done it for free. That`s hilarious.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32794 posts
    December 19, 2013 at 10:20 pm
    Exterminate All Rational Thought
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    December 19, 2013 at 10:22 pm

    I have always said that I don`t care if they waste money on a memorial service or burial. Just toss my body in a dumpster. But if they do some service, I INSIST there be someone there making balloon animals. Just to set the mood.
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    December 19, 2013 at 10:26 pm
    I don`t have a will.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    December 20, 2013 at 12:07 am
    Q.What is the one phrase you would most want to hear uttered at your funeral?

    A.Look! He`s breathing!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    December 20, 2013 at 3:29 am
    I`ve already told my family I would like Queen`s `Another one bites the dust` played
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 20, 2013 at 5:43 am
    "Q.What is the one phrase you would most want to hear uttered at your funeral?"
    I`ve arranged for cremation. I designed an urn that vibrates, bounces and says "WTF?!!! LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!"
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    December 20, 2013 at 6:12 am
    I want it written in my will that whoever is presiding over my service is to deliberately call me by some other name, and recite some "feats" I never actually accomplished, just to mess with the attendees.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    December 20, 2013 at 1:23 pm
    My immediate family all agrees that we are to be cremated and put in a firework to be shot over the sea. If anyone wants to visit a place of remembrance it`s Peterson`s Donuts.
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    December 20, 2013 at 4:08 pm
    I`d have them make sure my funeral is a boozed-up event, I want everyone to drink so much they`re crying for the wrong reasons.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    December 20, 2013 at 4:45 pm




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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 20, 2013 at 4:46 pm
    I`ve said nothing about my funeral. It has nothing to do with me. Anyone can do whatever - funerals are for other people, not the dead person.

    The only provisions in my will are for disposal of my possessions (simple split amongst family) and my corpse;

    1) Transplants
    2) Research

    Anything left over to be used for anything. I`m not going to be around to care.
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    PopCap Male 30-39
    730 posts
    December 22, 2013 at 7:11 am
    I`ll do this for free.

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