Kick Ass Last Will [Pic]

Submitted by: B-diddy 3 years ago Weird

Not being morbid, but this is just awesome.
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Male 729
I`ll do this for free.
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Male 12,365
I`ve said nothing about my funeral. It has nothing to do with me. Anyone can do whatever - funerals are for other people, not the dead person.

The only provisions in my will are for disposal of my possessions (simple split amongst family) and my corpse;

1) Transplants
2) Research

Anything left over to be used for anything. I`m not going to be around to care.
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Female 543
I`d have them make sure my funeral is a boozed-up event, I want everyone to drink so much they`re crying for the wrong reasons.
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Female 1,467
My immediate family all agrees that we are to be cremated and put in a firework to be shot over the sea. If anyone wants to visit a place of remembrance it`s Peterson`s Donuts.
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Male 661
I want it written in my will that whoever is presiding over my service is to deliberately call me by some other name, and recite some "feats" I never actually accomplished, just to mess with the attendees.
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Male 5,608
"Q.What is the one phrase you would most want to hear uttered at your funeral?"
I`ve arranged for cremation. I designed an urn that vibrates, bounces and says "WTF?!!! LEMME OUTTA HERE!!!"
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Male 7,775
I`ve already told my family I would like Queen`s `Another one bites the dust` played
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Male 1,983
Q.What is the one phrase you would most want to hear uttered at your funeral?

A.Look! He`s breathing!
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Male 1,803
I don`t have a will.
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Male 37,888

I have always said that I don`t care if they waste money on a memorial service or burial. Just toss my body in a dumpster. But if they do some service, I INSIST there be someone there making balloon animals. Just to set the mood.
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Male 36,374
Exterminate All Rational Thought
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Male 3,061
I would`ve done it for free. That`s hilarious.
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Male 37,888

Nice idea, but I`m changing my will to be Zombies, not Death.
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Male 3,909
Time to go make changes to my will ASAP!
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Male 460
Link: Kick Ass Last Will [Pic] [Rate Link] - Not being morbid, but this is just awesome.
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