How Mmmmedia Wwwwill Rrrreport Aaaapocalypse[Pic+]

Submitted by: Fwoggie2 3 years ago Funny

Seems legit.
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Male 661
I hate to jump on any bandwagon, but...

Every time I read one of these mussed up titles, all I can hear in my head is R. Kelly`s Lucius the Stuttering Pimp...
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Male 14,773
Feckin funny. Especially the Express
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Male 15,832
New version of an old joke"

[quote]God decided He was finally fed up with the human race and decided to end it for good. He called up a reporter at the New York Times to tell him the news: The world would end the day after tomorrow.

The reporter tried to talk God out of it, but God was firm and wouldn`t be swayed. The reporter then asked if he had an exclusive. God said that He was going to call three other newspapers.

Headlines the next day:

The New York Times: "God says world to end tomorrow; story and analysis on page B11."

The Wall Street Journal: "God says world to end tomorrow; market to close early"

USA Today: "IT`S OVER!"

The Washington Post: "God says world to end tomorrow; women and minorities hardest hit."[/quote]
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Male 1,471
Tttthe Llllink Iiiis Ggggoddamn Hhhhilarious Tttthough!
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Male 1,377
It`s some type of auto correct capitalization feature on IAB. If you don`t capitalize your title the program does it for you but it has a bug in it.
I bet you capitalized the word "How" but nothing else, am I right?

Capitalize your titles. Then it won`t do it anymore.
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Male 2,592
I think it was accidental at first, then became some sssssort oooooof IAB iiiiinside jjjjjoke.
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Male 1,803
Thanks, but wwwhy aaare mummy sssubmissions gggetting tttripple llletters iiin ttthe tttitle?
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Male 1,803
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