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Date: 12/01/13 05:00 PM

14 Responses to Heard Your Mom Made A Sex Tape [Pic]

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    Mazztek Male 40-49
    586 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 5:01 pm
    Link: Heard Your Mom Made A Sex Tape - I imagine it looked something like this...
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7736 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 5:33 pm
    I lol`d at this
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    nosecret Male 18-29
    62 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 6:18 pm
    IAB, call me when all the server errors are fixed.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 6:22 pm
    I`m with nosecret.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 6:59 pm

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 7:03 pm

    I get jumping out of a plane. I`ve done it. It`s fun. But into a cave?! You get 3 seconds of fun followed by 60 seconds of chute where you might/or/might not hit a wall followed by 90 minutes of climbing out.

    Jumping out of a plane is much more time efficient.









    Oh. And call me when you get the "Server Error" fixed. I`ve been patient but I`m sick of this schitt.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 7:50 pm
    This proves that the engine for her toy was correctly sized.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 8:22 pm
    If you get the server error, instead of hitting the Back button and clicking the link over and over again, just click refresh. I usually only have to click once and almost never more than twice.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    December 2, 2013 at 8:33 am
    "I get jumping out of a plane. I`ve done it. It`s fun. But into a cave?! You get 3 seconds of fun followed by 60 seconds of chute where you might/or/might not hit a wall followed by 90 minutes of climbing out.

    Jumping out of a plane is much more time efficient."

    strangly enough thats a perfect metaphor for the differnce between sex between man and woman and man and man...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36643 posts
    December 2, 2013 at 8:51 am

    MrOrange you are right. Man-Man sex is much more time efficient. We don`t bother with all that foreplay stuff. For us foreplay is "Ready?" "Yup".
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    December 2, 2013 at 10:25 am
    Gerry1of1

    yeah you lucky bastards, i once saw my best friend have a fight with his partner. it got physical, they got up, kissed, and then proceeded to drat each others brains out. (by which point i did leave the house in case you are wondering)

    there are times i wish i was gay....
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    December 2, 2013 at 12:40 pm
    Yeah I heard Jenna Jameson was making a comeback, this must be her new porno... "INTO THE ANAL ABYSS"
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    edana42 Female 50-59
    2509 posts
    December 2, 2013 at 1:14 pm
    For us foreplay is "Ready?" "Yup".

    Unfortunately, it also happens with man on woman sex also...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32756 posts
    December 2, 2013 at 8:28 pm
    "Hey! @nosecret and @Atrayu4u! It`s fiiiixed!"

    Well, I haven`t gotten any for a while...

    What`s the big deal? You open 5-6 tabs at a time, 1 or 2 need "refreshing"? Sometimes? You can tell easily from the Tab`s Name if it loaded or not...

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