Heard Your Mom Made A Sex Tape [Pic]

Submitted by: Mazztek 3 years ago in Misc

I imagine it looked something like this...
There are 13 comments:
Male 40,748
"Hey! @nosecret and @Atrayu4u! It`s fiiiixed!"

Well, I haven`t gotten any for a while...

What`s the big deal? You open 5-6 tabs at a time, 1 or 2 need "refreshing"? Sometimes? You can tell easily from the Tab`s Name if it loaded or not...
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Female 2,509
For us foreplay is "Ready?" "Yup".

Unfortunately, it also happens with man on woman sex also...
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Male 768
Yeah I heard Jenna Jameson was making a comeback, this must be her new porno... "INTO THE ANAL ABYSS"
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Male 2,419
Gerry1of1

yeah you lucky bastards, i once saw my best friend have a fight with his partner. it got physical, they got up, kissed, and then proceeded to drat each others brains out. (by which point i did leave the house in case you are wondering)

there are times i wish i was gay....
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Male 39,904

MrOrange you are right. Man-Man sex is much more time efficient. We don`t bother with all that foreplay stuff. For us foreplay is "Ready?" "Yup".
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Male 2,419
"I get jumping out of a plane. I`ve done it. It`s fun. But into a cave?! You get 3 seconds of fun followed by 60 seconds of chute where you might/or/might not hit a wall followed by 90 minutes of climbing out.

Jumping out of a plane is much more time efficient."

strangly enough thats a perfect metaphor for the differnce between sex between man and woman and man and man...
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Male 15,832
If you get the server error, instead of hitting the Back button and clicking the link over and over again, just click refresh. I usually only have to click once and almost never more than twice.
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Male 39,904

I get jumping out of a plane. I`ve done it. It`s fun. But into a cave?! You get 3 seconds of fun followed by 60 seconds of chute where you might/or/might not hit a wall followed by 90 minutes of climbing out.

Jumping out of a plane is much more time efficient.









Oh. And call me when you get the "Server Error" fixed. I`ve been patient but I`m sick of this schitt.
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Male 3,060

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Female 1,478
I`m with nosecret.
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Male 62
IAB, call me when all the server errors are fixed.
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Male 7,774
I lol`d at this
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Male 586
Link: Heard Your Mom Made A Sex Tape [Pic] [Rate Link] - I imagine it looked something like this...
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