Headline Of The Day [Pic]

Submitted by: christa23 3 years ago in Weird

You can"t make this stuff up...
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Female 2,691
Gerry, you are a kind of weird that no sane person could make up.
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Female 2,691
He is one lucky drat. She torched his truck, not his junk.
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Male 3,231
man, she really would have been pissed if she noticed they came in a brown paper bag. really excited.
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Male 38,483

@ drawman61 - I am both American and a loyal subject of Her Majesty. Born/raised in the US but brought up by a very British mother. I understand loyalty to both the Constitution and the Crown and there is no conflict.

I am also bi-racial. My father is white but my mother is Caucasian.
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Female 1,478
Gerry wins this one.

And the thing that leads me to believe this is fake, even though I believe you all with all your suggestions and evidence, is that she was charged with using foul language in public. That`s just silly.
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Male 5,094
Yeah, I call shenanigans. It`s too smooth, too perfectly wrong to really have happened.

Yep, original source of the woman`s picture.

Link to the satire page that created this.
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Male 7,775
Even Gerry understands women more than this guy. Gerry, where you from originally? I thought `gormless` was a brit word. And a northern brit word at that.
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Male 2,711
DrProfessor beat me to it, but this is definitely fake. Though there IS a Dayton Daily News, their site has no such article. If that`s not enough, DrP`s observation proves it beyond any doubt. "Britain voted European culinary leader" is just patently absurd!
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Male 38,483

Worst gift I got was a Goofy Phone exactly like the one pictured. I don`t collect Disney. Goofy isn`t a favorite character of mine. My husband is so gormless sometimes. Instead of ringing Goofy talks "HuHu GARSH! Someone`s calling! Better pick up phone! HuHu GARSH! Someone`s calling...." But I didn`t set his truck on fire, I said a polite thank you and poisoned his dinner.



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Male 3,894
You can make this stuff up. The link above it is clearly satire: "Britain voted European culinary leader"
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Male 3,147
Madduck, my dad was a bit like that with my mum. She tried hinting one year that she wanted something warm she could wear in winter...she had in mind a new coat.

She wasn`t chuffed when she opened the long socks he`d got her.
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Male 2,332
It`s the thought that counts right :p
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Male 1,287
fake as a 3 dollar bill
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Female 7,866
I know listypoos- it is as though someone explained presents to him- but he never actually `got` the concept. The list over the years is hilarious... and has given more people more pleasure and laughter than if he had bought decent presents. Oh- I admired a rather smart biker jacket a friend had- I got a miniature Harley.
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Male 7,123
Apparently the truck costs in excess of $30,000. And his wife gets a crock pot & cheap lingerie? No good could come of that, but burning the truck was OTT.
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Male 1,364
"Your rights end where my feelings begin."

signed: women everywhere.
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Male 3,147
"I then got a gallon of Tesco value bubble bath... because I said I liked bath stuff."

That made me chuckle...
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Male 5,874
Woss wrong wiv `er? I got my wife a new bag and belt for christmas. The Hoover works perfectly now!
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Female 7,866
Oh Dear God...Gerry has it. Why do these people exist? I got a brown acrylic jumper with puppies on it one year- two sizes too big, and a stuffed 3ft stuffed tiger. I was 34. You know what- I said a happy `thank you` and made damn sure next year he got taken shopping by someone who had an idea. I then got a gallon of Tesco value bubble bath... because I said I liked bath stuff. Bad presents are funny...
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Female 1,743
At least she got something from her man.....

/woe
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Female 1,467
Aw man those crock pots with the corn cobs are so cheap. At least shell out for a crock pot + crock pot liners.
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Male 38,483

She is dangerous.
He is clueless.
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Male 37,803
Wedded `blitz` is the old-fashioned term for it.
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Male 3,147
"and doesn`t understand why she became angry and turned violent"

cause like she said...tassels for f*ck`s sake. Everyone knows you don`t give your missus bras with tassels on for xmas.

That`s anniversary wear.
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Female 308
Link: Headline Of The Day [Pic] [Rate Link] - You can`t make this stuff up...
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