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Date: 12/27/13 05:52 PM

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    christa23 Female 18-29
    308 posts
    December 27, 2013 at 5:55 pm
    Link: Headline Of The Day - You can`t make this stuff up...
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 27, 2013 at 6:11 pm
    "and doesn`t understand why she became angry and turned violent"

    cause like she said...tassels for f*ck`s sake. Everyone knows you don`t give your missus bras with tassels on for xmas.

    That`s anniversary wear.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    32785 posts
    December 27, 2013 at 6:29 pm
    Wedded `blitz` is the old-fashioned term for it.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    December 27, 2013 at 6:37 pm

    She is dangerous.
    He is clueless.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    December 27, 2013 at 7:11 pm
    Aw man those crock pots with the corn cobs are so cheap. At least shell out for a crock pot + crock pot liners.
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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    December 27, 2013 at 9:09 pm
    At least she got something from her man.....

    /woe
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2348 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 12:21 am
    Maybe he had no money left because he spent it on a new truck? Maybe she`s right?
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7555 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 2:17 am
    Oh Dear God...Gerry has it. Why do these people exist? I got a brown acrylic jumper with puppies on it one year- two sizes too big, and a stuffed 3ft stuffed tiger. I was 34. You know what- I said a happy `thank you` and made damn sure next year he got taken shopping by someone who had an idea. I then got a gallon of Tesco value bubble bath... because I said I liked bath stuff. Bad presents are funny...
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 3:03 am
    Woss wrong wiv `er? I got my wife a new bag and belt for christmas. The Hoover works perfectly now!
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 3:19 am
    "I then got a gallon of Tesco value bubble bath... because I said I liked bath stuff."

    That made me chuckle...
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 3:34 am
    "Your rights end where my feelings begin."

    signed: women everywhere.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6934 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 5:07 am
    Apparently the truck costs in excess of $30,000. And his wife gets a crock pot & cheap lingerie? No good could come of that, but burning the truck was OTT.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7555 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 5:13 am
    I know listypoos- it is as though someone explained presents to him- but he never actually `got` the concept. The list over the years is hilarious... and has given more people more pleasure and laughter than if he had bought decent presents. Oh- I admired a rather smart biker jacket a friend had- I got a miniature Harley.
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    oobaka Male 40-49
    976 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 5:32 am
    fake as a 3 dollar bill
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 6:13 am
    It`s the thought that counts right :p
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 6:59 am
    Madduck, my dad was a bit like that with my mum. She tried hinting one year that she wanted something warm she could wear in winter...she had in mind a new coat.

    She wasn`t chuffed when she opened the long socks he`d got her.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 7:38 am
    You can make this stuff up. The link above it is clearly satire: "Britain voted European culinary leader"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 8:09 am

    Worst gift I got was a Goofy Phone exactly like the one pictured. I don`t collect Disney. Goofy isn`t a favorite character of mine. My husband is so gormless sometimes. Instead of ringing Goofy talks "HuHu GARSH! Someone`s calling! Better pick up phone! HuHu GARSH! Someone`s calling...." But I didn`t set his truck on fire, I said a polite thank you and poisoned his dinner.



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    chalket Male 50-59
    2712 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 8:17 am
    DrProfessor beat me to it, but this is definitely fake. Though there IS a Dayton Daily News, their site has no such article. If that`s not enough, DrP`s observation proves it beyond any doubt. "Britain voted European culinary leader" is just patently absurd!
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7738 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 10:28 am
    Even Gerry understands women more than this guy. Gerry, where you from originally? I thought `gormless` was a brit word. And a northern brit word at that.
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    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5097 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 12:51 pm
    Yeah, I call shenanigans. It`s too smooth, too perfectly wrong to really have happened.

    Yep, original source of the woman`s picture.

    Link to the satire page that created this.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 5:28 pm
    Gerry wins this one.

    And the thing that leads me to believe this is fake, even though I believe you all with all your suggestions and evidence, is that she was charged with using foul language in public. That`s just silly.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36653 posts
    December 28, 2013 at 7:36 pm

    @ drawman61 - I am both American and a loyal subject of Her Majesty. Born/raised in the US but brought up by a very British mother. I understand loyalty to both the Constitution and the Crown and there is no conflict.

    I am also bi-racial. My father is white but my mother is Caucasian.
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    December 29, 2013 at 4:52 pm
    man, she really would have been pissed if she noticed they came in a brown paper bag. really excited.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    December 29, 2013 at 11:57 pm
    He is one lucky drat. She torched his truck, not his junk.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    December 30, 2013 at 12:28 am
    Gerry, you are a kind of weird that no sane person could make up.

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