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Date: 12/08/13 01:28 PM

16 Responses to Good Thing Walmart Doesn`t Sell Gerbils [Pic]

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    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 1:32 pm
    Link: Good Thing Walmart Doesn`t Sell Gerbils - On a side note: I bet this guy`s cucumber salad tastes like shit.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 2:08 pm
    Believe it or not, there are a LOT of people that go around buying items like this, purely to screw with the cashier.
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 2:08 pm
    or eels
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 2:17 pm
    They shouldn`t taste like shi t, that`s what the trojans are for. (Unless he doesn`t scrub under his finger nails).
    But then it could be lady`s night in tonight.
    Eeeww, anyway!
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 3:12 pm
    I`m with tedgp; he`s trolling the cashier. If this was something he did on a regular basis, he`d know that Vaseline dissolves condoms.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 3:43 pm

    The cashier was really stumped when the guy with the cucumber asked for a case of Bartles & Jaymes.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36840 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 5:00 pm

    Amateur using Vaseline.
    A REAL man uses ICY HOT.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 5:07 pm
    "he`d know that Vaseline dissolves condoms"

    That lack of knowledge is probably the reason so many guys say "that kid can`t be mine. I always wear a condom!!"
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 5:08 pm
    I`ve gone through with beer, condoms and cigarettes ... luckily it was a young guy and we joked about it.

    Another time - a hatchet, trash bags and wet wipes and I`m not kidding, the cashier looked terrified. I just stared at her for a second and said ... "Camping! Firewood. Trash clean up. Kid clean up. O.O" She started laughing a very nervous laugh. All the way home I was watching for cops following me. <.<
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36840 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 5:26 pm

    @ lauriloo - petroleum based lubricants weaken latex condoms. So it may not "dissolve them" but it is better to use a water based lubricant... like ICY HOT

    LOL
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 7:47 pm
    IS THAT CASHIER SITTING DOWN? Is that a thing? I want to sit down... :(

    We had a guy come through once buying a box of smarties, a box of condoms and half off carnation flowers...He walked out and his cashier turned around and said "Good dratin luck buddy!" and we laughed at him for the rest of the night. If she`s lucky he would have taken her to mcdonalds for dinner first to grease the wheels a little.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 10:54 pm
    @Gerry- KY has a product just for you:




    Or

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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 9, 2013 at 8:42 am
    You see, I think this is taunting the cashier in a different way.
    -50 ear piercings - check
    -masculine glasses - check
    -Plaid shirt in warm environment - mm-hm.
    This woman is a carabiner key chain and a Subaru Outback from being labeled.

    So, I suspect that was either a taunting or a not so discreet invitation.
    I wonder if they found each other...
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    December 9, 2013 at 10:26 am
    @codejockey

    why do you assume it`s a warm environment? I mean, it is late fall, which is good flannel weather.

    This is probably just kids playing that "make the cashier uncomfortable" game where they try to find 3 items that seem odd together and then buy them. Things like adult diapers, rope, and lube. But these guys are obviously ignorant of lubricants because vaseline is a horrible lubricant, it can make the opposite to happen and cause skin tears or condom rips.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    December 9, 2013 at 6:04 pm


    That`s not going to make her uncomfortable.
    She`s gonna be all sassy like: "Ya` know, that`s lousy lube. You forgot nitrile gloves. No, no. The non-lubricated ones..."
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    TJEx Male 30-39
    90 posts
    December 9, 2013 at 7:51 pm
    Why go to Walmart just for that and not get a whole bunch of supplies. At least buy a bag of apples or something.

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