Good Thing Walmart Doesn`t Sell Gerbils [Pic]

Submitted by: Smutleybutt 3 years ago Weird

On a side note: I bet this guy"s cucumber salad tastes like shit.
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Male 94
Why go to Walmart just for that and not get a whole bunch of supplies. At least buy a bag of apples or something.
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Male 5,608


That`s not going to make her uncomfortable.
She`s gonna be all sassy like: "Ya` know, that`s lousy lube. You forgot nitrile gloves. No, no. The non-lubricated ones..."
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Female 543
@codejockey

why do you assume it`s a warm environment? I mean, it is late fall, which is good flannel weather.

This is probably just kids playing that "make the cashier uncomfortable" game where they try to find 3 items that seem odd together and then buy them. Things like adult diapers, rope, and lube. But these guys are obviously ignorant of lubricants because vaseline is a horrible lubricant, it can make the opposite to happen and cause skin tears or condom rips.
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Male 5,608
You see, I think this is taunting the cashier in a different way.
-50 ear piercings - check
-masculine glasses - check
-Plaid shirt in warm environment - mm-hm.
This woman is a carabiner key chain and a Subaru Outback from being labeled.

So, I suspect that was either a taunting or a not so discreet invitation.
I wonder if they found each other...
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Female 1,803
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Female 3,696
IS THAT CASHIER SITTING DOWN? Is that a thing? I want to sit down... :(

We had a guy come through once buying a box of smarties, a box of condoms and half off carnation flowers...He walked out and his cashier turned around and said "Good dratin luck buddy!" and we laughed at him for the rest of the night. If she`s lucky he would have taken her to mcdonalds for dinner first to grease the wheels a little.
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Male 37,888

@ lauriloo - petroleum based lubricants weaken latex condoms. So it may not "dissolve them" but it is better to use a water based lubricant... like ICY HOT

LOL
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Male 2,675
I`ve gone through with beer, condoms and cigarettes ... luckily it was a young guy and we joked about it.

Another time - a hatchet, trash bags and wet wipes and I`m not kidding, the cashier looked terrified. I just stared at her for a second and said ... "Camping! Firewood. Trash clean up. Kid clean up. O.O" She started laughing a very nervous laugh. All the way home I was watching for cops following me. <.<
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Female 1,803
"he`d know that Vaseline dissolves condoms"

That lack of knowledge is probably the reason so many guys say "that kid can`t be mine. I always wear a condom!!"
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Male 37,888

Amateur using Vaseline.
A REAL man uses ICY HOT.
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Male 7,031

The cashier was really stumped when the guy with the cucumber asked for a case of Bartles & Jaymes.
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Male 15,832
I`m with tedgp; he`s trolling the cashier. If this was something he did on a regular basis, he`d know that Vaseline dissolves condoms.
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Male 5,874
They shouldn`t taste like shi t, that`s what the trojans are for. (Unless he doesn`t scrub under his finger nails).
But then it could be lady`s night in tonight.
Eeeww, anyway!
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Female 2,764
or eels
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Male 3,285
Believe it or not, there are a LOT of people that go around buying items like this, purely to screw with the cashier.
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Male 1,377
Link: Good Thing Walmart Doesn`t Sell Gerbils [Pic] [Rate Link] - On a side note: I bet this guy`s cucumber salad tastes like shit.
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