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Date: 12/06/13 03:41 PM

33 Responses to Do It Yourself Fleshlight

  1. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 3:41 pm
    Link: Do It Yourself Fleshlight - I just love crafty projects, don`t you? Obviously NSFW
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 3:49 pm
    Phew, I thought he was going to demonstrate.
  3. Profile photo of tedgp
    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 3:51 pm
    Why would you even put this up here?
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    Zghost Male 13-17
    152 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 3:52 pm
    I...I don`t know that seems to be reaching a bit. Wouldn`t that be incredibly dry and uncomfortable? Suppose you could lube but still. That`s...stretching.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 4:14 pm

    @ Zghost - I don`t know, why don`t you try it and write a review?
  6. Profile photo of Nick_13
    Nick_13 Male 30-39
    395 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 4:26 pm
    ....waits for the female comments...
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    scheckydamon Male 60-69
    716 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 4:27 pm
    Warm beef liver in a Tonka Truck cement mixer. National Lampoon early 1970"s.
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    Krowley Male 30-39
    696 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 4:28 pm
    I guess if you have good aim it would have 5 "reservoir tips"....

    It`s reusable! Share it with your roommates!!
  9. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 5:24 pm

    Okay, I tried it. I would add one of those heat-packs wrapped in the towel for a more realistic feel.

    What? Don`t hate me, you did it to, I`m just honest!
  10. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 5:26 pm
    Since it was a Mr Clean latex glove, does that mean it`s for gay men ;)

    Also, doesn`t seem very hands-free. Even if you could wedge it somewhere it would still move out of the way. I suppose they mean hands-free like "sitting on your hand until it falls asleep so it feels like a stranger" hands-free. Funny how guys do that but are mystified that I don`t get a big thrill out of rubbing my own boobs.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 5:36 pm
    poor guys that do this lol
  12. Profile photo of Rick_S
    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3291 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 5:38 pm
    "Dad, can I have my hair bands back now, please?"
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 5:40 pm
    Finally, news I can use. Uhh, can I run this thru the dishwasher?
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 6:04 pm
    I think there was a list of aids in National Lampoon`s A Dirty Book (1976). They included if I remember correctly, a damp wool sock, wearing a lady`s glove, a vacuum cleaner, chopsticks, and confusing to me at the time a halved melon filled with cottage cheese. Actually I still don`t get that one.
  15. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36834 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 6:14 pm

    @ Magentab0b - keep trying, you`ll get it. Try a microwave.
  16. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 6:30 pm
    Don`t forget to listen to hard rock while assembling your FiFi!
    Wanna make those sensations more intense??
    Line with fine grain sandpaper!
    Fasten with Chinese dick trap!
    Lubricate with your favorite hot sauce!
    Rock on! \m/(>.<)\m/
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 6:33 pm
    Don`t accidentally tear a hole in the glove without realizing it. You`ll have towel babies.
  18. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 11:10 pm
    Oh yeah, I can`t say naughty words here, but this crap can be posted? There is no God. I`ll be in my room, getting happyfaced over old Rod Serling TZ intros.
  19. Profile photo of Tupinambis
    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 1:36 am
    Don`t forget to bring a towel!
  20. Profile photo of Rodin
    Rodin Male 30-39
    765 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 5:02 am
    That`s really angry masturbation music. How angry can you be at your penis?
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    bdowner60 Male 40-49
    593 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 6:36 am
    Well as a fair comparison to the real deal w/ the cost and stress involved , it looks like Mrs America has been economically replaced!
  22. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 6:49 am
    Ew, ew, ew ew ew ewewewewewewe....
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3879 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 7:21 am
    looks like an excellent xmas gift.
  24. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 8:15 am
    @sweety, don`t say ew ew ew ew, Be thankfull we found a way to entertain ourselves whilst you do the dishes?


    (yeah fair enough,i deserve that)
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 9:33 am

  26. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 10:21 am
    Look- mrorange ( yeah- you do deserve that but..) go on, have a wank, use oil and stuff- but this is far too involved and uses towels and stuff...
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 10:30 am
    Sweety,
    Your right and all but let`s be as honest as we can here. it gets a wee bit boring after awhille, i mean i`m heading on to forty. that`s about 15.00 wanks (skipping puberty where it was way more then one a day) It`s just nice to have a bit of a change, and for the men that`s a bit harder then for women...
  28. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 10:35 am
    MY TOWELS....
  29. Profile photo of monsta420
    monsta420 Male 30-39
    105 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 10:48 am
    soldiers are taught to make these
  30. Profile photo of Parasite
    Parasite Male 18-29
    141 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 11:51 am
    I`ve passed the weird side of youtube and entered the Foreveraloneiverse...
  31. Profile photo of jadoig
    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 10:04 pm
    So crazy it just might work...
  32. Profile photo of Pr0phat69
    Pr0phat69 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 8:07 am
    Any one else laugh at the color choice of the towel?














    ?\\
  33. Profile photo of ssalty
    ssalty Male 60-69
    228 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 8:57 am
    Well, if your dick is two inches long or thin enough to fit the finger holes I guess it might work in a pinch.

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