Do It Yourself Fleshlight

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 3 years ago in Funny

I just love crafty projects, don"t you? Obviously NSFW
There are 33 comments:
Male 228
Well, if your dick is two inches long or thin enough to fit the finger holes I guess it might work in a pinch.
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Male 21
Any one else laugh at the color choice of the towel?














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Male 434
So crazy it just might work...
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Male 141
I`ve passed the weird side of youtube and entered the Foreveraloneiverse...
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Male 123
soldiers are taught to make these
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Female 7,866
MY TOWELS....
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Male 2,419
Sweety,
Your right and all but let`s be as honest as we can here. it gets a wee bit boring after awhille, i mean i`m heading on to forty. that`s about 15.00 wanks (skipping puberty where it was way more then one a day) It`s just nice to have a bit of a change, and for the men that`s a bit harder then for women...
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Female 7,866
Look- mrorange ( yeah- you do deserve that but..) go on, have a wank, use oil and stuff- but this is far too involved and uses towels and stuff...
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Male 5,874

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Male 2,419
@sweety, don`t say ew ew ew ew, Be thankfull we found a way to entertain ourselves whilst you do the dishes?


(yeah fair enough,i deserve that)
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Female 4,086
looks like an excellent xmas gift.
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Female 7,866
Ew, ew, ew ew ew ewewewewewewe....
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Male 593
Well as a fair comparison to the real deal w/ the cost and stress involved , it looks like Mrs America has been economically replaced!
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Male 892
That`s really angry masturbation music. How angry can you be at your penis?
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Male 568
Don`t forget to bring a towel!
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Female 2,691
Oh yeah, I can`t say naughty words here, but this crap can be posted? There is no God. I`ll be in my room, getting happyfaced over old Rod Serling TZ intros.
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Male 1,931
Don`t accidentally tear a hole in the glove without realizing it. You`ll have towel babies.
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Male 2,549
Don`t forget to listen to hard rock while assembling your FiFi!
Wanna make those sensations more intense??
Line with fine grain sandpaper!
Fasten with Chinese dick trap!
Lubricate with your favorite hot sauce!
Rock on! \m/(>.<)\m/
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Male 38,483

@ Magentab0b - keep trying, you`ll get it. Try a microwave.
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Female 1,467
I think there was a list of aids in National Lampoon`s A Dirty Book (1976). They included if I remember correctly, a damp wool sock, wearing a lady`s glove, a vacuum cleaner, chopsticks, and confusing to me at the time a halved melon filled with cottage cheese. Actually I still don`t get that one.
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Male 2,097
Finally, news I can use. Uhh, can I run this thru the dishwasher?
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Male 3,322
"Dad, can I have my hair bands back now, please?"
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Male 1,745
poor guys that do this lol
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Female 1,803
Since it was a Mr Clean latex glove, does that mean it`s for gay men ;)

Also, doesn`t seem very hands-free. Even if you could wedge it somewhere it would still move out of the way. I suppose they mean hands-free like "sitting on your hand until it falls asleep so it feels like a stranger" hands-free. Funny how guys do that but are mystified that I don`t get a big thrill out of rubbing my own boobs.
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Male 38,483

Okay, I tried it. I would add one of those heat-packs wrapped in the towel for a more realistic feel.

What? Don`t hate me, you did it to, I`m just honest!
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Male 696
I guess if you have good aim it would have 5 "reservoir tips"....

It`s reusable! Share it with your roommates!!
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Male 992
Warm beef liver in a Tonka Truck cement mixer. National Lampoon early 1970"s.
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Male 395
....waits for the female comments...
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Male 38,483

@ Zghost - I don`t know, why don`t you try it and write a review?
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Male 152
I...I don`t know that seems to be reaching a bit. Wouldn`t that be incredibly dry and uncomfortable? Suppose you could lube but still. That`s...stretching.
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Male 3,285
Why would you even put this up here?
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Male 7,775
Phew, I thought he was going to demonstrate.
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Male 38,483
Link: Do It Yourself Fleshlight [Rate Link] - I just love crafty projects, don`t you? Obviously NSFW
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