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Date: 12/04/13 02:44 PM

22 Responses to DIY Insanity

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    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 2:28 pm
    Link: DIY Insanity - Please don`t be real. His whole youtube channel is nothing but this crazy crap.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 2:59 pm
    You know, this video makes me think about something. Why are humans, in their natural state in the wild, so... dirty? Think of all the forest creatures out there: Deer? Bobcats? Blue Jays? Squirrels? Foxes? Aside from the occasional case of mange, we`re all nice and tidy.

    Why are humans in the outdoors so... icky? It`s a serious question, so I`m open to any and all ideas.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 3:05 pm

    Hey, at least now you know who they ran into at the end of the Blair Witch Project.
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4887 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 3:10 pm
    Squrlz4Sale cause human kind is a feking worm eating the world bit by bit.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 3:16 pm
    @ Piperfawn: LOL. ~adds one check in the Mankind = Parasitic Worm column~

    The whole thing intrigues me. I mean, squirrel hair grows to a certain length and that`s it. Human hair, on the head mostly, grows like a weed. Why?

    Did humans used to have an ability to groom themselves and lost the ability? If so, why? And did human hair used to stop growing at a certain length--but now doesn`t? If that`s the case, why did it change?

    ~ponders this~
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4887 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 3:42 pm
    Right yesterday i read a theory about human evolution that can give you some hint Macroevolution. Is quite long...the theory says we are inbreeded chimps and pigs.
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    AWESOMEBOT Male 30-39
    67 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 3:45 pm
    Alan was a normal (weird) guy about two years ago, posting all of his wonderful tutorials about cooking and clown makeup and what-not. Then one day, he got locked out of his house, was very hungry, turned into a werewolf, went crazy, killed a man, and put mud (poo) in a dictionary. There is speculation that Alan was arrested for the murder, but eventually escaped with his video camera to bring us his unusually wonderful tutorials. In his most recent caper, Alan has found himself in the back of a (presumably) devil worshiper`s box truck, and is being taken to an unknown location. Good luck, Alan! We hope you make it back in one piece! Oh, and to ruin it all. Here is the creator`s facebook page https://www.facebook.com/alanresnickpage
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31766 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 4:03 pm
    @Squrlz4Sale: I`d speculate that moving into cold climates encouraged rapid hair growth.

    Most animals shed their excess fur regularly: either season molting or constant shedding.

    Humans needed longer hair in the winter, but didn`t have a "molting in the spring" gene. So those who grew hair faster stayed warmer in winter, and long hair either wasn`t too bad a problem in summer or we were smart enough to cut it (chew it) short.

    Just my guess.

    Also: moving north encouraged us to lose our middle-area hair! We had to wear furs to keep warm anyhow, the extra hair was counter-productive because it harboured fleas and had to be kept clean. Thus those with less `belly fur` did better.
    I read that somewhere.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 4:22 pm
    @ 5Cats et al: Right now I am busily reading Piper`s link to see if you hoomans are a cross between apes and pigs. It *would* explain a lot....
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36182 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 4:59 pm

    Lee Press-On nails give you a hint about this guys authenticity.
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 5:03 pm

    =O.O= The scales have fallen from my eyes. Now I see all of you for what you really are: pig-chimps!

    Intelligent, dirty, greedy, pig-chimps--who savor the taste of cannibalism with every slice of bacon they eat.

    In the words of HalfPintRoo: "Ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe!"

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    fsawaged Male 18-29
    54 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 5:52 pm
    WHAT THE FCUK IS THE TUTORIAL ABOUT? FCUKING HIPSTER WITH CAMERA
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    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4887 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 6:10 pm
    Squrlz4Sale is a revelation or not?
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 6:47 pm
    Also: moving north encouraged us to lose our middle-area hair! We had to wear furs to keep warm anyhow, the extra hair was counter-productive because it harboured fleas and had to be kept clean. Thus those with less `belly fur` did better.
    I read that somewhere.

    That seems unlikely because humans from hot parts of the world also have sparse (relative to most animals) body hair. The change therefore appears to predate human migration to colder areas.

    A plausible explanation that I`ve read is that sparse body hair is an adaptation to heat, not cold. Spare body hair makes it easier to shed heat. Shedding heat faster is a big advantage in endurance running, which is what humans used to require for survival (by persistance hunting). Humans can outrun anything in hot weather, even noted endurance animals such as wolves and horses, but not in cold weather.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 6:50 pm
    Retaining head hair could be explained by our upright posture - it would still be useful to protect the part of our body most exposed to the sun. Long head hair would be more useful because it would protect the back of the neck as well.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 7:34 pm
    cant decide if I have seen into the very depths of insanity, or this is some kind of andy kaufman comedy show....
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 8:13 pm
    @ Piperfawn: It`s an intriguing hypothesis and he writes a good defense of it. But according to what I`m reading elsewhere, his hypothesis isn`t supported by the best data at hand: the pig and human genomes. In other words, it looks like he`s done a great job of finding evolutionary coincidences and making an eyebrow-raising assertion out of them--with zero genetic evidence behind it. Which, as this critic has pointed out, is a peculiar lapse for someone trained as a geneticist.
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    Pr0phat69 Male 18-29
    21 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 8:15 pm
    Watching his other stuff...... looks like he has a cult like following and this is all leading to something
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 8:17 pm
    @ Piperfawn: That said, I am busily preparing my own paper proving that *Sciurus carolinensis*, the Grey Squirrel, is a hybrid of a mountain lion, a bunny rabbit, and a unicorn.

    ~fluffs tail up a bit~
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2051 posts
    December 5, 2013 at 7:49 am
    There are better ways to cry for attention. This guys attempt is just lame.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    December 5, 2013 at 11:56 am
    michael jackson in the wilderness.
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    iamatree Male 18-29
    551 posts
    December 5, 2013 at 8:40 pm
    Yeah weatherise that hole

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