Australian Alarm Clock [Pic]

Submitted by: fk 3 years ago Weird

AKA a whole lotta nope.
There are 20 comments:
Male 661
Man, like the most poisonous things live in Australia, I don`t blame the kid. Sh t, everything in Australia can kill you, I`m surprised anybody is still alive down there.
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Male 37,889

This is why children murder their parents.
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Female 1,467
You just have to say my name while frantically waving your arms. Then wait thirty minutes for me to remember you did it. Oh this isn`t about prying me away from the computer?
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Female 1,478
I like the little head tap to wake him up :D
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Male 13,624
panth753

Covers my thoughts exactly
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Female 7,838
I might try this... nothing else works.
Mind you- my son may well set light to the flat before I could stop him..
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Female 4,086
the guy with the jar needs to be bitch slapped. repeatedly.
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Male 2,514
That chick had no tits!!!
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Female 178
..I will forever be calling them roosterroaches from now on.

also, that`s one way to wake up a reluctant kid for school. :D
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Female 9,402
Um, no. I would of totally beat the crap out of the person would of done this to me.
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Male 26
I woke up with a wolf spider on my face in Kentucky onetime. eck
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Male 364
Only a huntsman. Harmless and friendly.
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Female 2,691
Roosterroaches? Seriously? Time to let some adults run this asylum.
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Female 2,691
And you don`t even want to know about the giant roosterroaches with hairy chests and wings, that hiss at you and steal your food. They make those Texas roaches look puny. If you stomp on them, you`ll just make them angry.
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Female 2,691
Oh those silly Aussies. We had spiders five times bigger than that on the Rock. (Redback on the toilet seat--hah!) The one that greeted me one morning was the size of a dinner plate. After I finished screaming, throwing it out the window (sorry random Japanese guy, I didn`t know you were there), I went back inside and soundly scolded my house gecko.
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Male 322
It could have been an unmeasurable amount more traumatizing. It could have been hundreds of spiderlings!
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Male 2,417
been there...

my favourite one is where you open your eyes and one of those F**kers is right above your head...
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Female 3,696
I would be hysterical. You would have to rock me back to calmness, that is if you could pry me from the ceiling fan.
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Male 11,740
What an ass.
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Male 951
Link: Australian Alarm Clock [Pic] [Rate Link] - AKA a whole lotta nope.
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