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Date: 12/06/13 06:40 PM

20 Responses to Australian Alarm Clock [Pic]

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    fk Male 70 & Over
    953 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 6:43 pm
    Link: Australian Alarm Clock - AKA a whole lotta nope.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 7:31 pm
    What an ass.
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 7:45 pm
    I would be hysterical. You would have to rock me back to calmness, that is if you could pry me from the ceiling fan.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 8:35 pm
    been there...

    my favourite one is where you open your eyes and one of those F**kers is right above your head...
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    stk5m Male 18-29
    322 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 9:11 pm
    It could have been an unmeasurable amount more traumatizing. It could have been hundreds of spiderlings!
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 11:18 pm
    Oh those silly Aussies. We had spiders five times bigger than that on the Rock. (Redback on the toilet seat--hah!) The one that greeted me one morning was the size of a dinner plate. After I finished screaming, throwing it out the window (sorry random Japanese guy, I didn`t know you were there), I went back inside and soundly scolded my house gecko.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 11:21 pm
    And you don`t even want to know about the giant roosterroaches with hairy chests and wings, that hiss at you and steal your food. They make those Texas roaches look puny. If you stomp on them, you`ll just make them angry.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 11:22 pm
    Roosterroaches? Seriously? Time to let some adults run this asylum.
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    den3jlb Male 18-29
    364 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 12:47 am
    Only a huntsman. Harmless and friendly.
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    redofluke1 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 1:02 am
    I woke up with a wolf spider on my face in Kentucky onetime. eck
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9186 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 5:47 am
    Um, no. I would of totally beat the crap out of the person would of done this to me.
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    angelbrat Female 18-29
    178 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 6:02 am
    ..I will forever be calling them roosterroaches from now on.

    also, that`s one way to wake up a reluctant kid for school. :D
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    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2510 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 6:07 am
    That chick had no tits!!!
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3775 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 6:42 am
    the guy with the jar needs to be bitch slapped. repeatedly.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 10:13 am
    I might try this... nothing else works.
    Mind you- my son may well set light to the flat before I could stop him..
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13606 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 4:31 pm
    panth753

    Covers my thoughts exactly
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 6:57 pm
    I like the little head tap to wake him up :D
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 7:00 am
    You just have to say my name while frantically waving your arms. Then wait thirty minutes for me to remember you did it. Oh this isn`t about prying me away from the computer?
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    December 8, 2013 at 11:23 am

    This is why children murder their parents.
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    Kalimata Male 30-39
    661 posts
    December 9, 2013 at 7:17 am
    Man, like the most poisonous things live in Australia, I don`t blame the kid. Sh t, everything in Australia can kill you, I`m surprised anybody is still alive down there.

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