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Date: 12/23/13 04:19 PM

45 Responses to Anteater Is Proof Of Creation [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2013 at 4:19 pm
    Link: Anteater Is Proof Of Creation - Creationism: 1 Evolution: 0
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    whirlygirl Female 30-39
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    December 23, 2013 at 4:47 pm
    Hmmm... I got a white screen, but... evolution all the way!
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    Kegomatix Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 4:48 pm
    Ah yes, compelling proof (I`m only seeing a white box).
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    December 23, 2013 at 4:59 pm
    Ah yes, the white box of compelling proof. I concur with all before me.
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    bloomi Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 5:03 pm
    I think this page about sums up the evidence for creationism (a blank box).
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 23, 2013 at 5:08 pm

    Just a big empty blank. Like all creationist arguments.
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    keith2 Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 5:10 pm
    Thought my linux was being screwy again.. glad I`m not the only one getting a white box.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    December 23, 2013 at 5:11 pm

    Aside from the white screen, anteaters are proof that there are some pretty f**king ugly animals out there.
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    Forplay2k Male 50-59
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    December 23, 2013 at 5:19 pm
    Just reload the page ,you will see the pic.
    Still a lame post.
  10. Profile photo of whodat6484
    whodat6484 Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2013 at 5:22 pm
    I guess I`m the only one who can see it so here it is...





    ...and here`s where it was published online.
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    Andrew155 Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 5:47 pm

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    Runemang Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2013 at 6:28 pm
    Aw poo ... we didn`t think of THAT!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 23, 2013 at 6:38 pm

    I can see it now.

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    LuckyDave Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 6:44 pm
    Genesis also says that the earth was set upon pillars, but the creationists like to forget that part of the story.
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    Rodin Male 30-39
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    December 23, 2013 at 6:56 pm
    Merry Christmas.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    December 23, 2013 at 7:07 pm
    I can`t even begin to address this level of ignorance.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 23, 2013 at 7:30 pm

    And to the choir they`re preaching to, this makes perfect sense. Never underestimate the power of stupid.
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    iamatree Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 7:48 pm
    Checkmate atheists.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
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    December 23, 2013 at 8:00 pm
    "It plainly states that God said, Let there be this and let there be that"

    Well who can argue with that level of detailed fact.

    To the believers amongst us.....does this sort of poo embarrass you as much as it does them?
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    alisia Female 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 8:15 pm
    I haven`t logged on to leave a comment here in...I DON`T KNOW HOW LONG.... iamatree:1 all other commentors: 0. You brought the funny comment. That is all.
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    beternal Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 8:21 pm
    And take the opposable thumbs in humans! If it took millions of years to develop, how did early man not die of sexual frustration!!!

    Checkmate atheists!!!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    December 23, 2013 at 8:27 pm
    I thought the platypus was proof of God.
    Or at least of His sense of humour...

    The reverse happened with Darwin and the moth with the super-long tongue... but Darwin was proven correct! Unlike this dolt...
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 9:01 pm
    While most rational intelligent people don`t need this illustrated to them the answer is quite obvious, not all ants are deep underground some are near the surface. But when those ants are eaten then only the ant eaters with the longer snouts and tongues can get the ants deeper down, so they have an advantage and have a better chance of surviving and passing on the genetic trait for longer snouts and tongues.
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    ajd121 Male 18-29
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    December 23, 2013 at 9:06 pm
    And also the ants are evolving along with the ant eaters so the ants that are capable or have the genetic traits that get them to dig deeper survive better so the ants could be have only needed to dig two inches in the ground at first and then as the snouts grew the ants dug deeper so the snouts grew even more and so on.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
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    December 23, 2013 at 9:24 pm
    Why are religious idiots so simple minded ?
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    carmium Female 50-59
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    December 23, 2013 at 10:52 pm
    Because only the simple minded are religious.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
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    December 24, 2013 at 12:28 am
    the platypus is proof that god smokes pot, and that all you drug bashing, bible quoting alcoholics are going straight to hell. For those of you who stil don`t get it.

    God made pot, man made beer.,, i`m going for the devine option here ,)
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2013 at 3:52 am
    No, Mr Orange, alcohol is naturally occurring in nature. I know you were making a joke, but still, at least try to keep it factual. Otherwise, you`re no better than the jesus humpers.
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    Neoptolemos Male 30-39
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    December 24, 2013 at 4:06 am
    Don`t you just love it when people use dimwitted arguments to come across as smart
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    jwhalerfan Male 30-39
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    December 24, 2013 at 4:39 am
    Chinstrap said, "Alcohol is naturally occurring in nature"

    Sort of... but he said BEER, which is not. Beer is man made, pot is not. Stop trying to use your pea-brain to twist the facts.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
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    December 24, 2013 at 5:07 am
    This is the Icelandic equivalent of believing in elves.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
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    December 24, 2013 at 5:12 am
    This is almost as funny as when that guy tried to disprove evolution by saying "we look at this banana, it fits in my hand perfectly, surely this proves creationism" while completely ignoring all the other fruits.
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    Chickenthief Male 40-49
    84 posts
    December 24, 2013 at 6:00 am
    Master, the stupidity is great with this one!
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    norwice Male 40-49
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    December 24, 2013 at 6:46 am
    Icelanders actually do not believe in elves Sleepyhallow, even though Icelandair states so in a stupid commercial.
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    RPossum Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    December 24, 2013 at 7:12 am
    Welp I`m stumped. Guess God is real. On the same note how did monkey`s eat without arms? I mean those arms are more complex than an ant eater nose right? Probably took even more millions of years to evolve!
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    December 24, 2013 at 8:31 am
    Well, she got us. Everyone throw in your science towels, evolution has been laid to rest by this shocking bit of tautology
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    Pinkminx22 Female 30-39
    1081 posts
    December 24, 2013 at 8:44 am
    Well... Yeah..DUH!!! Everyone knows god invented the anteater..geeeez!!! Because everyone knows it doesn`t take god millions of years to get his creations right.. Right?
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    monsterzero Male 40-49
    353 posts
    December 24, 2013 at 8:48 am
    The real proof that God exists is, olives.
    Nothing but an omnipotent being could ever create something wonderful and tasty like an olive.

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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    December 24, 2013 at 6:13 pm
    monsterzero: How could I have missed that?! Of course! Add that to the anteater that - right here! - finally put an end to the science of evolution. Mark the date!
    (I presume you mean the ripe black olives, not those bitter little green things...?) 8-d
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
    2105 posts
    December 24, 2013 at 8:15 pm
    KFC,Bitch.
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    Zeegrr60 Male 40-49
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    December 24, 2013 at 8:17 pm
    platypus. You want proof of a god? Look no further.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 4:44 am
    Need a new tag: "Not Safe for Intellect"
    This should be applied to content which has a negative impact on cognition.
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 9:42 am
    little known fact #429 :
    90% of all whom don`t believe in evolution are less evolved than their counterparts
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 7:33 pm
    I as an emissary for the E=mc2 people would like to respond, God told the ants to slowly, over time, dig deeper holes.
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    578 posts
    December 26, 2013 at 10:39 am
    @carmium said "Because only the simple minded are religious". ++++++++++++

    I take great exception to this comment. I have three college degrees, a 3.92 GPA, nearly thirty years of IT work experience, and I am a devout Catholic. That said, I simply caution people to not group all those of faith under one giant generic umbrella. I believe all of us or on a journey of faith that will last our entire lifetime. Faith also is not static and unchanging, it is very much dynamic and alive. It does take it`s time though. One day most Christians may not take such an immovable stance on creation and the literal reading of the Bible.

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