Anteater Is Proof Of Creation [Pic]

Submitted by: whodat6484 3 years ago in Funny

Creationism: 1 Evolution: 0
There are 45 comments:
Male 579
@carmium said "Because only the simple minded are religious". ++++++++++++

I take great exception to this comment. I have three college degrees, a 3.92 GPA, nearly thirty years of IT work experience, and I am a devout Catholic. That said, I simply caution people to not group all those of faith under one giant generic umbrella. I believe all of us or on a journey of faith that will last our entire lifetime. Faith also is not static and unchanging, it is very much dynamic and alive. It does take it`s time though. One day most Christians may not take such an immovable stance on creation and the literal reading of the Bible.
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Male 3,231
I as an emissary for the E=mc2 people would like to respond, God told the ants to slowly, over time, dig deeper holes.
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Male 554
little known fact #429 :
90% of all whom don`t believe in evolution are less evolved than their counterparts
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Male 5,617
Need a new tag: "Not Safe for Intellect"
This should be applied to content which has a negative impact on cognition.
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Male 2,163
platypus. You want proof of a god? Look no further.
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Male 2,163
KFC,Bitch.
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Female 6,381
monsterzero: How could I have missed that?! Of course! Add that to the anteater that - right here! - finally put an end to the science of evolution. Mark the date!
(I presume you mean the ripe black olives, not those bitter little green things...?) 8-d
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Male 358
The real proof that God exists is, olives.
Nothing but an omnipotent being could ever create something wonderful and tasty like an olive.

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Female 1,163
Well... Yeah..DUH!!! Everyone knows god invented the anteater..geeeez!!! Because everyone knows it doesn`t take god millions of years to get his creations right.. Right?
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Female 543
Well, she got us. Everyone throw in your science towels, evolution has been laid to rest by this shocking bit of tautology
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Male 1,122
Welp I`m stumped. Guess God is real. On the same note how did monkey`s eat without arms? I mean those arms are more complex than an ant eater nose right? Probably took even more millions of years to evolve!
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Male 23
Icelanders actually do not believe in elves Sleepyhallow, even though Icelandair states so in a stupid commercial.
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Male 83
Master, the stupidity is great with this one!
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Male 2,510
This is almost as funny as when that guy tried to disprove evolution by saying "we look at this banana, it fits in my hand perfectly, surely this proves creationism" while completely ignoring all the other fruits.
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Male 1,983
This is the Icelandic equivalent of believing in elves.
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Male 220
Chinstrap said, "Alcohol is naturally occurring in nature"

Sort of... but he said BEER, which is not. Beer is man made, pot is not. Stop trying to use your pea-brain to twist the facts.
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Male 625
Don`t you just love it when people use dimwitted arguments to come across as smart
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Male 694
No, Mr Orange, alcohol is naturally occurring in nature. I know you were making a joke, but still, at least try to keep it factual. Otherwise, you`re no better than the jesus humpers.
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Male 2,419
the platypus is proof that god smokes pot, and that all you drug bashing, bible quoting alcoholics are going straight to hell. For those of you who stil don`t get it.

God made pot, man made beer.,, i`m going for the devine option here ,)
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Female 6,381
Because only the simple minded are religious.
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Male 1,558
Why are religious idiots so simple minded ?
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Male 636
And also the ants are evolving along with the ant eaters so the ants that are capable or have the genetic traits that get them to dig deeper survive better so the ants could be have only needed to dig two inches in the ground at first and then as the snouts grew the ants dug deeper so the snouts grew even more and so on.
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Male 636
While most rational intelligent people don`t need this illustrated to them the answer is quite obvious, not all ants are deep underground some are near the surface. But when those ants are eaten then only the ant eaters with the longer snouts and tongues can get the ants deeper down, so they have an advantage and have a better chance of surviving and passing on the genetic trait for longer snouts and tongues.
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Male 37,783
I thought the platypus was proof of God.
Or at least of His sense of humour...

The reverse happened with Darwin and the moth with the super-long tongue... but Darwin was proven correct! Unlike this dolt...
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Male 2,586
And take the opposable thumbs in humans! If it took millions of years to develop, how did early man not die of sexual frustration!!!

Checkmate atheists!!!
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Female 166
I haven`t logged on to leave a comment here in...I DON`T KNOW HOW LONG.... iamatree:1 all other commentors: 0. You brought the funny comment. That is all.
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Male 3,147
"It plainly states that God said, Let there be this and let there be that"

Well who can argue with that level of detailed fact.

To the believers amongst us.....does this sort of poo embarrass you as much as it does them?
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Male 550
Checkmate atheists.
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Male 38,481

And to the choir they`re preaching to, this makes perfect sense. Never underestimate the power of stupid.
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Male 11,740
I can`t even begin to address this level of ignorance.
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Male 892
Merry Christmas.
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Male 675
Genesis also says that the earth was set upon pillars, but the creationists like to forget that part of the story.
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Male 38,481

I can see it now.

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Male 2,675
Aw poo ... we didn`t think of THAT!!
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Male 2,578

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Male 3,909
I guess I`m the only one who can see it so here it is...





...and here`s where it was published online.
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Male 698
Just reload the page ,you will see the pic.
Still a lame post.
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Male 7,031

Aside from the white screen, anteaters are proof that there are some pretty f**king ugly animals out there.
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Male 2,592
Thought my linux was being screwy again.. glad I`m not the only one getting a white box.
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Male 38,481

Just a big empty blank. Like all creationist arguments.
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Male 148
I think this page about sums up the evidence for creationism (a blank box).
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Male 5,874
Ah yes, the white box of compelling proof. I concur with all before me.
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Male 1,341
Ah yes, compelling proof (I`m only seeing a white box).
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Female 232
Hmmm... I got a white screen, but... evolution all the way!
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Male 3,909
Link: Anteater Is Proof Of Creation [Pic] [Rate Link] - Creationism: 1 Evolution: 0
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