A Ssalutory Wwarning! [Pic+]

Submitted by: madduck 3 years ago in Funny

Wwhat not to call your children.
There are 23 comments:
Male 434
Ha ha. "I believe they have been making plans to drown him".
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Male 7,123
Daily Mash is one of my favourite sites. Sort of a British `Onion`.
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Male 3,631
It must be the timeline or something, but they were 11 days late for April Fool`s :-)
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Male 5,626
"ONE OF US"
D. Spooner: "Tims: You will not move. Confirm command."
Tims (unison:) "Command confirmed."
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Male 15,259
I love that site.
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Male 12,365
[quote]this is fake, right?[/quote]

Everything on the Daily Mash is fake, often in the form of ludicrous exaggeration. Jack is a popular name here. Presumably Lily is too. It`s likely that the Daily Mash writer just picked the two most popular names and wrote an increasingly ludicrous piece about their popularity for a laugh.
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Male 2,548
Ian wasn`t ostracized because he wasn`t named Jack, he was ostracized because the very sound of Ian evokes associative imagery of a whiny nance.
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Male 450
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
ONE OF US
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Male 5,626
"...something north americans wouldnt know..."
Here, it`s John, Mike, Tim, or Joe.
At places I work, I may see 3 Tims, 2 Joes and it`s like Buckaroo Banzai with the Johns.
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Male 51
Funny, complete bs but funny.
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Male 3,668
wait wait wait i think i get it. there are actually a lot of british people named jack and lily because of what ever crazy british social class reasons (something north americans wouldnt know), and this was all just poking fun at that fact. that is kind of funny (albeit kinda dark). theres no real need for me to apologize but i will because im canadian. im sorry. "even now i am fairly sure i would not actually like a sharon if i met one" ok im having a hard time figuring out if that one is a joke. sharon stone seems like a lovely person.

@5cats so are you trying to tell me that there is no such place as" world of tits theme park"? :(
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Male 40,728
Took a while before I figured out it was a "joke site" :-)

"Reversible USB" = LOLZ!
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Male 39,883

I like old fashioned names like Maude & Beulah. Maurice & Wilfred. I`m not stupid though, I named the boy Kris. But he married a girl named Alex. So if they have a little girl they can name her after him and a boy after her. :)
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Male 3,668
@madduck the part about the class conspiring to drown a kid just made me think of the murder of james bulger. actually right up until i read that part i wasnt taking any of this seriously, it was after i read that i was all like, "this isnt funny." yeah im gonna have to say the humor doesnt translate.
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Female 8,045
Trayvon is not a name... James is a name, Shaniqua is not a name- it is made up. Made up names are silly!
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Male 15,832
Still better than Trayvon.
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Female 8,045
Jack and Lily are nice middle class names which indicate what type of person you and your family are. You can tell a lot from a name... even now I am fairly sure I would not actually like a Sharon if I met one, which I am unlikely ever to do. I do know a couple of Waynes though- I am open minded though.. perhaps the humour does not translate?
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Female 8,045
Oh come on--- does the bit about a class conspiring to drown the un-Jack give it away. although I know so many damn Jacks and Lilys it is damn near true!
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Male 14,331
[quote]this is fake, right?[/quote]


YA I`d definatly say so what it supposed to be getting at beats the hell out of me.
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Male 7,774
More BS from the PC liberals
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Male 3,668
this is fake, right? you brits arent that bat poo crazy are you? "we`d have to put them up for adoption, although i doubt anyone one would want them with those names." thats like china throwing away their infant daughters level of drated up. why would all the british people want to name their kids jack and lily anyways? whats the significance? "I believe they have been making plans to drown him." ok thats not so much about picking on some one who is different as much as it is those kids are evil little drats.
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Male 662
I got halfway through before I realized it was a joke.
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Female 8,045
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