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Date: 12/05/13 11:45 AM

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    madduck Female 50-59
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    December 5, 2013 at 11:46 am
    Link: A Ssalutory Wwarning! - Wwhat not to call your children.
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    drworm2002 Male 30-39
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    December 5, 2013 at 11:54 am
    I got halfway through before I realized it was a joke.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
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    December 5, 2013 at 12:03 pm
    this is fake, right? you brits arent that bat poo crazy are you? "we`d have to put them up for adoption, although i doubt anyone one would want them with those names." thats like china throwing away their infant daughters level of drated up. why would all the british people want to name their kids jack and lily anyways? whats the significance? "I believe they have been making plans to drown him." ok thats not so much about picking on some one who is different as much as it is those kids are evil little drats.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    December 5, 2013 at 12:04 pm
    More BS from the PC liberals
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    December 5, 2013 at 12:16 pm
    this is fake, right?


    YA I`d definatly say so what it supposed to be getting at beats the hell out of me.
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    December 5, 2013 at 12:19 pm
    Oh come on--- does the bit about a class conspiring to drown the un-Jack give it away. although I know so many damn Jacks and Lilys it is damn near true!
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    madduck Female 50-59
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    December 5, 2013 at 12:40 pm
    Jack and Lily are nice middle class names which indicate what type of person you and your family are. You can tell a lot from a name... even now I am fairly sure I would not actually like a Sharon if I met one, which I am unlikely ever to do. I do know a couple of Waynes though- I am open minded though.. perhaps the humour does not translate?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    December 5, 2013 at 12:56 pm
    Still better than Trayvon.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    December 5, 2013 at 1:00 pm
    Trayvon is not a name... James is a name, Shaniqua is not a name- it is made up. Made up names are silly!
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
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    December 5, 2013 at 1:06 pm
    @madduck the part about the class conspiring to drown a kid just made me think of the murder of james bulger. actually right up until i read that part i wasnt taking any of this seriously, it was after i read that i was all like, "this isnt funny." yeah im gonna have to say the humor doesnt translate.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    December 5, 2013 at 1:14 pm

    I like old fashioned names like Maude & Beulah. Maurice & Wilfred. I`m not stupid though, I named the boy Kris. But he married a girl named Alex. So if they have a little girl they can name her after him and a boy after her. :)
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    December 5, 2013 at 1:25 pm
    Took a while before I figured out it was a "joke site" :-)

    "Reversible USB" = LOLZ!
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
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    December 5, 2013 at 1:45 pm
    wait wait wait i think i get it. there are actually a lot of british people named jack and lily because of what ever crazy british social class reasons (something north americans wouldnt know), and this was all just poking fun at that fact. that is kind of funny (albeit kinda dark). theres no real need for me to apologize but i will because im canadian. im sorry. "even now i am fairly sure i would not actually like a sharon if i met one" ok im having a hard time figuring out if that one is a joke. sharon stone seems like a lovely person.

    @5cats so are you trying to tell me that there is no such place as" world of tits theme park"? :(
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    cloud879 Male 18-29
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    December 5, 2013 at 2:48 pm
    Funny, complete bs but funny.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
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    December 5, 2013 at 4:52 pm
    "...something north americans wouldnt know..."
    Here, it`s John, Mike, Tim, or Joe.
    At places I work, I may see 3 Tims, 2 Joes and it`s like Buckaroo Banzai with the Johns.
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    Ozmose Male 30-39
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    December 5, 2013 at 6:01 pm
    ONE OF US
    ONE OF US
    ONE OF US
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
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    December 5, 2013 at 6:44 pm
    Ian wasn`t ostracized because he wasn`t named Jack, he was ostracized because the very sound of Ian evokes associative imagery of a whiny nance.
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    Angilion Male 40-49
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    December 5, 2013 at 7:41 pm
    this is fake, right?

    Everything on the Daily Mash is fake, often in the form of ludicrous exaggeration. Jack is a popular name here. Presumably Lily is too. It`s likely that the Daily Mash writer just picked the two most popular names and wrote an increasingly ludicrous piece about their popularity for a laugh.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    December 5, 2013 at 7:57 pm
    I love that site.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    December 5, 2013 at 8:16 pm
    "ONE OF US"
    D. Spooner: "Tims: You will not move. Confirm command."
    Tims (unison:) "Command confirmed."
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    Suicism Male 18-29
    3625 posts
    December 6, 2013 at 4:02 pm
    It must be the timeline or something, but they were 11 days late for April Fool`s :-)
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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6665 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 8:20 am
    Daily Mash is one of my favourite sites. Sort of a British `Onion`.
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    jadoig Male 30-39
    434 posts
    December 7, 2013 at 10:21 pm
    Ha ha. "I believe they have been making plans to drown him".

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