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9 Douchiest Things Bieber Did This Year [Pic]

The bad news is Justin Bieber has been a jerk this year. The good news is he has granted my Christmas wish, which is at the end of this list (Patience you”ll see it at the end). Meanwhile here is the 9 douchiest things he did this year. Feel free to add any I forgot in the comments.

1) Said Anne Frank would have been a Belieber

Bieber visited the Anne Frank house back in April. That”s good. He signed the guestbook this way “Truly inspiring to be able to come here. Anne was a great girl. Hopefully she would have been a Belieber.” That”s bad.

2) Called a fan a “Beached Whale”

This just happened a few weeks ago, while Bieber was on tour in Australia. Apparently he said this to a fan “What are you, Hawaiian or something?”. When she said no, he responded “You look like a beached whale!” Several witnesses came forward and confirmed this happened. Way to treat a fan.

3) Was carried up the Great Wall of China by his bodyguards

I hate climbing stairs more than anyone and even I wouldn”t feel comfortable having people carry my lazy ass.

4) Peed in a bucket

Bieber was busted on film relieving himself in a mop bucket back in July. To top it off at the end of the clip Bieber sprays a photo of Bill Clinton with a cleaning liquid and says “F**k Bill Clinton.” Why you hatin” on Slick Willie, Bieber?

5) Constantly speeding around his neighborhood

And wearing these pants while he did it.

This is just so unnecessary. Justin is apparently constantly speeding around his gated community in a Ferrari, basically endangering the lives of everyone in the area. His neighbors called him out on his behavior and he even got chased down by one of them, NFL star Keyshawn Johnson, who sadly did not beat his ass.

6) Abandoned his monkey

So what does a celeb do when his monkey is confiscated from him in Germany? He abandons him there. The monkey, named Mally, is now officially the property of Germany and is currently living the high life at a German zoo. Who does this? Look at how cute that monkey is!

7) Painted graffiti

Bieber went on a graffiti spraying spree in an Australian city in early December. The mayor of the Australian town had this to say to the Biebs: “I”ve got a message for pop princess Justin Beaver. We love your music but we hate your graffiti and your vandalism here in our city.” I hope he really called him “Beaver”.

8) The Prostitute Scandal

Back in November Bieber made headlines, when he was caught leaving a brothel. Things got worse when a “lady” posted pics of a sleeping Bieber and the money he paid her for a good time. Apparently the women is not a hooker though…she”s a porn star. Actually this isn”t douchey, and is probably standard star behavior, but I had to add it.

9) Spit on his fans

Justin Bieber was pictured hurling saliva over a sea of waiting and loyal fans. Lovely.

Smiling after the dirty deed. His “posse” looks impressed.

Finally! The good news and Christmas gift he is giving the public. He has announced and confirmed twice that he is retiring. Do you believe him? I question it, but we can hope right?

Canada I blame you.

2013 has been a banner year for Justin jerkiness…here”s just 9 of the horrible things he”s done this year!

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Date: 12/25/13 06:01 PM

21 Responses to 9 Douchiest Things Bieber Did This Year [Pic]

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8012 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 4:39 pm
    Link: 9 Douchiest Things Bieber Did This Year - 2013 has been a banner year for Justin`s just 9 of the horrible things he`s done this year!
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    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 6:21 pm
    That piece of trash needs to go away.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3677 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 6:34 pm
    #10: continued breathing.
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    Zghost Male 13-17
    152 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 6:48 pm
    He`s retiring because he knows he`s a dying fad, a mere product of the industry he works for.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 6:58 pm
    Hate to ruin your day but Justin Boober just rescinded his retirement.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 6:59 pm
    Can he take Miley with him?
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    cfwestdotie Male 18-29
    184 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 7:00 pm
    omg, hashtag, turd
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    35671 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 8:14 pm

    If only Justin and Miley could have a baby together.
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    andromeda33 Female 18-29
    50 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 8:53 pm
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    35671 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 9:12 pm

    Canada should be tried for crimes against humanity.
    Oh, we will give them credit for Bill Shatner, but I think Celine Dion cancels that out.
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    Naitsirhc88 Male 18-29
    391 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 10:21 pm
    Someone put a bullet in him already...
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 10:36 pm
    It`s speculated that one of his fans actually caught the spit in their own mouth and died soon after due to some unidentifiable VD.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2297 posts
    December 25, 2013 at 11:50 pm
    The drama about the pron star is because she had a lesbian affair.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5880 posts
    December 26, 2013 at 12:00 am
    Let us not spoil this merry season by criticising the cultural tastes of a small mentally incapacitated section of society. Be happy and let them enjoy with their own brand of entertainment!
    The fool keeps the other fools entertained. A chacun, son gout.
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    Birdbrain Male 30-39
    8 posts
    December 26, 2013 at 3:05 am
    Good people of IAB. I`ve followed this site and laughed/sighed over many of your comments for a good few years now. Firstly I wish you all the best for 2014. I Hope it brings you good times and happiness.

    And for my first comment in this most alpha group of the human race I must state the obvious fact of miss Bieber. He is such a major league douche bag that feminine hygiene products are designed with him solely in mind as the ultimate benchmark of a douche bags effectiveness. " yes Mrs. This is rated a level 4 Bieber and will solve your problems"
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    Johanvb Male 40-49
    481 posts
    December 26, 2013 at 3:45 am
    Although i dislike Bieber and think he is living proof of what`s wrong with the way `acts` are marketed these day I do not agree with everybody`s point of view about the Anne Frank incident.
    Anne Frank had pictures of celebrities on her wall and wrote about this in her journal.
    What`s wrong with a celebrity saying that he hopes he is as good as the celebrities she admired then so she would be his fan also?

    But besides this i say `off with his head`, just like the red queen from Alice in Wonderland.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14194 posts
    December 26, 2013 at 6:12 am
    I really hope he trys to step up to real man without his bodyguards and gets completely KO`d soon.
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    SgtSolomon Male 18-29
    150 posts
    December 26, 2013 at 10:28 am
    yes Mrs. This is rated a level 4 Bieber and will solve your problems"

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    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    December 26, 2013 at 12:32 pm
    Please let it be true.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14455 posts
    December 26, 2013 at 10:16 pm
    I don`t give a monkey`s about his career. I couldn`t name one of his songs. Nor do I really care whether he stays in our media or Sm or not. If not for him, some other douchebag would replace him
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    January 2, 2014 at 9:01 am
    I bet that monkey said "Yessss!" when he saw the zoo, after his life flying around with numbnutz.

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