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Date: 12/03/13 11:27 AM

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    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 10:08 am
    Link: 100 Rules To Live By - Your nickname is now slag-muffin-ass-hat-mcghee.
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    Agent00Smith Male 18-29
    2581 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 11:40 am
    Only a female could post such a contrived list of "rules".
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7751 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 11:43 am
    In that case, kitteh, you are now fluffy-pillows-potty-mouth.
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    incubus_inc Male 18-29
    977 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 11:50 am
    The last one is kinda contradictory to me... if I HAVE to fight... it`ll probably be because the other guy threw the first punch.

    Otherwise... first punch usually means fault.
    Fault usually means jail.
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    QueenZira Female 18-29
    2228 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 12:00 pm
    Yes Agent00smith, if we had a dude crafting this we`d at least have some useful stuff such as, "Don`t zip up your fly too fast, sumb*tch hurts."

    Tell us more Kimosabe.
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7604 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 12:06 pm
    Hmm- know when to break rules- but ALWAYS thank the bus driver.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 12:49 pm
    #5 - I hate when use "we" when referring to their sports team. There is no "we" unless your a$$ is out there on the field playing.

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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 12:54 pm
    What a load of codswollop.
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    uatme Male 18-29
    1074 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 2:07 pm
    If you`re staying more than 1 night unpack, hell no. Living out of a suitcase is way easier and cleaner then unpacking and repacking.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 2:08 pm
    #5 - I prefer to use "they" when referring to the government, since "they" tend to govern against the will of "us".
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 2:16 pm
    I agree with pretty much all of these. Although I travel a lot and rarely completely unpack because I don`t want to forget anything when I leave. Packing goes a lot faster when everything is in one place. I think one more rule would be "Never wear brand new shoes on vacation." I go further and always bring at least two pairs of shoes that rub in different places so if I get a blister from one I can wear the other.
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 2:28 pm
    Anyone else reading this in Baz Luhrmann`s voice?
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    Angilion Male 40-49
    12387 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 2:38 pm
    Well that`s me in the wrong. I`ve never worn a bra to work.
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    LegerDemain Male 18-29
    124 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 2:48 pm
    If a street performer makes me stop walking I`ll likely punch him in the face for being in my way.
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 3:29 pm
    Don`t knock it until you`ve tried it? I suppose I`d better stop badmouthing paedophiles then...
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    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 5:53 pm

    NEVER throw the first punch, Always throw the last.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 9:40 pm
    "A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
    - Robert Heinlein
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    korahn Male 30-39
    1321 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 10:28 pm
    #9 - don`t dumb it down - clearly this person has never worked in Tech Support
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    Fwoggie2 Male 30-39
    1803 posts
    December 3, 2013 at 10:47 pm
    I`ve asked a (only 6 weeks) pregnant lady if she was pregnant. She evaded the question. Dunno why, 4 months when I next saw it was blatantly obvious...
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    bataleon27 Male 18-29
    1178 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 3:25 am
    always wear a bra to work? Looks like I`ve been missing a trick all these years.
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 4:52 am
    reading no. 1: yeah, funny!

    reading no. 2: umh, duh ...


    reading no. 6: you, i`m quitting here. thanks for nothing.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 8:29 am
    Here`s another one: Take at least one solo vacation to a foreign country where you don`t know the language. Learn how to rely on your own wits and entertain yourself.

    I`m amazed how many people, women especially, have never taken a trip by themselves and would never even consider it.
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    Brometheus Male 30-39
    376 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 10:18 am
    101; Don`t take people`s advice on how to live your life. Figure it out for yourself. What works for them isn`t necessarily going to work for you.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 4, 2013 at 12:46 pm
    102 Don`t underestimate the wisdom of people with real life experience. 102b Admit when you don`t know something to create the possibility of learning it.
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    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    December 5, 2013 at 7:33 am
    103: meh

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