100 Rules To Live By [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago










Your nickname is now slag-muffin-ass-hat-mcghee.
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Male 2,028
103: meh
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Female 1,803
102 Don`t underestimate the wisdom of people with real life experience. 102b Admit when you don`t know something to create the possibility of learning it.
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Male 376
101; Don`t take people`s advice on how to live your life. Figure it out for yourself. What works for them isn`t necessarily going to work for you.
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Female 1,803
Here`s another one: Take at least one solo vacation to a foreign country where you don`t know the language. Learn how to rely on your own wits and entertain yourself.

I`m amazed how many people, women especially, have never taken a trip by themselves and would never even consider it.
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Male 1,104
reading no. 1: yeah, funny!

reading no. 2: umh, duh ...

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reading no. 6: f.ck you, i`m quitting here. thanks for nothing.
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Male 1,178
always wear a bra to work? Looks like I`ve been missing a trick all these years.
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Male 1,803
I`ve asked a (only 6 weeks) pregnant lady if she was pregnant. She evaded the question. Dunno why, 4 months when I next saw it was blatantly obvious...
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Male 1,418
#9 - don`t dumb it down - clearly this person has never worked in Tech Support
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Male 15,832
"A human being should be able to change a diaper, plan an invasion, butcher a hog, conn a ship, design a building, write a sonnet, balance accounts, build a wall, set a bone, comfort the dying, take orders, give orders, cooperate, act alone, solve equations, analyze a new problem, pitch manure, program a computer, cook a tasty meal, fight efficiently, die gallantly. Specialization is for insects."
- Robert Heinlein
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Female 631
WRONG

NEVER throw the first punch, Always throw the last.
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Male 653
Don`t knock it until you`ve tried it? I suppose I`d better stop badmouthing paedophiles then...
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Male 124
If a street performer makes me stop walking I`ll likely punch him in the face for being in my way.
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Male 12,365
Well that`s me in the wrong. I`ve never worn a bra to work.
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Male 2,619
Anyone else reading this in Baz Luhrmann`s voice?
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Female 1,803
I agree with pretty much all of these. Although I travel a lot and rarely completely unpack because I don`t want to forget anything when I leave. Packing goes a lot faster when everything is in one place. I think one more rule would be "Never wear brand new shoes on vacation." I go further and always bring at least two pairs of shoes that rub in different places so if I get a blister from one I can wear the other.
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Male 1,059
#5 - I prefer to use "they" when referring to the government, since "they" tend to govern against the will of "us".
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Male 1,083
If you`re staying more than 1 night unpack, hell no. Living out of a suitcase is way easier and cleaner then unpacking and repacking.
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Male 1,243
What a load of codswollop.
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Male 3,909
#5 - I hate when use "we" when referring to their sports team. There is no "we" unless your a$$ is out there on the field playing.

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Female 7,833
Hmm- know when to break rules- but ALWAYS thank the bus driver.
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Female 2,228
Yes Agent00smith, if we had a dude crafting this we`d at least have some useful stuff such as, "Don`t zip up your fly too fast, sumb*tch hurts."

Tell us more Kimosabe.
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Male 977
The last one is kinda contradictory to me... if I HAVE to fight... it`ll probably be because the other guy threw the first punch.

Otherwise... first punch usually means fault.
Fault usually means jail.
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Male 7,775
In that case, kitteh, you are now fluffy-pillows-potty-mouth.
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Male 2,579
Only a female could post such a contrived list of "rules".
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Female 8,044
Link: 100 Rules To Live By [Pic] [Rate Link] - Your nickname is now slag-muffin-ass-hat-mcghee.
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