Worst Client Comments Turned Into Posters [Pic+]

Submitted by: thenedman 3 years ago in Funny

Some people really are just idiots
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Male 60
 The common rail system prototype was developed in the late 1960s by Robert Huber of Switzerland and the technology further developed by Dr. Marco Ganser at the Swiss Federal Institute of Technology in Zurich, later of Ganser-Hydromag AG (est.1995) in Ober?geri.
 The first successful usage in a production vehicle began in Japan by the mid-1990s. Dr. Shohei Itoh and Masahiko Miyaki of the Denso Corporation, a Japanese automotive parts manufacturer, developed the Common Rail fuel system for heavy duty vehicles and turned it into practical use on their ECD-U2 common-rail system mounted on the Hino Rising Ranger truck and sold for general use in 1995.[3] Denso claims the first commercial high pressure common rail system in 1995.[4]
Modern common rail systems, whilst working on the same principle sensor are governed by an engine control unit (ECU) which opens each injector electronically rather than mechanically. This was extensively prototyped in the 1990s with collaboration between Magneti Marelli,Centro Ricerche Fiat and Elasis. After research and development by the Fiat Group, the design was acquired by the German companyRobert Bosch GmbH for completion of development and refinement for mass-production Common Rail Nozzle . In hindsight, the sale appeared to be a tactical error for Fiat, as the new technology proved to be highly profitable. The Common Rail Injector Valve had little choice but to sell, however, as it was in a poor financial state at the time and lacked the resources to complete development on its own.[5] In 1997 they extended its use for passenger cars Common Rail Injector . The first passenger car that used the common rail system was the 1997 model Alfa Romeo 156 2.4 JTD,[6] and later on that same year Mercedes-Benz C 220 CDI.
Common Rail Shim & Gasket kit have been used in marine and locomotive applications for some time. The Cooper-Bessemer GN-8 (circa 1942) is an example of a hydraulically operated common rail diesel engine, also known as a modified common rail. 
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Female 1,467
Right, the words read as dickish but there is a level of meaning they are trying to communicate and just can`t articulate. I said some of them not all of them. I can hear myself saying, I like this color (cause I don`t want to hurt your feelings and belittle your work) but it needs to be different (the hue is right but the saturation and luminance is off a bit, I want to invoke the blue in the shiny bow that was on your first bike). But then again, I do talk in parentheticals.
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Male 1,016
We feel Red is just not right for Christmas!
Yep if it`s a gothic christmas!
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Male 296
Magentab0b, these complaints are from people who are dicks themselves. They pay these designers to create designs but then bicker when they end up getting exactly what they asked for. Most corporate big wigs are idiots, they don`t know what they want and they get pissed when designers can`t read their minds.

I`ve dealt with my fair share of these types of complainers over the years and its enough to drive anyone crazy.
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Female 1,467
I didn`t like some of these. Real concerns voiced without using technical jargon then being mocked by those that get paid to produce said product which transcends words is dickish.
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Male 1,421
lol, the page about web design crashes my firefox, everytime...
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Male 4,746
I used to do web design. I think I`ve heard most of these. It`s the reason I got out of web design.
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Male 37,873
Actually, I think "We want it to look like this, but don`t copy it..." is a sound idea, in theory.

It`s saying to copy it, but not closely enough to get sued... ;-)
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Male 5,617
"Can we turn [the photo of the back of an elephant] around so we can see more of the front?"
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Male 7,031

"Would the banana drop realistically drive the chocolate submarine?"

Priceless.
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Male 307
Link: Worst Client Comments Turned Into Posters [Pic+] [Rate Link] - Some people really are just idiots
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