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Date: 11/30/13 03:41 PM

32 Responses to Vaginal Knitting??!!!???

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    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 3:43 pm
    Link: Vaginal Knitting??!!!??? - Who wants a sweater made from this girl`s hooha wool? NSFWish
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 3:57 pm
    Excellent! Just like a hipster spider! :-)
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    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 3:57 pm
    Wha?! Buh-- I-- She--? `Cuz-- It`s--

    *speechless*
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 4:12 pm
    How does she piss?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 4:13 pm
    Yup I would
    Hell, its natural!
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    Darkalen Male 40-49
    403 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 4:16 pm
    It`s a woman thing, I shouldn`t understand...and nor do I want to. Knit away, lady.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 4:17 pm

    I totally get this. I myself floss with string coated with head-cheese.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 4:24 pm
    OldOllie, the structure of human female genitalia, amazingly, allows for a vagina full of knitting wool *and* urination. Unlike men, the paths for reproduction and urination aren`t combined (plus most of us can`t stick a skein of wool up our penis).
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    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 4:38 pm
    Yeah, well, I swallowed one end of a skein of yarn, and then when I pooped the next day, one end of the yarn was hanging out my butt while the other end was still rolled up in a spool on the table. I was going to knit a scarf with it but I don`t know how to knit, so I had my mom knit it instead. No, the scarf is not brown, it`s white, well, at least the yarn was white before I swallowed it. Why do you think it is brown? Oh.

    (just kidding).
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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
    2765 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 4:41 pm
    ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe
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    llaa Male 30-39
    1664 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 5:04 pm
    I wonder if she makes balaclavas...
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    Umbobo Male 40-49
    57 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 5:15 pm
    This is just yet another reminder that the Human race is doomed.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 5:17 pm

    "I am a craftivist" .... translation: unemployed
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 6:00 pm
    She`s not even Japanese!
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    bunny_knight Male 18-29
    352 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 6:19 pm
    imagine if she knitted a maxi pad, that way, she could throw it away after.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 6:30 pm
    People say "You`re so brave, you`re so brave."

    Maybe, but what they`re thinking is - You wanted to be an artist but didn`t have any talent other than a little knitting knowledge, and this is the only way you could think of to knit and also claim it to be `art` and no matter how much you use those arty words and say it`s a piece about feminimity and your womb, you know it`s just you sat with a bit of wool up your foof and trying to make some cash out of it.
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    broizfam Male 60-69
    4757 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 6:59 pm
    Facepalm. Sad, sad facepalm.
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    ggolbez Male 18-29
    1933 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 7:16 pm

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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5607 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 8:25 pm
    Look, this is embarrassing for me. She blew my joke. 30 seconds into the video, my joke was the actual content of the video then, the punchline was at 2:00.
    I don`t know if I`m going to recover. Here goes...

    "So... You`re silkworm trapped in a woman`s menstruation, in a woman`s body...?"
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 9:08 pm

    Looks like she`s knitting toilet paper.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 9:24 pm
    Smaggy, thank you for your explanation of the bleeding obvious (pun intended), but you didn`t answer the question.

    That`s okay, though. Unless you`ve watched her do it, I wouldn`t expect you to know the answer.

    Here, though, are some possibilities.

    1) She takes the yarn out of her snooch before he goes.

    2) She takes all her knitting with her to the ladies room and hikes the yarn up her buttcrack while she lets loose.

    3) She just pisses all over the yarn (which raised the next question, does she stop knitting while shes doing it?),
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 10:23 pm
    my ozzy side is dying to say:

    Jezus, that c*nt knows how to spin a yarn doesn`t she?
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 3:42 am
    If you are okay with the blood I doubt you`d bat an eye for urine.
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    h0ax_d3m0n Male 18-29
    2513 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 7:13 am
    No.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 8:02 am
    Hoax.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36216 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 11:24 am

    In her next performance art piece she will insert a spool of thread up her arse and sew a dress.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 11:43 am
    Here`s something to try to take your mind off things.

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    suzietoo Female 18-29
    73 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 1:42 pm
    How strange is it in the `Information age` where answers are just a google away, that people still think that women pee out of their vagina. My goodness!
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 4:12 pm
    she should knit muffs! ba-dum-bum

    Anyway-gross.

    Hey, IAB. Why can`t I type ellipses without them being recoded to garbage????
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 4:56 pm
    The red ones cost more because she only makes them once a month.
  31. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 9:23 pm
    @suzietoo, who thinks that? :-/
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    beternal Male 18-29
    2589 posts
    December 1, 2013 at 10:38 pm
    lol, fishnets 8-|

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