Vaginal Knitting??!!!???

Submitted by: 1234 3 years ago Weird

Who wants a sweater made from this girl"s hooha wool? NSFWish
There are 32 comments:
Male 2,586
lol, fishnets 8-|
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Male 15,832
@suzietoo, who thinks that? :-/
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Male 2,675
The red ones cost more because she only makes them once a month.
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Female 1,803
she should knit muffs! ba-dum-bum

Anyway-gross.

Hey, IAB. Why can`t I type ellipses without them being recoded to garbage????
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Female 73
How strange is it in the `Information age` where answers are just a google away, that people still think that women pee out of their vagina. My goodness!
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Male 3,061
Here`s something to try to take your mind off things.

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Male 37,916

In her next performance art piece she will insert a spool of thread up her arse and sew a dress.
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Male 14,775
Hoax.
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Male 2,510
No.
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Female 1,467
If you are okay with the blood I doubt you`d bat an eye for urine.
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Male 2,418
my ozzy side is dying to say:

Jezus, that c*nt knows how to spin a yarn doesn`t she?
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Male 15,832
Smaggy, thank you for your explanation of the bleeding obvious (pun intended), but you didn`t answer the question.

That`s okay, though. Unless you`ve watched her do it, I wouldn`t expect you to know the answer.

Here, though, are some possibilities.

1) She takes the yarn out of her snooch before he goes.

2) She takes all her knitting with her to the ladies room and hikes the yarn up her buttcrack while she lets loose.

3) She just pisses all over the yarn (which raised the next question, does she stop knitting while shes doing it?),
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Male 37,916

Looks like she`s knitting toilet paper.
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Male 5,609
Look, this is embarrassing for me. She blew my joke. 30 seconds into the video, my joke was the actual content of the video then, the punchline was at 2:00.
I don`t know if I`m going to recover. Here goes...

"So... You`re silkworm trapped in a woman`s menstruation, in a woman`s body...?"
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Male 1,931

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Male 5,568
Facepalm. Sad, sad facepalm.
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Male 3,082
People say "You`re so brave, you`re so brave."

Maybe, but what they`re thinking is - You wanted to be an artist but didn`t have any talent other than a little knitting knowledge, and this is the only way you could think of to knit and also claim it to be `art` and no matter how much you use those arty words and say it`s a piece about feminimity and your womb, you know it`s just you sat with a bit of wool up your foof and trying to make some cash out of it.
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Male 353
imagine if she knitted a maxi pad, that way, she could throw it away after.
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Male 7,775
She`s not even Japanese!
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Male 37,916

"I am a craftivist" .... translation: unemployed
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Male 137
This is just yet another reminder that the Human race is doomed.
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Male 1,692
I wonder if she makes balaclavas...
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Female 2,764
ewe ewe ewe ewe ewe
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Male 3,842
Yeah, well, I swallowed one end of a skein of yarn, and then when I pooped the next day, one end of the yarn was hanging out my butt while the other end was still rolled up in a spool on the table. I was going to knit a scarf with it but I don`t know how to knit, so I had my mom knit it instead. No, the scarf is not brown, it`s white, well, at least the yarn was white before I swallowed it. Why do you think it is brown? Oh.

(just kidding).
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Male 4,431
OldOllie, the structure of human female genitalia, amazingly, allows for a vagina full of knitting wool *and* urination. Unlike men, the paths for reproduction and urination aren`t combined (plus most of us can`t stick a skein of wool up our penis).
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Male 37,916

I totally get this. I myself floss with string coated with head-cheese.
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Male 416
It`s a woman thing, I shouldn`t understand...and nor do I want to. Knit away, lady.
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Male 13,624
Yup I would
Hell, its natural!
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Male 15,832
How does she piss?
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Male 6,227
Wha?! Buh-- I-- She--? `Cuz-- It`s--

*speechless*
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Male 4,431
Excellent! Just like a hipster spider! :-)
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Male 809
Link: Vaginal Knitting??!!!??? [Rate Link] - Who wants a sweater made from this girl`s hooha wool? NSFWish
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