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Date: 11/23/13 02:56 PM

29 Responses to The Lies In Textbooks

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    ExpensiveT Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2013 at 2:56 pm
    Link: The Lies In Textbooks - Pastor speaking about the ``lies`` in today`s textbooks.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 23, 2013 at 3:11 pm

    He`s selling snake oil, of course he has to lie in his sales pitches. He sounds very much like a late night infomercial.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
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    November 23, 2013 at 3:45 pm
    Oh my, he needs to have a face to face with Prof Brian cox
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2058 posts
    November 23, 2013 at 4:40 pm
    PEople will do anything for tax exemption.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 23, 2013 at 5:05 pm
    You guys are speaking as if you don`t think he doesn`t believe what he`s saying.

    I bet he completely believes.

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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    November 23, 2013 at 5:31 pm
    This man needs to be hung. He is a complete lunatic and is not fit for opening his mouth in the presence of other human beings.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    November 23, 2013 at 5:39 pm
    Take solace in the fact that if there is a God, these poisonous money grabbers will be first to face His wrath.
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    November 23, 2013 at 5:56 pm
    Hovind is criticized by Creationists as well as Non-Creationists.

    I do like how whomever cut this 2 hour lecture into a two minute clip show missed his outright falsehoods and just put some of his bad jokes in the wrong order.
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    Baphxiii Male 40-49
    91 posts
    November 23, 2013 at 6:34 pm
    I believe Hovind is still in prison.
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    November 23, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    Yes, but his tax fraud has nothing to do with the evidence that he presented. (Some fictionalized.)
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    November 23, 2013 at 8:13 pm
    I`m sure this is a false flag by people fighting to keep creationism out of textbooks. Surely there is no man on this earth quite as stupid as that IRL.
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
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    November 23, 2013 at 8:29 pm
    @Draculya

    Onca again, the clips were taken specifically from the worst of the jokes from his lectures, and placed out of order to imply sentiments that are not within his lecture.

    He is not as stupid as he appears from this, though he is mistaken on several points in his lecture - so much so that the rest of us Creationists call him on the misquotes and fabricated quotes that he utilized.

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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 12:42 am
    @Jades
    You just identified yourself as a Creationist. You lose. End of story.
    But please, tell us how your version/perception of it is correct.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 1:16 am
    How does he know all this stuff? Did he make it up? Nope, he read it in a text-book, so it must be true. Lies. Umm er...
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    skogsgud Male 40-49
    94 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 2:09 am
    Religtards
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    November 24, 2013 at 5:20 am
    `Surely there is no man on this earth quite as stupid as that IRL. `

    What about the people listening to him and paying good money to boot.
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    keith2 Male 18-29
    2587 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 6:22 am
    So there are people like most of us in this world, who go to work everyday and contribute our value-added difference to society.. whatever good we produce or service we provide. Then there`s people like this jackoff.. who get up every day being a human waste while actually subtracting value from society.
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
    3388 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 6:24 am
    Well this is a genuine card carrying Republitard. As long as these guys are apart of the GOP I`m not voting for the GOP.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    November 24, 2013 at 7:17 am
    There is NO valid discussion beyond the humanities where the quote "false flag by people fighting to keep creationism out of textbooks" or any other statement indicating that creationism in any textbook, ever, in any form, is a valid discussion to be having, in any way.
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 8:33 am
    @Tupinabis
    You are not seeking an actual discussion, you just want the excuses to ridicule, so here. I`ll just provide you with the bullet points.

    *I believe the Young Earth Theory.
    *I do not believe in Macro-evolution, but micro-evolution is undeniable. (Creation of subspecies through genetic manipulation is not creation of new creatures. Dogs from wolves, yes. Canine and Feline having a common ancestor, no.)
    *The Geographical Column is unreliable for dating.

    You may now laugh at the silly Christian who does not understand basic science. It is alright, I give you permission.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 9:47 am
    JadesDitoyr -
    Do not feel embarrassed or ashamed about your beliefs. You can believe what you want.
    It is the right of everyone in the world to believe what they want, without being forced. Being forced is historically how a lot of wars have been started and bigotry perpetuated.
    The important thing is that you do not try to impose them on another person, or attempt to indoctrinate other people with your belief.
    If your religion and belief makes you a better person and helps improve the life of your fellow beings on the planet, that is good.
    I do not have religion; I have travelled the earth, seen space and seen enough of life to know the real truth.
    Go in peace.
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    Johanvb Male 40-49
    496 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 11:50 am
    Although looking at the man and listening to the way he talks paints me a picture of what the unedited speeches will be like, but this is unfair.
    Taking pieces of a speech and using these soundbites to show how dumb someone is isn`t fair.
    Show a bigger portion of a speech and proof the theories he puts on the table wrong with evidence.
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    LordJim Male 60-69
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    November 24, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    Johanvb
    Knock yourself out.

    Unfair? To him?



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    LordJim Male 60-69
    6665 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 1:05 pm

    JadesDitoyr,

    `You may now laugh at the silly Christian who does not understand basic science. It is alright, I give you permission.`

    Get off the cross, we need the wood.

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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 9:46 pm
    "You may now laugh at the silly Christian who does not understand basic science. It is alright, I give you permission."

    Thanks, but I didn`t need your permission in the first place.
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    November 24, 2013 at 10:08 pm
    @whodat
    Well, technically you did, and each time you have in the past without prior written permission is a violation of many treaties. But I do forgive you.
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    Byfield Male 18-29
    464 posts
    November 25, 2013 at 12:39 am
    This is Kent Hovind. If im not mistaken, isnt he still in prison?

    He claims to have a doctorate in christian science. Oi vey.
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    November 25, 2013 at 5:15 am
    That is Kent Hovind, he is still in prison - for tax fraud, unrelated to his views on science.

    I love that means of dismissing something that is said. "Oh, he`s in jail for tax fraud, so that means anything he says about geology must be wrong!"

    No. That means that we don`t trust him when he is giving us Tax Advice.

    That being said, in his lecture, he does use quotations of questionable origin. We are so quick to go "He`s in jail!" that we miss the fact that he misquotes some very important people in his lecture.
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    bex753 Male 40-49
    221 posts
    November 25, 2013 at 2:09 pm
    Inmate number 06452-017 can kiss my hairy ass

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