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Date: 11/19/13 09:26 AM

11 Responses to Robot Handjobs Are The Future

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 9:26 am
    Link: Robot Handjobs Are The Future - And The Future Is Coming
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    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 9:54 am
    Seriously, is society getting too sexually perverted or sexually deprive for this kind of innovation to happen?
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 10:28 am
    handjobs? why do you think i have a vacummcleaner?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 10:52 am
    Finally! We`ll be able to type with both hands!!

    This idea has been coming for a long time. PK Dick predicted it ages ago, among others:

    1st Use for robots: Workers
    (This is already happening with automated factories of all sorts)
    2nd Use: Security
    (on it`s way! First cameras everywhere then automations to monitor and report, then automated `Police Bots`)
    3rd Use: SEX!

    Eventually we`ll end up in a robot-run UTOPIA! Or, you know, hell...
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
    3275 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 11:01 am
    1) A robot must not allow, through action or in-action, harm to come to a human.

    2) A robot must obey all orders given it by a human, except if such an order would violate the first law.

    3) A robot must not allow, through action or in-action, harm to come to itself, unless doing so would violate the first or second laws.

    And, of course,

    0) A robot must not be allowed, through action or in-action, harm to come to the human race.

    Which modifies the First Law to

    1) A robot must not allow, through action or in-action, harm to come to a human, unless doing so violates the zeroth law.
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    BritInvasion Male 18-29
    311 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 11:15 am
    heh...future is coming...heh heh

    more like future of coming heh heh
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    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 12:10 pm
    I for one welcome our new robot overlords, but I won`t shake their hands.
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    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 12:28 pm
    "Seriously, is society getting too sexually perverted or sexually deprive for this kind of innovation to happen?"

    What do you mean getting? Humans and other primates have always had high sex-drives. It`s part of the reason why we`ve been so successful.
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    G0T0Guy Male 30-39
    258 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 4:14 pm
    Somewhat of a letdown it doesn`t look like Six at all.
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    Thonious Male 40-49
    987 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 6:21 pm
    Asimov was a genius, but the "three laws" were intended to advance the plot-line in a work of fiction, not intended to be accepted as doctrine.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    November 19, 2013 at 6:48 pm
    The female version of this involves a Bosch GSA 1100e reciprocating saw.

    @Rick_S #DIV/0!

    @MrPeabody comment FTW

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