Robot Handjobs Are The Future

Submitted by: Draculya 3 years ago Tech

And The Future Is Coming
There are 11 comments:
Male 14,775
The female version of this involves a Bosch GSA 1100e reciprocating saw.

@Rick_S #DIV/0!

@MrPeabody comment FTW
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Male 987
Asimov was a genius, but the "three laws" were intended to advance the plot-line in a work of fiction, not intended to be accepted as doctrine.
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Male 258
Somewhat of a letdown it doesn`t look like Six at all.
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Male 2,332
"Seriously, is society getting too sexually perverted or sexually deprive for this kind of innovation to happen?"

What do you mean getting? Humans and other primates have always had high sex-drives. It`s part of the reason why we`ve been so successful.
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Male 1,920
I for one welcome our new robot overlords, but I won`t shake their hands.
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Male 312
heh...future is coming...heh heh

more like future of coming heh heh
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Male 3,314
1) A robot must not allow, through action or in-action, harm to come to a human.

2) A robot must obey all orders given it by a human, except if such an order would violate the first law.

3) A robot must not allow, through action or in-action, harm to come to itself, unless doing so would violate the first or second laws.

And, of course,

0) A robot must not be allowed, through action or in-action, harm to come to the human race.

Which modifies the First Law to

1) A robot must not allow, through action or in-action, harm to come to a human, unless doing so violates the zeroth law.
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Male 36,536
Finally! We`ll be able to type with both hands!!

This idea has been coming for a long time. PK Dick predicted it ages ago, among others:

1st Use for robots: Workers
(This is already happening with automated factories of all sorts)
2nd Use: Security
(on it`s way! First cameras everywhere then automations to monitor and report, then automated `Police Bots`)
3rd Use: SEX!

Eventually we`ll end up in a robot-run UTOPIA! Or, you know, hell...
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Male 2,418
handjobs? why do you think i have a vacummcleaner?
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Male 191
Seriously, is society getting too sexually perverted or sexually deprive for this kind of innovation to happen?
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Male 14,775
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