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Date: 11/10/13 12:39 PM

13 Responses to Names For Wankin` The Willy [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Cy
    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 12:43 pm
    Link: Names For Wankin` The Willy - Poundin` the pud. Chokin` the chicken. Who knew there were so many? Enough to fill a `dicktionary`.
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    DM Female 18-29
    22 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 12:56 pm
    Are these the lyrics for the next Bloodhound Gang song?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 1:49 pm
    Drain the lizard.
    Flog the bishop.
    Handle a little problem.
    Make a withdrawal from the sperm bank.
    Molest your inner child.
    Tenderize the tube steak.
    Pull your putz.
    Wank the frank.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36870 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 2:42 pm

    Bashing the Bishop
    Floggin the Dolphin
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    3002-3038 Female 18-29
    632 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    giving yourself the low five.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 4:19 pm
    Him: Shake the dew
    Stroke the cannon
    Make an offering
    Make a donation

    Her: Shock the monkey
    Stroke the man in the boat
    Hilbert effect
    Going Blank
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 5:01 pm
    They missed all the female ones. Glad you added some, Code Jockey. Here`s a few mroe:

    Cleaning the curtains
    Flickin` the bean
    Stroking the slip n` slide
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    toeachhisown Male 50-59
    418 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 10:50 pm
    Busting one off.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3886 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 11:26 pm
    a few more female ones:
    fiddlin` in the middle
    touching my secret place
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    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 3:08 am
    The asker`s rating was a 4 star?! How much better a response could he have possibly anticipated. What a meat seasoner...
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    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 3:27 am
    Crack one off.
    Flog the party doll.
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    jacos27 Male 18-29
    246 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 4:18 am
    Left hand shame


    Though personally, I love "pulling the goalie." I heard it referenced on Trailer Park Boys and I fell in love with the phrase.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2225 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 7:09 pm
    Rusty Venture (From the Venture Brothers Cartoon)
    Squeezing the squid
    Squeezing the Charmin (Mr. Wipples favorite pastime)
    Polishing the Pole
    for those who are especially hairy: Waking the Yak
    Honing Cone
    Fly Fishing
    Michael Jackson`s favorite "Blowing Boubbles"

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