Names For Wankin` The Willy [Pic]

Submitted by: Cy 3 years ago in Weird

Poundin" the pud. Chokin" the chicken. Who knew there were so many? Enough to fill a "dicktionary".
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Male 5,183
Rusty Venture (From the Venture Brothers Cartoon)
Squeezing the squid
Squeezing the Charmin (Mr. Wipples favorite pastime)
Polishing the Pole
for those who are especially hairy: Waking the Yak
Honing Cone
Fly Fishing
Michael Jackson`s favorite "Blowing Boubbles"
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Male 246
Left hand shame

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Though personally, I love "pulling the goalie." I heard it referenced on Trailer Park Boys and I fell in love with the phrase.
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Male 2,619
Crack one off.
Flog the party doll.
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Male 670
The asker`s rating was a 4 star?! How much better a response could he have possibly anticipated. What a meat seasoner...
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Female 4,086
a few more female ones:
fiddlin` in the middle
touching my secret place
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Male 418
Busting one off.
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Male 4,431
They missed all the female ones. Glad you added some, Code Jockey. Here`s a few mroe:

Cleaning the curtains
Flickin` the bean
Stroking the slip n` slide
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Male 5,617
Him: Shake the dew
Stroke the cannon
Make an offering
Make a donation

Her: Shock the monkey
Stroke the man in the boat
Hilbert effect
Going Blank
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Female 631
giving yourself the low five.
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Male 38,507

Bashing the Bishop
Floggin the Dolphin
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Male 15,832
Drain the lizard.
Flog the bishop.
Handle a little problem.
Make a withdrawal from the sperm bank.
Molest your inner child.
Tenderize the tube steak.
Pull your putz.
Wank the frank.
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Female 22
Are these the lyrics for the next Bloodhound Gang song?
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Male 870
Link: Names For Wankin` The Willy [Pic] [Rate Link] - Poundin` the pud. Chokin` the chicken. Who knew there were so many? Enough to fill a `dicktionary`.
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