Jesus Comes First [Pic]

Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 3 years ago in Weird

At least Jesus takes you out for fish and wine, before.
There are 12 comments:
Female 543
maybe Jesus and Satan should work something out so they don`t have to wait to take turns ramming this man`s mouth. With his creepy, creepy tiny lips...
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Male 1,983
Never trust a man with no upper lip.
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Male 38,457

I gave myself to Jesus.

Son of a bitch never calls!
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Male 1,558
OMD I want to write something funny too!!!
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Male 880
Jesus needs to work on his stamina.
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Male 446
Joel is trying to say he`s a spitter.
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Male 13,624
Guess he is waiting for the second coming then
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Male 5,617
"I`m thinking: `This guy is speaking from experience...`"
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Female 232
So, after Jesus comes, can I swallow Satan`s... oh never mind.
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Female 1,803
Note to self: Jesus is a crappy lover.
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Male 15,832
Coming first is generally not considered to be a good thing.
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Male 938
Link: Jesus Comes First [Pic] [Rate Link] - At least Jesus takes you out for fish and wine, before.
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