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Date: 11/09/13 12:27 PM

13 Responses to Jesus Comes First [Pic]

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    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 12:29 pm
    Link: Jesus Comes First - At least Jesus takes you out for fish and wine, before.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2314 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 12:45 pm
    Followed closely by money.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 1:36 pm
    Coming first is generally not considered to be a good thing.
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    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 2:21 pm
    Note to self: Jesus is a crappy lover.
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    whirlygirl Female 30-39
    230 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 2:30 pm
    So, after Jesus comes, can I swallow Satan`s... oh never mind.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 2:34 pm
    "I`m thinking: `This guy is speaking from experience...`"
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 3:20 pm
    Guess he is waiting for the second coming then
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    frenchroast Male 30-39
    446 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 3:57 pm
    Joel is trying to say he`s a spitter.
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    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    881 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 4:36 pm
    Jesus needs to work on his stamina.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 5:20 pm
    OMD I want to write something funny too!!!
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 9:21 pm

    I gave myself to Jesus.

    Son of a bitch never calls!
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 12:35 am
    Never trust a man with no upper lip.
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 9:50 am
    maybe Jesus and Satan should work something out so they don`t have to wait to take turns ramming this man`s mouth. With his creepy, creepy tiny lips...

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