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Date: 11/29/13 10:33 AM

14 Responses to Jack Wants Ass & Titties

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    1234 Male 30-39
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    November 29, 2013 at 10:34 am
    Link: Jack Wants Ass & Titties - Jack had his wisdom teeth removed. He wants what we all want.
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    November 29, 2013 at 10:53 am
    wtf, that is some serious anaesthetic
    I had a wisdom tooth out that was double the size it was supposed to be, and fused to my jaw bone.

    if this were a competition, I`d win
    pussys with their pain killers
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    funnehkitteh Male 18-29
    528 posts
    November 29, 2013 at 10:53 am
    oh.. my point was.. no pain killers,
    only pliers
    only pain
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    Karimento Male 30-39
    140 posts
    November 29, 2013 at 11:41 am
    I have had my wisdom tooths removed and all done with local anesthetic only.
    About an hour grinding and breaking the tooth and that is it.
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    Xprez Male 30-39
    676 posts
    November 29, 2013 at 12:47 pm
    I`ve had all of my wisdom teeth removed with just local anesthetics too. I`ve never seen someone like that before, except on the internet.
    Oh and if you`re claiming to be that tough "funnehkitteh" you might want to change your name, cause no one is buying it.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2348 posts
    November 29, 2013 at 1:35 pm
    Yeah, locals for me too, when I had mine removed- I don`t see what the big deal is- it must be a way dental surgeons pad the bill.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    November 29, 2013 at 7:29 pm
    I was about 12 with two horizontal impacted ones and two normal impacted ones, I also have tmj so under I went.
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    November 29, 2013 at 7:43 pm
    wtf drugs are you giving people over there?

    I had two wisdom teeth out I had local anaesthetic, a lot of pushing and pulling out they popped and I managed to drive home not in a drug fuelled haze.
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    November 29, 2013 at 7:46 pm
    I wonder if they give you so many drugs in yankee doodle land cause they feel guilty taking so much money to feed your obsession with perfect teeth, and think druggin you up to the eyeballs somehow makes it seem ok to convince you to be obsessed about how your teeth look.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 29, 2013 at 8:36 pm
    McDuff - Are you serious? You consider impacted wisdom teeth to be a cosmetic issue?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    November 29, 2013 at 10:12 pm
    @funnehkitteh: "Fused"? I call bullship!
    I had one wisdom tooth bumping against my jawbone: it was the 2nd worst "impacted" tooth my surgeon had ever seen!
    I have x-rays to prove it!
    That puppy did not come out quietly, and I was "under" for the duration. Caused nerve damage it did...
    There`s NO WAY ON EARTH you didn`t have anesthetic, general OR local. Mr. Pants On Fire....

    My brother got his 4 out under "local". It wasn`t much fun for him.

    Anyhow: Upon waking in the recovery room? A very pretty nurse asked me:
    "How do you feel?"
    "Wike my moof ith foow of cotton"

    She then pulled out a HUGE wad of blood-soaked cotton from my mouth... I went back to sleep...
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    November 30, 2013 at 2:58 am
    I`ll just forgo the extractions and move straight on to the ass and titties bit, please.
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    McDuff73 Male 30-39
    870 posts
    November 30, 2013 at 4:45 am
    I dont believe I said that Carmium, maybe read my second post again.
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    liabach Male 40-49
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    December 1, 2013 at 5:54 pm
    I love the "make a wish foundation". I missed the Batman scenario in San Francisco . But I`m all over this one.

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