Jack Wants Ass & Titties

Submitted by: 1234 3 years ago in Weird

Jack had his wisdom teeth removed. He wants what we all want.
There are 14 comments:
Male 3,231
I love the "make a wish foundation". I missed the Batman scenario in San Francisco . But I`m all over this one.
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Male 871
I dont believe I said that Carmium, maybe read my second post again.
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Male 5,874
I`ll just forgo the extractions and move straight on to the ass and titties bit, please.
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Male 37,876
@funnehkitteh: "Fused"? I call bullship!
I had one wisdom tooth bumping against my jawbone: it was the 2nd worst "impacted" tooth my surgeon had ever seen!
I have x-rays to prove it!
That puppy did not come out quietly, and I was "under" for the duration. Caused nerve damage it did...
There`s NO WAY ON EARTH you didn`t have anesthetic, general OR local. Mr. Pants On Fire....

My brother got his 4 out under "local". It wasn`t much fun for him.

Anyhow: Upon waking in the recovery room? A very pretty nurse asked me:
"How do you feel?"
"Wike my moof ith foow of cotton"

She then pulled out a HUGE wad of blood-soaked cotton from my mouth... I went back to sleep...
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Female 6,381
McDuff - Are you serious? You consider impacted wisdom teeth to be a cosmetic issue?
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Male 871
I wonder if they give you so many drugs in yankee doodle land cause they feel guilty taking so much money to feed your obsession with perfect teeth, and think druggin you up to the eyeballs somehow makes it seem ok to convince you to be obsessed about how your teeth look.
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Male 871
wtf drugs are you giving people over there?

I had two wisdom teeth out I had local anaesthetic, a lot of pushing and pulling out they popped and I managed to drive home not in a drug fuelled haze.
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Female 1,467
I was about 12 with two horizontal impacted ones and two normal impacted ones, I also have tmj so under I went.
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Male 2,771
Yeah, locals for me too, when I had mine removed- I don`t see what the big deal is- it must be a way dental surgeons pad the bill.
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Male 676
I`ve had all of my wisdom teeth removed with just local anesthetics too. I`ve never seen someone like that before, except on the internet.
Oh and if you`re claiming to be that tough "funnehkitteh" you might want to change your name, cause no one is buying it.
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Male 140
I have had my wisdom tooths removed and all done with local anesthetic only.
About an hour grinding and breaking the tooth and that is it.
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Male 528
oh.. my point was.. no pain killers,
only pliers
only pain
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Male 528
wtf, that is some serious anaesthetic
I had a wisdom tooth out that was double the size it was supposed to be, and fused to my jaw bone.

if this were a competition, I`d win
pussys with their pain killers
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Male 809
Link: Jack Wants Ass & Titties [Rate Link] - Jack had his wisdom teeth removed. He wants what we all want.
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