Husband Tasers Wife To Settle NFL Bet

Submitted by: SmagBoy1 3 years ago Funny

..the first two hits were fine, it was the third that was ""over the line"". Yes, alcohol was involved.
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Male 512
My brother and I have gotten drunk on more than one occasion and tazed each other in good old fashioned brotherly hijinks. Even with burn marks and no small amount of day-after pain, these events make for some of our most popular stories and we both laugh about it. The hsit does hurt, even drunk your body contorts and you have no choice in your body running away from that. Tazing your girl once might be funny if she`s okay with it. But that`s going to change pretty fast if the deal was one taze. My bro and I, even hsit faced drunk STOP when the other says it`s too much. And we both handle pain fairly well. There are studies showing that women, on a physiological level, register pain in a different way. And that is to say: more. If you`ve never been tazed, try it. Seriously, try it. I recommend a few shots first. I don`t blame her for calling the cops. The joke stops when you`re just being an ass.
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Male 2,675
An ice cream cone is a weapon if you stab someone in the eye with it. He was not defending himself, he was attacking her, ergo, it was a weapon.

I`m more curious what kind of marriage these two had that resulted in using a taser on your wife one time too many for her tastes ... and then calling the cops on your husband.
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Male 884
So she called the police to say that her husband was a pain in the ass?
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Male 4,431
Okay, Gerry1of1, I see what you did there. :-) Excellent!
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Male 2,670
Wait, wait wait... The Bears won?- That`s the real story here.
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Male 10,339
Possessing an electric weapon? What kind of antiquated laws do they have there?

A TASER is a self defense tool, not a weapon. Jesus H.
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Male 26
HAH I live 10 mins away from Maville, WI.
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Male 38,065

So she was shocked by her husbands behavior. Sounds normal.
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Male 4,431
I`m with you Rick. I mean, two hits with the taser is one thing. But you take that third one? That`s just too freakin` far! ;-)

I submitted a whole story to go with this video. It`s here.
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Male 3,315
I tell my wife this all the time. "I may not be perfect, but at least I`m not THAT guy!"
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Male 4,431
Link: Husband Tasers Wife To Settle NFL Bet [Rate Link] - ..the first two hits were fine, it was the third that was ``over the line``. Yes, alcohol was involved.
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