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Date: 11/08/13 09:11 AM

11 Responses to Husband Tasers Wife To Settle NFL Bet

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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    November 8, 2013 at 9:11 am
    Link: Husband Tasers Wife To Settle NFL Bet - ..the first two hits were fine, it was the third that was ``over the line``. Yes, alcohol was involved.
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    Rick_S Male 40-49
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    November 8, 2013 at 9:24 am
    I tell my wife this all the time. "I may not be perfect, but at least I`m not THAT guy!"
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
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    November 8, 2013 at 10:38 am
    I`m with you Rick. I mean, two hits with the taser is one thing. But you take that third one? That`s just too freakin` far! ;-)

    I submitted a whole story to go with this video. It`s here.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    November 8, 2013 at 11:31 am

    So she was shocked by her husbands behavior. Sounds normal.
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    redofluke1 Male 18-29
    26 posts
    November 8, 2013 at 11:38 am
    HAH I live 10 mins away from Maville, WI.
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    auburnjunky Male 30-39
    10339 posts
    November 8, 2013 at 1:01 pm
    Possessing an electric weapon? What kind of antiquated laws do they have there?

    A TASER is a self defense tool, not a weapon. Jesus H.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    November 8, 2013 at 2:16 pm
    Wait, wait wait... The Bears won?- That`s the real story here.
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    SmagBoy1 Male 40-49
    4432 posts
    November 8, 2013 at 2:22 pm
    Okay, Gerry1of1, I see what you did there. :-) Excellent!
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    An-egg Male 30-39
    885 posts
    November 8, 2013 at 3:28 pm
    So she called the police to say that her husband was a pain in the ass?
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    November 8, 2013 at 3:43 pm
    An ice cream cone is a weapon if you stab someone in the eye with it. He was not defending himself, he was attacking her, ergo, it was a weapon.

    I`m more curious what kind of marriage these two had that resulted in using a taser on your wife one time too many for her tastes ... and then calling the cops on your husband.
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    Mad_Gremlyn Male 30-39
    512 posts
    November 8, 2013 at 4:24 pm
    My brother and I have gotten drunk on more than one occasion and tazed each other in good old fashioned brotherly hijinks. Even with burn marks and no small amount of day-after pain, these events make for some of our most popular stories and we both laugh about it. The hsit does hurt, even drunk your body contorts and you have no choice in your body running away from that. Tazing your girl once might be funny if she`s okay with it. But that`s going to change pretty fast if the deal was one taze. My bro and I, even hsit faced drunk STOP when the other says it`s too much. And we both handle pain fairly well. There are studies showing that women, on a physiological level, register pain in a different way. And that is to say: more. If you`ve never been tazed, try it. Seriously, try it. I recommend a few shots first. I don`t blame her for calling the cops. The joke stops when you`re just being an ass.

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