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Date: 11/09/13 12:39 PM

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  1. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
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    November 9, 2013 at 12:41 pm
    Link: How Women Cope - I do the same thing, only it`s with my penis.
  2. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 12:55 pm
    That`s what I`d do if I were a girl.
  3. Profile photo of McThstlpnts
    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
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    November 9, 2013 at 2:05 pm
    :/ No.
  4. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
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    November 9, 2013 at 2:20 pm
    Obviously a man drew this. Needs to be relabeled "If I suddenly became a woman, this is what I would think."
  5. Profile photo of Andrew155
    Andrew155 Male 18-29
    2579 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 2:35 pm
    I don`t think Smutbutt could be any more creepy.
  6. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 2:44 pm
    @lauriloo - you think "Colleen Clark" is a man`s name?
  7. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 3:15 pm
    Smutleybutt
    I see where your `coming` from
  8. Profile photo of Gauddith
    Gauddith Female 18-29
    231 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 3:30 pm
    Don`t know why a woman can`t make a joke like this, I thought it was funny.
  9. Profile photo of freddyferret
    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 3:33 pm
    I don`t think Smutbutt could be any more creepy.

    Not true. He could be Fancy.
  10. Profile photo of jinxiejae
    jinxiejae Female 30-39
    2928 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 3:35 pm
    no, how we cope is chocolate, wine, chick flicks and indulging in optimistic self delusion.
  11. Profile photo of Angilion
    Angilion Male 40-49
    12390 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 3:44 pm
    Don`t know why a woman can`t make a joke like this, I thought it was funny.

    I think it`s less likely that a woman would make this comment, unless perhaps she was writing it as an amusing cartoon largely aimed at men. On the whole, people who place that much importance on boobs tend to be men.

    Obviously a man drew this. Needs to be relabeled "If I suddenly became a woman, this is what I would think."

    I wouldn`t say `obviously`, but I would say `probably`.

    It`s certainly the first thing I`d do if I suddenly became a woman. Well, assuming that my brain/mind somehow immediately adjusted to my new body. I think that someone who instantly changed sex probably wouldn`t have good enough co-ordination to do anything for a while. Or maybe just die as their new body got the signals for their old body, controlling things like their heart.
  12. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 4:28 pm
    Well she says that she is a woman. here is her `about me` page.

    freddy, the only reason andrew155 said I am creepy is because I made fun of him one time for the over use of the word `weird` because it made him look weird, because he IS weird.
    Andrew, I am sure this might appear creepy to someone as unfamilar with women breasts as you are. I realize you have only ever seen your mom`s, after all, when you peek under the shower door. BUT that is when you became very acquainted with your own penis, isn`t it?

    Andrew find a girlfriend. Stop peeking in on your mom. You are being weird. Stop it. It`s weird.

  13. Profile photo of Ani187
    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 4:53 pm
    Well, yeah. What do you think I do with mine? It`s relaxing.
  14. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 5:42 pm
    Maybe Colleen is a lesbian. Otherwise, I don`t get the fascination with touching your own boob or any boob for that matter.
  15. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 5:48 pm
    lauriloo I touch my own boobs and it feels fabulous.
  16. Profile photo of Gauddith
    Gauddith Female 18-29
    231 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 8:21 pm
    Her thought on the picture. "Super quickly drawn doodle comic of a very important realization.

    *UPDATE: This boob comic has become my most popular post on tumblr, surpassing things that took me months to make. Who would have thought touching your boob at 3AM could bring such glory"

    I`ve had thoughts like this. Mine were more entertained at the fact that people want to fondle them, and have none, but I can fondle mine whenever, and it`s like... Wooo!

    Nobody said she was getting off on it, or overly excited, she was making a joke based on a tired realization she had at a ridiculous hour.

    Instead of questioning her, perhaps you should just enjoy the joke. Or don`t whatevs.

  17. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 8:29 pm
    "lauriloo I touch my own boobs and it feels fabulous."

    More power to ya. To me, they are pretty much just bags of fat that make men crazy. I use them to my advantage when I can but the only reason I touch them is to wash them and check for cancer.
  18. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36201 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 8:43 pm

    I don`t get it. What was the funny part?
    Okay, she touches herself.... who doesn`t?
  19. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 8:43 pm
    Eh. Maybe if they were as big as in the cartoon I`d be more interested.
  20. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 9, 2013 at 11:40 pm
    lauriloo, That was the most romantic thing I`ve ever read.
  21. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 1:09 am
    @lauriloo

    Oh come on, I`ve been dealing with this dick for most of my life, every now and then we bump into each other and i`m quite fond of handling him. and it`s not just that dickhead iether, there are other nonsexual parts of my body that are nice to touch, the brought me where i am today and i thank them for it.

    So what`s the part of your body you do apreciate?
  22. Profile photo of thubanstar
    thubanstar Female 50-59
    815 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 2:47 am
    Nope. If you`re actually attached to them 24/7, they are just not that fascinating.
  23. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 6:40 am
    @MrOrange- The female equivalent to your penis would be my clitoris and she and I get along famously. THAT`S the only body part worth touching for any length of time. That said, I LOVE when a man touches any part of me because that`s ACTUALLY exciting. Touching myself…boring (except for the clit part).
  24. Profile photo of robthelurker
    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2683 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 7:22 am
    "HA! By sewing my butt to my chest youve given me boobs that i can touch as much as i want!"

    "With What?"

    "NOOOOO! FEET HANDS!!"
  25. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 7:28 am
    @Lauriloo
    `The female equivalent to your penis would be my clitoris" those two do not compare one iota, the clitoris is about 4 times more sensitive then the head (which is the sensitive part)

    Also, on the side of your niples if you feel gently, you`ll find the milk ducts, stimulate those in the right way (varies per woman) and you`lle be in heaven too.

    and don`t tell me that taking of your bra and "scratching" the underside of your boob doesn`t feel pleasant either.

    as for your touching your own body being boring,
    i don`t wanna sound as wrong as i am going to (please, do forgive me) but you got some exploring to do and take the time to appreciate your body. doesnt have to be big. when i slap my gut, i think hmm nice and firm etc etc.

    there is nothing as sexy as woman who`s confident and happy with her own body...
  26. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 9:37 am
    Reminded me of this one:


    Source, more of it`s kind, I quite like them.
  27. Profile photo of Stormith
    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 9:48 am
    I mean, I don`t find my own boobs interesting per se but I do agree that they feel cool. Just a big ol squishy covered in soft skin, sometimes I do sit there and squeeze them because I`m bored.
  28. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 1:29 pm


    You see, for some reason, this reminds me of cooking bacon while nude...
  29. Profile photo of panth753
    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 4:45 pm
    That`s probably the breast reason for being a female.
  30. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 7:22 pm
    LOL- I LOVE when a MAN tries to tell me about my own body. HILARIOUS!!!! I am way more sensual than most women, believe me. I read sex books when I was 12. That`s why it takes more than rubbing my boob to excite me.

    "and don`t tell me that taking of your bra and "scratching" the underside of your boob doesn`t feel pleasant either."

    So does scratching my ass but I don`t call that sexual
  31. Profile photo of Chirpe
    Chirpe Male 18-29
    29 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 8:14 pm
    @lauriloo: You only have one boob?
  32. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 8:28 pm
    "@lauriloo: You only have one boob?"

    If I were divorced I could say something funny like "I did but I got rid of him" but all I can do is roll my eyes. Men are so obsessed with boobs… must start with breast feeding. You want to be with your mommy.
  33. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 2:21 am
    "So does scratching my ass but I don`t call that sexual"

    who said it had to be sexual?

    i think it`s hilarious you call yourself sensual. yet you describe your breasts as bags of fat to atract men with?

    "must start with breast feeding. You want to be with your mommy." you were just about right with the breastfeeding, but then you went al freud.

    men are biologicaly hard wired to like breast and broad hips as it means you can A: give birth to my offspring and b: feed it
  34. Profile photo of lauriloo
    lauriloo Female 40-49
    1803 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 2:58 am
    "i think it`s hilarious you call yourself sensual. yet you describe your breasts as bags of fat to atract men with? "

    It`s hilarious that your idea of sensuality is being enamored with one`s own body parts as if they aren`t attached to you 24/7. I don`t try to tickle myself to make me laugh, either. I`m sensual because I have a complete sense of my own body and what gives me pleasure. I also have a pretty good sense of what I can do to make a man feel pleasure but I would never for one minute claim to completely understand what any one man wants sexually because every single person is different. I know you desperately want me to be as obsessed with my boobs as you are but I just am not. Deal with it.

    One of the reasons so many men stink in bed is their insistence that they know what turns a woman on. You don`t. You need to ask or at least try a lot of things. When a guy spends too much time on my breasts I get bored. Sore nipples are NOT sexy. Not pleasura
  35. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 3:47 am
    @lauriloo

    my my, arn`t we the feisty type? i never said sexual or sensual, i mentioned feeling good or being happy with your body. Nor am i obsessed with boobs, i have my natural reaction to them, just as you have your natural reactions.

    As for dragging having sex with you into this, i`m sorry, but your moving a bit fast for me.

    all i`m saying is, your body as an amazing feat of nature (or god if you are so inclined) and it has served you faithfully and got you were you are today. nothing wrong with showing some appreciation for it.

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