How Women Cope [Pic]

Submitted by: Smutleybutt 3 years ago Funny

I do the same thing, only it"s with my penis.
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Male 2,416
@lauriloo

my my, arn`t we the feisty type? i never said sexual or sensual, i mentioned feeling good or being happy with your body. Nor am i obsessed with boobs, i have my natural reaction to them, just as you have your natural reactions.

As for dragging having sex with you into this, i`m sorry, but your moving a bit fast for me.

all i`m saying is, your body as an amazing feat of nature (or god if you are so inclined) and it has served you faithfully and got you were you are today. nothing wrong with showing some appreciation for it.
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Female 1,803
"i think it`s hilarious you call yourself sensual. yet you describe your breasts as bags of fat to atract men with? "

It`s hilarious that your idea of sensuality is being enamored with one`s own body parts as if they aren`t attached to you 24/7. I don`t try to tickle myself to make me laugh, either. I`m sensual because I have a complete sense of my own body and what gives me pleasure. I also have a pretty good sense of what I can do to make a man feel pleasure but I would never for one minute claim to completely understand what any one man wants sexually because every single person is different. I know you desperately want me to be as obsessed with my boobs as you are but I just am not. Deal with it.

One of the reasons so many men stink in bed is their insistence that they know what turns a woman on. You don`t. You need to ask or at least try a lot of things. When a guy spends too much time on my breasts I get bored. Sore nipples are NOT sexy. Not pleasura
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Male 2,416
"So does scratching my ass but I don`t call that sexual"

who said it had to be sexual?

i think it`s hilarious you call yourself sensual. yet you describe your breasts as bags of fat to atract men with?

"must start with breast feeding. You want to be with your mommy." you were just about right with the breastfeeding, but then you went al freud.

men are biologicaly hard wired to like breast and broad hips as it means you can A: give birth to my offspring and b: feed it
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Female 1,803
"@lauriloo: You only have one boob?"

If I were divorced I could say something funny like "I did but I got rid of him" but all I can do is roll my eyes. Men are so obsessed with boobs… must start with breast feeding. You want to be with your mommy.
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Male 29
@lauriloo: You only have one boob?
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Female 1,803
LOL- I LOVE when a MAN tries to tell me about my own body. HILARIOUS!!!! I am way more sensual than most women, believe me. I read sex books when I was 12. That`s why it takes more than rubbing my boob to excite me.

"and don`t tell me that taking of your bra and "scratching" the underside of your boob doesn`t feel pleasant either."

So does scratching my ass but I don`t call that sexual
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Female 9,402
That`s probably the breast reason for being a female.
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Male 5,608


You see, for some reason, this reminds me of cooking bacon while nude...
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Female 543
I mean, I don`t find my own boobs interesting per se but I do agree that they feel cool. Just a big ol squishy covered in soft skin, sometimes I do sit there and squeeze them because I`m bored.
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Male 5,094
Reminded me of this one:


Source, more of it`s kind, I quite like them.
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Male 2,416
@Lauriloo
`The female equivalent to your penis would be my clitoris" those two do not compare one iota, the clitoris is about 4 times more sensitive then the head (which is the sensitive part)

Also, on the side of your niples if you feel gently, you`ll find the milk ducts, stimulate those in the right way (varies per woman) and you`lle be in heaven too.

and don`t tell me that taking of your bra and "scratching" the underside of your boob doesn`t feel pleasant either.

as for your touching your own body being boring,
i don`t wanna sound as wrong as i am going to (please, do forgive me) but you got some exploring to do and take the time to appreciate your body. doesnt have to be big. when i slap my gut, i think hmm nice and firm etc etc.

there is nothing as sexy as woman who`s confident and happy with her own body...
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Male 3,407
"HA! By sewing my butt to my chest youve given me boobs that i can touch as much as i want!"

"With What?"

"NOOOOO! FEET HANDS!!"
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Female 1,803
@MrOrange- The female equivalent to your penis would be my clitoris and she and I get along famously. THAT`S the only body part worth touching for any length of time. That said, I LOVE when a man touches any part of me because that`s ACTUALLY exciting. Touching myself…boring (except for the clit part).
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Female 836
Nope. If you`re actually attached to them 24/7, they are just not that fascinating.
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Male 2,416
@lauriloo

Oh come on, I`ve been dealing with this dick for most of my life, every now and then we bump into each other and i`m quite fond of handling him. and it`s not just that dickhead iether, there are other nonsexual parts of my body that are nice to touch, the brought me where i am today and i thank them for it.

So what`s the part of your body you do apreciate?
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Female 3,696
lauriloo, That was the most romantic thing I`ve ever read.
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Female 6,381
Eh. Maybe if they were as big as in the cartoon I`d be more interested.
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Male 37,888

I don`t get it. What was the funny part?
Okay, she touches herself.... who doesn`t?
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Female 1,803
"lauriloo I touch my own boobs and it feels fabulous."

More power to ya. To me, they are pretty much just bags of fat that make men crazy. I use them to my advantage when I can but the only reason I touch them is to wash them and check for cancer.
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Female 231
Her thought on the picture. "Super quickly drawn doodle comic of a very important realization.

*UPDATE: This boob comic has become my most popular post on tumblr, surpassing things that took me months to make. Who would have thought touching your boob at 3AM could bring such glory"

I`ve had thoughts like this. Mine were more entertained at the fact that people want to fondle them, and have none, but I can fondle mine whenever, and it`s like... Wooo!

Nobody said she was getting off on it, or overly excited, she was making a joke based on a tired realization she had at a ridiculous hour.

Instead of questioning her, perhaps you should just enjoy the joke. Or don`t whatevs.

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Female 8,044
lauriloo I touch my own boobs and it feels fabulous.
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Female 1,803
Maybe Colleen is a lesbian. Otherwise, I don`t get the fascination with touching your own boob or any boob for that matter.
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Female 4,447
Well, yeah. What do you think I do with mine? It`s relaxing.
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Male 1,377
Well she says that she is a woman. here is her `about me` page.

freddy, the only reason andrew155 said I am creepy is because I made fun of him one time for the over use of the word `weird` because it made him look weird, because he IS weird.
Andrew, I am sure this might appear creepy to someone as unfamilar with women breasts as you are. I realize you have only ever seen your mom`s, after all, when you peek under the shower door. BUT that is when you became very acquainted with your own penis, isn`t it?

Andrew find a girlfriend. Stop peeking in on your mom. You are being weird. Stop it. It`s weird.

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Male 12,365
[quote]Don`t know why a woman can`t make a joke like this, I thought it was funny.[/quote]

I think it`s less likely that a woman would make this comment, unless perhaps she was writing it as an amusing cartoon largely aimed at men. On the whole, people who place that much importance on boobs tend to be men.

[quote]Obviously a man drew this. Needs to be relabeled "If I suddenly became a woman, this is what I would think."[/quote]

I wouldn`t say `obviously`, but I would say `probably`.

It`s certainly the first thing I`d do if I suddenly became a woman. Well, assuming that my brain/mind somehow immediately adjusted to my new body. I think that someone who instantly changed sex probably wouldn`t have good enough co-ordination to do anything for a while. Or maybe just die as their new body got the signals for their old body, controlling things like their heart.
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Female 2,927
no, how we cope is chocolate, wine, chick flicks and indulging in optimistic self delusion.
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Male 11,740
[quote]I don`t think Smutbutt could be any more creepy.[/quote]

Not true. He could be Fancy.
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Female 231
Don`t know why a woman can`t make a joke like this, I thought it was funny.
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Male 13,624
Smutleybutt
I see where your `coming` from
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Male 3,842
@lauriloo - you think "Colleen Clark" is a man`s name?
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Male 2,578
I don`t think Smutbutt could be any more creepy.
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Female 1,803
Obviously a man drew this. Needs to be relabeled "If I suddenly became a woman, this is what I would think."
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Female 1,540
:/ No.
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Male 15,832
That`s what I`d do if I were a girl.
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Male 1,377
Link: How Women Cope [Pic] [Rate Link] - I do the same thing, only it`s with my penis.
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