How To Impress A Girl [Pic]

Submitted by: gingernut333 3 years ago Misc

10/10 would bang for magic kitten.
There are 14 comments:
Female 3,696
Oh no? >B] C`mon, wouldn`t you, Atrayu4u? The kitten matches your dress!
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Male 3,437
I`m thinking of getting my girl a kitten for Christmas, is it to early to wrap it?
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Male 3,406
i discovered in high school that kittens were pussy magnets when a girl took a picture of my cat, posted it on the internet, and the next day at school all the girls were coming up to me and were all like, "OMIGOD Rob your kitty is like SOOOOO cute!" even this one really pretty and popular chick came up to me and told me i had a cute cat. i didnt even know she knew who i was! twas the highlight of my high school experience.
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Male 1,059
Not sure if he should look so happy - she really seemed interested in that pussy.
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Male 2,416
"If the guy had just stood there clicking his fingers, would they still do him?"

Works for me...
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Male 5,874
Judging by the female responses, it obviously works. If the guy had just stood there clicking his fingers, would they still do him?
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Male 653
@YANKmyDOODLE The kitten has the ability to apparently materialise out of thin air. Until you profer an explanation as to this new scientific wonder came about, then `s magick.
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Female 1,478
I don`t doubt that, Swaywithme. I don`t doubt that at all.
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Female 2,691
Yeah, what`s up with the rabbits? Girls want kitties.
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Female 3,696
I`d do him without the kitten, the cat`s a bonus prize
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Male 5,608
Him: *large rustling in pants*
Her: "What the heck is that in your pocket?"
Him: "Your pussy."
Her: "Don`t be vulg-"
Him: *produces cat*
Her: "OMG!!! A KITTEH!!!"
Him: "Let`s go out later."
Her: "Sure! It`s so- Crap..."
Him: "Yep."
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Female 4,447
..I`d do him. For a kitten.
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Male 771
the kitten isn`t magic
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Female 1,071
Link: How To Impress A Girl [Pic] [Rate Link] - 10/10 would bang for magic kitten.
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