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Date: 11/10/13 04:16 PM

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    gingernut333 Female 18-29
    1071 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 4:20 pm
    Link: How To Impress A Girl - 10/10 would bang for magic kitten.
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    YANKmyDOODLE Male 30-39
    771 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 5:13 pm
    the kitten isn`t magic
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    Ani187 Female 30-39
    4448 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 5:24 pm
    ..I`d do him. For a kitten.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 5:26 pm
    Him: *large rustling in pants*
    Her: "What the heck is that in your pocket?"
    Him: "Your pussy."
    Her: "Don`t be vulg-"
    Him: *produces cat*
    Her: "OMG!!! A KITTEH!!!"
    Him: "Let`s go out later."
    Her: "Sure! It`s so- Crap..."
    Him: "Yep."
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 7:21 pm
    I`d do him without the kitten, the cat`s a bonus prize
  6. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 10:55 pm
    Yeah, what`s up with the rabbits? Girls want kitties.
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    Atrayu4u Female 18-29
    1478 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 2:28 am
    I don`t doubt that, Swaywithme. I don`t doubt that at all.
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    FredSpudman Male 18-29
    653 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 2:40 am
    @YANKmyDOODLE The kitten has the ability to apparently materialise out of thin air. Until you profer an explanation as to this new scientific wonder came about, then `s magick.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 2:57 am
    Judging by the female responses, it obviously works. If the guy had just stood there clicking his fingers, would they still do him?
  10. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 4:15 am
    "If the guy had just stood there clicking his fingers, would they still do him?"

    Works for me...
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 7:55 am
    Not sure if he should look so happy - she really seemed interested in that pussy.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2766 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 10:30 am
    i discovered in high school that kittens were pussy magnets when a girl took a picture of my cat, posted it on the internet, and the next day at school all the girls were coming up to me and were all like, "OMIGOD Rob your kitty is like SOOOOO cute!" even this one really pretty and popular chick came up to me and told me i had a cute cat. i didnt even know she knew who i was! twas the highlight of my high school experience.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2215 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 7:53 pm
    I`m thinking of getting my girl a kitten for Christmas, is it to early to wrap it?
  14. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 10:47 pm
    Oh no? >B] C`mon, wouldn`t you, Atrayu4u? The kitten matches your dress!

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