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Date: 11/11/13 10:51 AM

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  1. Profile photo of MarthFador
    MarthFador Female 18-29
    1004 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 10:54 am
    Link: How And Why? - I guess it could have been worse.
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    spanerbulb Male 30-39
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    November 11, 2013 at 11:07 am
    Fair point well made.
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    toeachhisown Male 50-59
    418 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 11:11 am
    What`s wrong with calling it a womb? Or a uterus? It isn`t a stomach!!!
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    November 11, 2013 at 11:27 am

    And he left out any mention of the goddamn stork.
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    November 11, 2013 at 12:26 pm
    How does a person that looks as old as this one think babies grow in stomachs?
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    Zuriel Male 30-39
    554 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 12:58 pm
    ..or a parasite

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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
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    November 11, 2013 at 1:49 pm
    My dad was a high school coach and knew of twin boys from a neighboring town named Orangejello and Lemonjello.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 2:31 pm
    So, you want to make fun of someone`s name, eh?
    Let`s try something.

    Jay = Loud/shrill/silly (was derogatory: jay-walking=walking foolishly)
    Jason Alexander = "Son of a loudmouth who screws around while people work."

    Jack = short (not long ago, was derogatory)
    Jack Nicholas = "The short victory of the public."

    Your given name and surname mean something in a language you probably don`t even understand. Ever look it up?
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    elkingo Male 30-39
    5385 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 2:33 pm
    "My dad was a high school coach and knew of twin boys from a neighboring town named Orangejello and Lemonjello."

    Are you from Kentucky also? I have heard this urban ledgend about 20 different times over the past few years.
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    llaa Male 30-39
    1664 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 2:37 pm
    I feel bad for laughing, but it was such a good laugh.
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    elkingo Male 30-39
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    November 11, 2013 at 2:45 pm
    The twins would be in their early 20`s now any way... thats about when I heard the first rumor.
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    llaa Male 30-39
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    November 11, 2013 at 8:16 pm
    @elkingo & bacon_pie

    The two boys names, are a racist joke and not true.

    Link
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    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 10:20 pm
    I have a cousin named Olajuwon
  14. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 11, 2013 at 11:10 pm
    Because the kid already has a cousin named Latrina.
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    Big_And_Tall Male 40-49
    36 posts
    November 12, 2013 at 8:22 am
    At least she didn`t name it Kanye!
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31762 posts
    November 12, 2013 at 9:45 am
    MEH! A name is just a name. Trends come and go, eh?

    Now naming your twin girls "Christine" and "Christina"? THAT is a crime!
    (True story! I had them in my daycare! Spoiled little buggers, but cute :-))
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 12, 2013 at 11:49 pm
    My favorite story about stupid kid names was from a few years back when a girl at work said they were going to name their son "Roman."

    I begged her not to do that to her son. I then asked her to imaging that 40 years from now, her son is a finalist to be the CFO of an S&P 500 company for a 6-figure salary and a corner office, and and the other 2 candidates are named William and Elizabeth.

    She ended up naming him Robert. That kid owes me...BIG TIME!
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    icklevamp Female 18-29
    375 posts
    November 13, 2013 at 9:31 am
    "My favorite story about stupid kid names was from a few years back when a girl at work said they were going to name their son "Roman."

    I begged her not to do that to her son. I then asked her to imaging that 40 years from now, her son is a finalist to be the CFO of an S&P 500 company for a 6-figure salary and a corner office, and and the other 2 candidates are named William and Elizabeth.

    She ended up naming him Robert. That kid owes me...BIG TIME!"




    This is Roman Abramovich`s yacht, it cost 300million, which is pretty much pocket change for the 50th richest man in the world. Wanna try telling him his name is gonna mess him up?
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    November 13, 2013 at 11:16 pm
    @icklevamp, sorry, I forgot to mention, the kid wasn`t Russian.

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