How And Why? [Pic]

Submitted by: MarthFador 3 years ago in Weird

I guess it could have been worse.
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Male 15,832
@icklevamp, sorry, I forgot to mention, the kid wasn`t Russian.
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Female 375
"My favorite story about stupid kid names was from a few years back when a girl at work said they were going to name their son "Roman."

I begged her not to do that to her son. I then asked her to imaging that 40 years from now, her son is a finalist to be the CFO of an S&P 500 company for a 6-figure salary and a corner office, and and the other 2 candidates are named William and Elizabeth.

She ended up naming him Robert. That kid owes me...BIG TIME!"




This is Roman Abramovich`s yacht, it cost 300million, which is pretty much pocket change for the 50th richest man in the world. Wanna try telling him his name is gonna mess him up?
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Male 15,832
My favorite story about stupid kid names was from a few years back when a girl at work said they were going to name their son "Roman."

I begged her not to do that to her son. I then asked her to imaging that 40 years from now, her son is a finalist to be the CFO of an S&P 500 company for a 6-figure salary and a corner office, and and the other 2 candidates are named William and Elizabeth.

She ended up naming him Robert. That kid owes me...BIG TIME!
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Male 37,876
MEH! A name is just a name. Trends come and go, eh?

Now naming your twin girls "Christine" and "Christina"? THAT is a crime!
(True story! I had them in my daycare! Spoiled little buggers, but cute :-))
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Male 36
At least she didn`t name it Kanye!
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Male 15,832
Because the kid already has a cousin named Latrina.
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Female 3,696
I have a cousin named Olajuwon
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Male 1,692
@elkingo & bacon_pie

The two boys names, are a racist joke and not true.

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Male 5,620
The twins would be in their early 20`s now any way... thats about when I heard the first rumor.
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Male 1,692
I feel bad for laughing, but it was such a good laugh.
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Male 5,620
"My dad was a high school coach and knew of twin boys from a neighboring town named Orangejello and Lemonjello."

Are you from Kentucky also? I have heard this urban ledgend about 20 different times over the past few years.
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Male 5,617
So, you want to make fun of someone`s name, eh?
Let`s try something.

Jay = Loud/shrill/silly (was derogatory: jay-walking=walking foolishly)
Jason Alexander = "Son of a loudmouth who screws around while people work."

Jack = short (not long ago, was derogatory)
Jack Nicholas = "The short victory of the public."

Your given name and surname mean something in a language you probably don`t even understand. Ever look it up?
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Male 3,061
My dad was a high school coach and knew of twin boys from a neighboring town named Orangejello and Lemonjello.
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Male 554
..or a parasite

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Male 2,771
How does a person that looks as old as this one think babies grow in stomachs?
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Male 7,031

And he left out any mention of the goddamn stork.
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Male 418
What`s wrong with calling it a womb? Or a uterus? It isn`t a stomach!!!
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Male 1,243
Fair point well made.
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Female 1,004
Link: How And Why? [Pic] [Rate Link] - I guess it could have been worse.
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