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Date: 11/10/13 04:01 PM

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    drawman61 Male 50-59
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    November 10, 2013 at 4:02 pm
    Link: Bible Can Help Your Investments - Allegedly
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    paperduck Male 18-29
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    November 10, 2013 at 4:41 pm
    Lemme guess, he`ll share the biblical money code with you in a 3 DVD set for only $299.99?
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    flying_ltj Male 18-29
    340 posts
    November 10, 2013 at 6:05 pm
    Article is written like a chain letter.

    If only I had the time to spin massive BS I could probably make moneys on the internets.
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
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    November 10, 2013 at 9:12 pm
    There`s a sucker born every minute.
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    pazerlenis Male 40-49
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    November 10, 2013 at 9:32 pm
    My understanding is these Biblical lessons will be found in the New, New Testament (exclusively published by REGNERY PUBLISHING, INC). In the Book of Trump 4:12, "thou shalt learn the ways of the Forbes and smite thine enemies with great aplomb."

    Can`t wait to get a signed copy!
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    November 10, 2013 at 10:44 pm
    Genius! It pre-filters for suckers; those guliable enough to believe the bible is the True Word(TM) of the One God(R) will be easy to fleece with bogus investment advice. Questioning minds will just move on.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
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    November 11, 2013 at 2:46 am
    Snake oil.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    November 11, 2013 at 2:50 am
    @pazerlenis soooo how did that birther thing work out for Trumpy?
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    Thonious Male 40-49
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    November 11, 2013 at 4:32 am
    In one of Vonnegut`s books, I think it was Sirens of Titan (but I`m not sure) the protagonist`s father acquired his vast fortune by investing in stock symbols selected by dividing the Bible into two-letter snippets. The Bible Investment Code, circa 1959.
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    747Pilot Male 18-29
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    November 11, 2013 at 6:35 am
    i actually watched it all. He gives pretty good sound advice, and basically tells you the whole system. the only thing he offers to help you with is his investment picks newsletter for like 49$/year
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    pazerlenis Male 40-49
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    November 11, 2013 at 6:59 am
    @Draculya, "soooo how did that birther thing work out for Trumpy?"

    Book of Trump 14:88, "And lo, the infidels wished to defame the prophet. And they sent many loaves, and many fishes, and many talk show hosts to defile the greatness in the evil tongue known as `truth`."
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    Modwain Male 40-49
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    November 11, 2013 at 3:35 pm
    It is easier for a camel to go through the eye of a needle than for a rich man to enter the Kingdom of God
    Matthew 19:23-26
    Parallel versions appear in Mark 10:24-25, and Luke 18:24-25.

    So yeah, i may not be fast to take advice on trading stock from someone who claims to be christian and yet makes money with money. cause that in itself, is a contradiction. I beleive he does one of the two but not both. Not cause i say so but because he does. Either he believes, then his goal isnt to make money. or he likes making money, hence, he stopped believing.

    Isnt christianity a great.. well. erm, something.. dilema i think or.. perhaps.. Well, i dont know, each can make up their own mind
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    RdDan Male 30-39
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    November 13, 2013 at 2:41 am
    You ever notice how many `by the book` Christians wear polyester?

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