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Date: 11/16/13 05:17 PM

29 Responses to America – Land Of The… WTF? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    November 16, 2013 at 4:16 pm
    Link: America - Land Of The... WTF? - Did I just watch someone die or is this what they call art?
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    November 16, 2013 at 5:30 pm

    Sounds like these guys are Tom Waits fans.
  3. Profile photo of richanddead
    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    November 16, 2013 at 5:46 pm
    I think you mean Russia land of WTF. They are only talking about America, it isn`t from America. This is what they are singing...



    "Momma there are already so many wrinkles upon my face

    Will you write me a letter

    Pimples are making my skin hideous

    My face is turning into a grimace

    Who will, who will, who will buy me a ticket

    poo, there are no takers

    Goodbye America, goodbye McDonald`s, goodbye Mickey Mouse

    Goodbye America, goodbye McDonald`s, goodbye Mickey Mouse

    You`re goddamn jeans have become too small for me

    They taught us for so long

    My hamburger is my stretching out my mouth

    Goodbye America, goodbye McDonald`s, goodbye Mickey Mouse

    Goodbye America, goodbye McDonald`s, goodbye Mickey Mouse"
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    November 16, 2013 at 5:55 pm
    Its from this band called Rockerjoker. link

    They were essentially bashing the US which is popular theme there and making a parody of the hostage videos of captured American journalists.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36660 posts
    November 16, 2013 at 6:23 pm

    That was hot.
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  6. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    November 16, 2013 at 6:31 pm
    richanddead I realize they are Russian. The name of the song is America (Thus the title of my post). I was making a joke with the "land of the free" thing.
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    Tupinambis Male 18-29
    568 posts
    November 16, 2013 at 6:46 pm
    Isn`t this what they teach you in liberal arts colleges all across `Murica?
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    November 16, 2013 at 6:56 pm
    @kitteh9lives: I got ya, just giving some background on it.
  9. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 7:51 am
    A Russian who can only slam on the US.... I`m going to go out on a limb and say he isn`t gay.
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    robthelurker Male 18-29
    2766 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 9:11 am
    sometimes i wonder why i keep coming back to this site.
  11. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 9:15 am
    An American who can only bash on Russia...without realizing that Russia and Belarus are two independent separate countries. I`m I`m going to go out on a limb and say he isn`t McGovern.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 9:27 am
    An American who can only bash on Russia...

    I bash all Eurotwats for their pseudo intellectualism. I`m going to go out on a limb and say TheOrigin is an art major from Belarus or where ever thefu ckistan.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 9:35 am
    I must`ve interrupted TheOrigin artistic interpretation dance party of US hate....

    All mine unt problemz in saz life is USAs unten faultenz and it makes me "Happy as a little girl"

    Observe how much he looks like this guy....
  14. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 9:38 am
    It would be too much of a headache for you to actually check a map and see that Russia is not in Europe, right? You of all people talk about pseudo-intellectuals? That`s rich.

    Oh and wrong on both accounts, pumpkin.
  15. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 9:42 am
    Haha that`s funny coming from you, little savant. Go on, give it a second try, you`re adorable...foaming at the mouth as you spew forth yet another ad hominem ridicule.
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    richanddead Male 18-29
    3489 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 11:17 am
    @TheOrigin: "It would be too much of a headache for you to actually check a map and see that Russia is not in Europe, right?"

    Actually Europe extends to the Ural mountains and the Ural River which is in Russia and the majority of russians actually live with in Russia but also in Europe. Remember Russia not only spans 11 time zones but is known as a transcontinental country, in both Eastern Europe and Asia.


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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 12:03 pm
    I see all the America haters have rated this a 4.
  18. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 12:23 pm
    @TheOrigin

    Are you seriously defending I hate the USA Joker faced condiment bukakay as art? You lost the fight before it even began and it says a lot of your intellect level.
  19. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 12:29 pm
    Ya they don`t call them EASTERN EUROPEAN or anything good god your mother should have swallowed! That folks right there is your typical "knowledgeable" Eurokunt.
  20. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 1:11 pm
    It`s also hilariously ironc how similar he looks to Dita from sprockets... (pic of him at 3:52)


    Which I might add sprockets was more original...
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    747Pilot Male 18-29
    1455 posts
    November 17, 2013 at 3:56 pm
    very accurate representation, from certain points of view.

  22. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    November 18, 2013 at 4:26 am
    Ok areshole, since insults is the only language you seem to understand, then let me try this: I am not bashing Americans, I am not calling them Americ*nts unlike you, I am not resorting to your childish primitive mocking you pull out of your hairy sweaty arse, you self righteous imbecile.

    Go on, carry on like this and god forbid you might ever wonder where does all that hatred towards f*cktards like you come from. Because it`s exactly your very special kind of stupid that stands out the most and gives off the worst impression. Now go ahead and resume jacking off to your timid little ego.

    @richanddead: yes, it`s Eurasia - just a small part of it is in Europe. But that still does not change the fact it`s not Belarus as that inept asshat McGovern thought when he began bashing it.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 18, 2013 at 6:36 am
    But that still does not change the fact it`s not Belarus as that inept asshat McGovern thought when he began bashing it.

    So it`s not Belarus now. I think you mean Russia which it`s a former soviet member of that speaks Russian gee where could the confusion come from!

    I am not bashing Americans

    Then trys to justify bashing amercians...
    god forbid you might ever wonder where does all that hatred towards f*cktards like you come from

    Triple fail! Whew the best part you ran down the crack of your mothers ass and became a stain on the bed sheet huh?

    Now go ahead and resume jacking off to your anti USA autoerotic asphyxiation clown face condiment bukakay you sad naive little boy.
  24. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    November 18, 2013 at 8:24 am
    And you fail again, sad tosser.
    You did mistake those countries, that was my whole point.

    By that exact same logic you are not living in America, but are just a British colonist. You`re a part of the former British empire and speak English, gee where could that confusion come from. Ass.

    And no, I do not bash Americans. I bash you. You personally, for being a hateful, spiteful, arrogant f*cktard.

    The irony? You are just like every "eurotwat" you hate on, you do the very same, act the same (even worse for that matter, based on your childish behavior), you are the same as everyone you ever despised, you sad waste of oxygen.

    And it`s spelled bukkake. Don`t sling around big words that you can`t even spell properly.
  25. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 18, 2013 at 9:49 am
    You did mistake those countries, that was my whole point.

    And you just did exactly the same numb nuts.

    By that exact same logic you are not living in America, but are just a British colonist. You`re a part of the former British empire and speak English, gee where could that confusion come from. Ass.

    And if we`re going to follow your anal retentive twit logic like yours guess what America is a continent USA is a country stupid ass.

    And no, I do not bash Americans. I bash you. You personally, for being a hateful, spiteful, arrogant f*cktard.

    Suuuure bet that statement full of sh it though. My that sound quite hateful,spiteful and arrogant of you also.


    And it`s spelled bukkake. Don`t sling around big words that you can`t even spell properly.

    Oooohh spelling correctionz on da internetzz!! Really starting to grasp for straws huh?
  26. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 18, 2013 at 10:01 am
    I also found you another map of what`s considered Eastern Europe corky....


    Hey wow look at that guys!
  27. Profile photo of TheOrigin
    TheOrigin Male 18-29
    500 posts
    November 18, 2013 at 10:44 am
    Congratulations, so you can actually look up a map if you want to. Have a cookie.

    Very well, substitute USA for America, that nitwit logic of yours stays absurd anyway.

    "Oooohh spelling correctionz on da internetzz!! Really starting to grasp for straws huh?"

    Not really. Just using your tools of trade, asshat.

    "Suuuure bet that statement full of sh it though. " Go on, bet on it. I`m not against anyone based on their origin. If I oppose somebody, it`s because of their behavior. That`s the one thing you can be held accountable for. Buttzit.

    "My that sound quite hateful,spiteful and arrogant of you also."

    Never said I`m better than you, in fact lowering myself to your level has proven that already. Just giving you the mirror, so you have a general idea how douchey your behavior is.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    November 18, 2013 at 11:34 am
    Hey play nice, lets talk about something we can all agree on. Belgium sucks and isn`t even a real country.
  29. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    November 18, 2013 at 12:32 pm
    Butt zit*

    Practice what you preach. You know you seem to know how to spell bukkake but can`t separate the words butt and zit. Have you been getting off to clown face condiment bukkake this whole time you little smegma dumpster you!

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