Why Spiders = Nope [Pic]

Submitted by: MarthFador 3 years ago Misc

So glad there are no spiders big enough to prey on humans.
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Male 3,814
@gary
That from the newest movie from the SyFi channel?
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Male 3,231
hmm, i was wondering what ever happened to Jack Handy. pilot now, hmm.
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Male 7,031

Yes, there are even spiders out there bold enough to go after Shatner himself ...

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Male 13,624
Ive got two massive (for the UK) Cardinal spiders
sitting in my porch, been there since spring
about leg to leg 4 inches, just sit on the wall
keeping bugs at bay
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Male 37,912
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Male 3,745
apparently spiders don`t NEED to be "large enough to attack humans"

thats what the venom is for.
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Female 2,228
Once while driving I had a wasp enter through an open back window, it only took me five minutes to find the nearest stopping place and let him out but it was the longest five minutes of my life. And I scanned the ceiling, the floor, every square inch of the car before getting back in, white as a sheet and shaking silly.

In other words I would get a spider, and hug him and pet him and call him George if he would ruthlessly murder every single flying rattlesnake that attempted that s#it again.
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Male 3,814
Pity Spiderman was stung to death by a Pepsis Wasp. Although he will be fine eating for her young.
BTW anyons see that bad remmake of 8 legged freaks called Spiders, It was so innacorate on so many levels
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Male 3,814
Introducing the Mesothelae Spider :-)





Its one fang alone were bigger than the human fist
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Male 3,814
In the Documentory Walking With Monsters (Part of the Walking With Dinosaurs series) There is a large section devoted to a type of spider that grew bigger than a human head and was a trap door ambush attacker. By the time you knew it was there you were dinner.
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Male 322
Just be happy I didn`t post another hatching eggsac.
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Male 339
100kph = approx 60mph.

I have leaves that stick to my car at that speed.
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Male 14,775
He wouldn`t do that here. We have wasps the size of your thumb.
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Male 2,592
I`m joining forces with the Arachnid Alliance against Wasp Warfare. Because seriously, f--- wasps.
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Male 2,424
Well... Spiderman could do that on a plane wing. Does that count?
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Female 543
nature is awesome
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Male 1,586
I have to disagree with you and most of the world rob. Martian Manhunter is the best. He is the most overpowered superhero when you consider all of his powers.
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Male 3,413
and this is why spiderman is the second greatest superhero of all time. batman being first of course.
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Male 7,031
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Male 1,920
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Male 1,920
"So glad there are no spiders big enough to prey on humans."

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Female 1,004
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