What`s The Only Think Worse Than Smirnoff? [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 3 years ago Funny

Bad vodka, worse headgear.
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Female 2,027
where is this?? i want one ahahaha
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Male 2,619
Smirnoff really is gnats piss. Same goes for Grey Goose (overpriced piss). People go nuts for that over here, but put that in a taste test with Smirnoff and you`ve fooled them all.
Now my personal fave is Zubrowka, a Bison grass rye vodka from Poland. The poles swear by this mixed with apple juice, and it is sublime.

I scored a litre bottle from Amazon for £20 ($32)
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Male 56
More of a beer person, but Ketel One is pretty decent.

Makes for good Bloody Mary`s.
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Male 942
Vodka is vodka. it all tastes like kerosene mixed with cat piss.
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Male 942
I know of someone that would think that`s an awesome hat..


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Male 36
The Fedora hat is the topper for any douchebag!
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Male 14,330
[quote]hate to brake to you "connoisseurs" but there is very little difference between expensive vodka and cheap vodka besides the bottle. [/quote]

I can agree to a certain point the grey goose, belvedere and such are overprice. Vodka isn`t supposed to have a tase. Now try Mr. Boston straight up and tell me how that`s considered vodka!
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Male 1,983
Smirnoff isn`t bad. Grey Goose is pretty good too, I just can`t bring myself to drink vodka made in France.

I lived with a Russian chick one summer that kept Stolichnoya in the freezer.
Since then, Iced Stoli shots have always been what comes to mind when vodka is mention.
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Male 15,832
I can see paying a bit more for good whiskey, but vodka is vodka, no matter what you pay for it. I`d love to see some of these snooty yuppies take a blind taste test between the high-priced crap and the bargain brands.
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Female 1,144
My husband used to have a drink of vodka on every other Saturday...so I used to pour almost half of the bottle down the sink and refill it with water... I was pregnant,irritable and just didn`t feel good at the time and didn`t feel like dealing with an overly drunk person..He was never mean or anything like that, just very obnoxious and he would bug and annoy the hell out of me..I love the man, but when he would get like that..He would ride the hell out of my last nerves ..I wanted to kick his butt out of the window at times...so I remedied the situation.. I don`t think he could ever tell the difference anyhow lol... I know, I am a horrible wife right?
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Male 17,512
"Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?"

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Male 987
For quite a long time in my country vodka was carefully regulated. It had to be water and ethanol and nothing else. All vodka was the same, "neutral grain alcohol." People paid extra for premium stuff and got the same alcohol with a fancy label. In the last several years regulations have loosened but there is still a distinction between vodka and imported or flavored vodka.

Smirnoff may not be any better than other vodka, but it`s the same.
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Female 4,086
smirnoff isn`t bad. try crystal palace and then tell me which you prefer...
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Male 1,178
Ha, Smirnoff is expensive Vodka to me. You should try the stuff I used to drink as a student, more like paint stripper!

I actually quite like Smirnoff and the Fedora...
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Male 2,376
hate to brake to you "connoisseurs" but there is very little difference between expensive vodka and cheap vodka besides the bottle.
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Female 1,313
@Gerry1of1, you have some very interesting neighbors. The only thing I got going is the crazy man across the alley who shoots his shotgun off at random times during the day and night.
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Male 37,889

My neighbor wears hats like that. He`s an asian muslim hipster. Quite the combo.
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Female 2,691
You buy a hat like that,I bet you get a free bowl of soup. Oh, it looks good on you, though
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Male 14,330
Lol you think that`s bad you`ve never had Mr. Boston vodka.
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Male 36,509
No way! That`s one sharp looking fedora!

And the liquor store looks -just like- one here in Winnipeg, Manitoba... perhaps they just all look the same after a while?
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Male 3,061
This will take care of cheap vodka for the most part.

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Male 19,868
Link: What`s The Only Think Worse Than Smirnoff? [Pic] [Rate Link] - Bad vodka, worse headgear.
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