What Kind Of Test Is This?! [Pic]

Submitted by: gchimmel 3 years ago in Weird

Bow your head and never forget little Hammy.
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Male 5,617
I don`t know what kind of test but, the hamsters have mixed feelings about it...
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Female 543
A Hamster test is a test for male fertility, there`s different names for it but if you google it, it should show up
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Male 3,442
the first thing that comes to mind is in that episode of south park when mr. slave shoved the guinea pig up his ass and it went on an adventure to escape.
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Male 37,826
This does explain the tens of thousands of "Hamster-People" who`ve been running around lately...

@Geogypsy: SHHHH! It`s part of the secret code!!!
:-| Now we have to change it...
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Male 1,454
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Male 2,549
Hey, I just discovered that if one`s hands are placed one key position to the left, I AM BORED becomes U N VIEWS. I think that it`s coffee time.
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Male 14,835
@richanddead Loooool
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Female 4,447
TIL. Thanks, IAB community.
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Male 38,498

It`s a fertility test for men. It checks the inability of the sperm to penetrate the ova.
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Male 2,675
Sounds like a medical procedure to check ... or it might be just how to ask, "Sir, now be honest. Have you come to the ER today because you have a hamster up your ass?"

(P.S. I thought it was hamPster.)
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Male 4,075
I know who`s signing up for this one.

Richard Gere




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Male 7,031

Live and learn. Never knew this test existed until this post ...

"The sperm penetration assay (also called the hamster zona-free ovum test or hamster test) checks whether a man`s sperm can join with an egg. Sperm are mixed with hamster eggs in a laboratory. The number of sperm that penetrate the egg (sperm capacitation index) is measured. This test is done most often at special fertility centers that do in vitro fertilization." - WebMD
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Male 37,826
Do you think you MIGHT have a hamster up your butt? Then this test is for YOU! :-)

Note: Does not work for: gerbils, mice or guinea pigs...
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Male 3,842
A great adventure is waiting for you ahead

Hurry onward Lemmiwinks, for you will soon be dead

The journey before you may be long and filled with woe

But you must escape the gay man`s ass, or your tale can`t be told

Take the magic helmet-torch to help you light the way

There`s still a lot of ground to cross inside the man so gay

Ahead of you lies adventure, and your strength still lies within

Freedom from the ass of doom is the treasure you will win
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Male 15,832
Who is penetrating whom?
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Male 172
LOL! its the Mr.Slave test! hahahaha
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Female 667
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