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Submitted by: SweepOfDeath 4 years ago in Misc

What if.... they dont care?
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Male 14,331
Yes yes let get back to Christians cause "god" forbid we rag on the types that stone gays, behead non beliver and force their belives onto entire countries by law.... That wouldn`t be PC! It`d be realistic.....
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Male 579
Ooh! A new way to bash Christians (in the comments), well at least it`s refreshingly different. Again, it`s only the extreme groups that make the news, not the vast majority of Christians. Most Christians and people who beilieve but don`t practice are some ofthe most well-rounded down to earth people I know. No one is "brain-washed". I don`t HAVE to go to mass, I don`t have to give a single penny. I don`t HAVE to do anything. As of yet there is no proof there is a God or that there is not. But even if there is no God and no heaven then living life as a Christian offers the opportunity and the calling to do amazingly generous and compassionate things with your life. I am not even saying other paths do not, just that if followed well Christianity offers quite an ultimate goal and gives great meaning to one`s life. Again, not saying other paths do not, just saying that Christianity offers so much more than 72 virgins.
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Male 4,745
Draculya:
"This is as funny as christians believing that they will actually go to heaven."
hahahahaaaaaaahahhaaaaha lol Christians are so dumb"
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I prefer to think of them as terribly brainwashed. I`d hate to think the majority of the population is that dumb.
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Male 15,334
"This is as funny as christians believing that they will actually go to heaven."

hahahahaaaaaaahahhaaaaha lol Christians are so dumb
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Female 6,381
The utter nonsense they indoctrinate young people with in some Muslim countries is jaw-dropping. 60 Minutes visited a middle-eastern school. Diane Sawyer (if I recall) spoke to a group of girls who insisted the Koran knew all science before western scientists discovered it. "Like what?"
"Well, the fresh and salt water do not mix."
"But they do, all the time..."
"Oh, no!" they chorus, smiling and shaking their heads.
I can`t get that scene out of my head.
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Male 15,832
Hopefully, it will be like this.
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Male 6,195
72 outspoken Bartbra Striesands?
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Male 6,195
In that area of the world in anchient times RRasins were often used as money. 72 sweet white raisens was a fortune from about 100 bce to about 1000 ad
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Male 40,250

Here`s your virgins bitch!

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Female 8,119
You know that some people now believe that this is a mistranslation? There is ( so I am told) a possibility the phrase should read 72 sweet white raisins? Which would make more sense- and be bloody hilarious- a lot of very disappointed martyrs
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Female 695
I`ve been saying that for years
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Male 6,195
What if the reason theyre virgins is because they are smooth around the bend if you know what i mean (Lex reference)
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Male 41,137
Gets to heaven, has 72 wives, they all go "on the rag" at the same time...

YOU`RE IN HELL! LOLZ!

Seriously? At least 8-10 of them will be "ragging" on any given day...
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Male 892
This is as funny as christians believing that they will actually go to heaven.
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Male 140
`Americas present bogeymen`
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Male 5,872
It is very rare that I type rofl, but ROFL is a def for this one! ****
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Male 425
How long last 72 virgins? A certain amount of time. And after that - they have 72 women to feed and nothing much to say. ;)
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Male 17,511
To hell with that, give me 72 slutty broads that know what the hell they`re doing.
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Male 3
What if they are all Catholic Nuns?
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Male 1,070
They like boys too, search bacha bazi on you tube.
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Male 15,832
They might be pitchers and not catchers, if ya know what I mean.
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Male 208
Not in the Quran bro.
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Male 1,104
if a book says so, it`s got to be true, no doubt.
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Male 1,558
And other asinine religious promises
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Male 6,195
They might be each other if they`re virgins.
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Female 311
They might not even be human either.
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Male 6,195
What if it is a 72 year old virgin?
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Male 938
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