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Date: 10/05/13 03:43 PM

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  1. Profile photo of SweepOfDeath
    SweepOfDeath Male 18-29
    938 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 3:45 pm
    Link: What If? - What if.... they dont care?
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2211 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 5:00 pm
    What if it is a 72 year old virgin?
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    CCMA_19 Female 18-29
    311 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 5:26 pm
    They might not even be human either.
  4. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2211 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 5:57 pm
    They might be each other if they`re virgins.
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 6:28 pm
    And other asinine religious promises
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    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 6:53 pm
    if a book says so, it`s got to be true, no doubt.
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    2L84ME Male 18-29
    208 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 7:49 pm
    Not in the Quran bro.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 8:09 pm
    They might be pitchers and not catchers, if ya know what I mean.
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    Zismo Male 18-29
    1019 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 8:32 pm
    They like boys too, search bacha bazi on you tube.
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    match0171 Male 30-39
    3 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 9:47 pm
    What if they are all Catholic Nuns?
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    phirephoto Male 30-39
    326 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 10:28 pm
    Wait, I can have Clay Aiken! SILENCE! I KEEL YOU!
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17515 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 11:20 pm
    To hell with that, give me 72 slutty broads that know what the hell they`re doing.
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    Rizzo71 Male 40-49
    427 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 1:48 am
    How long last 72 virgins? A certain amount of time. And after that - they have 72 women to feed and nothing much to say. ;)
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 2:11 am
    It is very rare that I type rofl, but ROFL is a def for this one! ****
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    arsebanditry Male 40-49
    140 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 4:30 am
    `Americas present bogeymen`
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    Rodin Male 30-39
    692 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 5:37 am
    This is as funny as christians believing that they will actually go to heaven.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31799 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 8:23 am
    Gets to heaven, has 72 wives, they all go "on the rag" at the same time...

    YOU`RE IN HELL! LOLZ!

    Seriously? At least 8-10 of them will be "ragging" on any given day...
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2211 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 9:08 am
    What if the reason theyre virgins is because they are smooth around the bend if you know what i mean (Lex reference)
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    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 9:25 am
    I`ve been saying that for years
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    madduck Female 50-59
    7421 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 11:15 am
    You know that some people now believe that this is a mistranslation? There is ( so I am told) a possibility the phrase should read 72 sweet white raisins? Which would make more sense- and be bloody hilarious- a lot of very disappointed martyrs
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36217 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 11:36 am

    Here`s your virgins bitch!

  22. Profile photo of TheZigRat
    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2211 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 3:30 pm
    In that area of the world in anchient times RRasins were often used as money. 72 sweet white raisens was a fortune from about 100 bce to about 1000 ad
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2211 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 3:38 pm
    72 outspoken Bartbra Striesands?
  24. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 3:48 pm
    Hopefully, it will be like this.
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 6:48 pm
    The utter nonsense they indoctrinate young people with in some Muslim countries is jaw-dropping. 60 Minutes visited a middle-eastern school. Diane Sawyer (if I recall) spoke to a group of girls who insisted the Koran knew all science before western scientists discovered it. "Like what?"
    "Well, the fresh and salt water do not mix."
    "But they do, all the time..."
    "Oh, no!" they chorus, smiling and shaking their heads.
    I can`t get that scene out of my head.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    October 6, 2013 at 10:19 pm
    "This is as funny as christians believing that they will actually go to heaven."

    hahahahaaaaaaahahhaaaaha lol Christians are so dumb
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    patchouly Male 40-49
    4746 posts
    October 7, 2013 at 7:36 am
    Draculya:
    "This is as funny as christians believing that they will actually go to heaven."
    hahahahaaaaaaahahhaaaaha lol Christians are so dumb"
    ------

    I prefer to think of them as terribly brainwashed. I`d hate to think the majority of the population is that dumb.
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    papajon0s1 Male 40-49
    578 posts
    October 7, 2013 at 10:23 am
    Ooh! A new way to bash Christians (in the comments), well at least it`s refreshingly different. Again, it`s only the extreme groups that make the news, not the vast majority of Christians. Most Christians and people who beilieve but don`t practice are some ofthe most well-rounded down to earth people I know. No one is "brain-washed". I don`t HAVE to go to mass, I don`t have to give a single penny. I don`t HAVE to do anything. As of yet there is no proof there is a God or that there is not. But even if there is no God and no heaven then living life as a Christian offers the opportunity and the calling to do amazingly generous and compassionate things with your life. I am not even saying other paths do not, just that if followed well Christianity offers quite an ultimate goal and gives great meaning to one`s life. Again, not saying other paths do not, just saying that Christianity offers so much more than 72 virgins.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 7, 2013 at 11:52 am
    Yes yes let get back to Christians cause "god" forbid we rag on the types that stone gays, behead non beliver and force their belives onto entire countries by law.... That wouldn`t be PC! It`d be realistic.....

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