The Diary [Pic]

Submitted by: peppyprep 3 years ago in Funny

First your favorite chair, then world domination.
There are 8 comments:
Female 2,415
Dan Piraro, creator of Bizarro is a genius!!
I wish I could find his one comic comment on vegetarianism again.
0
Reply
Female 2,691
After they gave me the water torture (something they called the "flea bath", I voided my bowels in the back of the cavern that they store the foot coverings that they do not wear very often. Revenge is a dish best served cold.
0
Reply
Male 6,227
@Captkava: LOL. Yeah, they`d have to call out the riot police, I think. Maybe we better put the get-together idea on hold. =^.^=
0
Reply
Male 257
squrlz, i feel for ya buddy, but you guys all in the same room, did ya REALLY think that one through?
0
Reply
Male 6,227

SQURLZ` DIARY

Day 869 of my captivity. I continue to be taunted by the inane far-right ramblings of 5Cats, OldOllie, and CrakrJak. New phenomenon of Sstuttering Llink Ttitles is proving highly annoying. Tedium is only occasionally interrupted by funneh posts from LikeIGiveAsh. Still no sign of Zombunny. Spending free time preparing copies of "The Squirrel Manifesto" and Al Gore`s "An Inconvenient Truth," which I will be distributing at the first IAB get-together, if and when it occurs.
0
Reply
Male 936
plagiarism...unless this is where it originally came from and everything else was plagiarized
0
Reply
Male 37,826
Mildly amusing, but it`s from 1995?

Anyhow, that`s just the "decoy diary" all cats keep, the real one is written in "kitty kode" eh?
0
Reply
Female 476
Link: The Diary [Pic] [Rate Link] - First your favorite chair, then world domination.
0
Reply