Scarlett Johansson: Esquire`s Sexiest Woman [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Entertainment

















The first woman to ever win this distinction twice. So what is your vote I-A-B? Is she the "Sexiest Woman Alive"?
There are 52 comments:
Male 1,237
f*ck it, sure
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Female 3,696
Redlantern

I lol`d XD <3
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Male 1,373
they ain`t lyin
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Male 22
She`d get the best 10 seconds of her life
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Male 2,306
@Chicago: It`s the `drugged out` look that all models have adopted. Scientifically speaking women who look intoxicated are more attractive to men.
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Male 2,306
Stormith, I am sure you`re more beautiful than her with your down turned nose and all like a hook.
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Male 6,060
@collegebound,
Halle Berry forever!
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Female 543
Why is her mouth always open? She looks like she can only breathe out of her mouth. I`m not a fan of Scarlett`s looks, her nose is kinda weird. I feel like the tip of her nose is too upturned
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Male 3,745
Halle Berry. drat all ya`ll.
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Male 2,419
Kate Beckinsale. Hands down.
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Male 48
They should do an edition for women without plastic surgery
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Male 40,277
@El_Chinche: Anime girls count! :-) They`re just as `real` as Ms.Johanssen! And you`re just as likely to meet either... (ie: not!)
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Male 950
boobs
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Male 2,099
Def pretty, but not prettiest. Does she ever smile? Why do so many of these type of pics have that kind of slightly open mouth look that makes them look a little vapid?
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Male 1,104
silly competitive thinking, why does there have to be `one sexiest/prettiest/best/..."?

there are many kinds of cake, and i like them all. (and i would probably puke it i had to eat death by chocolate every day, as much as i like it ... )
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Male 2,619
Nice looking yeah, not the sexiest on the planet.

We must remember though, that Esquire readers generally wife swap, do recreational drugs, paint their houses 4 times a year, go on trekking holidays, donate to Scientology, sympathise with paedophiles or wish they lived in Sweden.
Or all of the above.
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Male 4,593
I`d say she`s right up toward the top in my list, but I`ve also seen much more sexy pictures of her than what is shown here. Esquire didn`t do her much justice.

As for the airbrushing; of course it`s airbrushed, every picture spread like this is touched-up before going to print... uh DUR!
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Male 2,332
Still don`t see it.
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Male 2,528
That`s a whole lot of airbrushing.
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Male 7,774
While she does have all the required elements for a leisure centre, there`s no personality coming through.
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Male 1,949
Very good looking, not the sexiest.
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Male 1,983
sexy, yeah..... sexiest, subjective.
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Male 2,861
Of course in this case `sexiest` also has to mean `really well known.`

Mind you I wouldn`t mind knowing her.
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Male 225
i would agree if she didnt have the same expression in ALL photos.
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Female 2,691
She is beautiful, and it is nice to see a girl who does not look like she is dying of cancer, with rubber balls of goo on her chest.
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Male 1,243
It` all subjective.
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Male 15,832
She`s pretty, but in these pics she looks like a drunken retarded mouth breather.
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Male 2,549
Yeah...no...I don`t get the attempt to quantify sexual attractiveness in this fashion. I mean, I`m seeing a dull-eyed woman whose been made to pose like a doll. That couldn`t ever evoke the same quality of libidinal response as a vital, living individual whose attractiveness effects me in more than just a two-dimensional fashion.
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Male 5,141
Nope.
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Male 72
@Swaywithme
Yep that`s what we Slavic types do. Then we all hang out together and have a nice laugh about it. It`s good fun, I`d invite you to the next one but we have a strict "No Canadians" rule so...
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Male 546
@5Cats
Cats and whacking it to anime don`t count.
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Female 3,696
It works, I always think they hate me until they`ll randomly say Oh you`re my favorite! ...Really?!
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Male 72
@Swaywithme
We do that deliberately to mess with all you "Westerners".
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Male 40,277
She`s "ok" I`ve done better...

And those F-UGLY SHOES! Jumping Jesus! Wear some sneakers girl!

And I have "done better" oh hells yes! :-)
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Male 15,165
Not the sexiest woman alive, but she`ll do for an evening`s entertainment
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Female 695
don`t like her nose, eyes or how she always looks like a mouth breather.
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Female 3,696
@Tovarishch

Yup :D Haha there`s a solid community of them that shop at my store- some of the nicest people you`ll meet but y`all`s faces don`t move much. It`s very subtly intimidating.
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Male 2,436
Nope
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Male 2,593
She is all that. Not one of those rail thin model types. Just a classic beauty.
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Female 1,743
Sexy, yes. Though in some movie shots it looks like her eyes go the opposite direction and she looks kinda derpy.
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Male 2,675
Yeah, she seems to be the modern gold standard for hot women, but I agree, Gerry - while she`s definitely hot, there are many many hotter imho.
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Male 39,525

She`s pretty, but she`s not all that.
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Male 1,084
meh
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Male 72
@Swaywithme
You trying to say something about Russians?
@Jake Justus
Get out of here with your asian fetish!
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Male 3,058
I find the "Lost In Translation" Johansson sexier than the current incarnation.
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Female 1,516
@Tovarishch I wouldn`t be surprised. Pretty much every picture I have seen of her looks like a random body with the same face photoshopped on.
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Female 3,696
Buhhh I could accept her face in Avengers because she was Russian, but it literally doesn`t ever change, but alas a pretty girl nonetheless.
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Male 7,031

Sexy? Absolutely. The "sexiest"? Not as long as there are women like Wakana Matsumoto walking around ...

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Male 72
@LadyMorgue
You had to say "always" didn`t you? Now I can`t help but picture that as her O-face.
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Female 1,516
She always makes the same face.
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Male 72
Sure, I`ll agree.
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Female 8,043
Link: Scarlett Johansson: Esquire`s Sexiest Woman [Pic] [Rate Link] - The first woman to ever win this distinction twice. So what is your vote I-A-B? Is she the `Sexiest Woman Alive`?
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