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Date: 10/15/13 05:10 PM

53 Responses to Scarlett Johansson: Esquire`s Sexiest Woman [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8033 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 3:14 pm
    Link: Scarlett Johansson: Esquire`s Sexiest Woman - The first woman to ever win this distinction twice. So what is your vote I-A-B? Is she the `Sexiest Woman Alive`?
  2. Profile photo of Tovarishch
    Tovarishch Male 18-29
    72 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 5:21 pm
    Sure, I`ll agree.
  3. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 5:29 pm
    She always makes the same face.
  4. Profile photo of Tovarishch
    Tovarishch Male 18-29
    72 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 5:51 pm
    @LadyMorgue
    You had to say "always" didn`t you? Now I can`t help but picture that as her O-face.
  5. Profile photo of Jake_Justus
    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 5:59 pm

    Sexy? Absolutely. The "sexiest"? Not as long as there are women like Wakana Matsumoto walking around ...

  6. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 6:05 pm
    Buhhh I could accept her face in Avengers because she was Russian, but it literally doesn`t ever change, but alas a pretty girl nonetheless.
  7. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 6:09 pm
    @Tovarishch I wouldn`t be surprised. Pretty much every picture I have seen of her looks like a random body with the same face photoshopped on.
  8. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 6:26 pm
    I find the "Lost In Translation" Johansson sexier than the current incarnation.
  9. Profile photo of Tovarishch
    Tovarishch Male 18-29
    72 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 6:27 pm
    @Swaywithme
    You trying to say something about Russians?
    @Jake Justus
    Get out of here with your asian fetish!
  10. Profile photo of uatme
    uatme Male 18-29
    1068 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 6:47 pm
    meh
  11. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36196 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 6:57 pm

    She`s pretty, but she`s not all that.
  12. Profile photo of Runemang
    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 7:12 pm
    Yeah, she seems to be the modern gold standard for hot women, but I agree, Gerry - while she`s definitely hot, there are many many hotter imho.
  13. Profile photo of nubblins
    nubblins Female 18-29
    1743 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 7:22 pm
    Sexy, yes. Though in some movie shots it looks like her eyes go the opposite direction and she looks kinda derpy.
  14. Profile photo of techgeek07
    techgeek07 Male 30-39
    2594 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 7:32 pm
    She is all that. Not one of those rail thin model types. Just a classic beauty.
  15. Profile photo of mykunter
    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 7:57 pm
    Nope
  16. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 7:58 pm
    @Tovarishch

    Yup :D Haha there`s a solid community of them that shop at my store- some of the nicest people you`ll meet but y`all`s faces don`t move much. It`s very subtly intimidating.
  17. Profile photo of mcssls
    mcssls Female 70 & Over
    695 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 8:24 pm
    don`t like her nose, eyes or how she always looks like a mouth breather.
  18. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 8:27 pm
    Not the sexiest woman alive, but she`ll do for an evening`s entertainment
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 8:51 pm
    She`s "ok" I`ve done better...

    And those F-UGLY SHOES! Jumping Jesus! Wear some sneakers girl!

    And I have "done better" oh hells yes! :-)
  20. Profile photo of Tovarishch
    Tovarishch Male 18-29
    72 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 8:55 pm
    @Swaywithme
    We do that deliberately to mess with all you "Westerners".
  21. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 9:25 pm
    It works, I always think they hate me until they`ll randomly say Oh you`re my favorite! ...Really?!
  22. Profile photo of El_Chinche
    El_Chinche Male 18-29
    546 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 9:30 pm
    @5Cats
    Cats and whacking it to anime don`t count.
  23. Profile photo of Tovarishch
    Tovarishch Male 18-29
    72 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 10:31 pm
    @Swaywithme
    Yep that`s what we Slavic types do. Then we all hang out together and have a nice laugh about it. It`s good fun, I`d invite you to the next one but we have a strict "No Canadians" rule so...
  24. Profile photo of piperfawn
    piperfawn Male 30-39
    4888 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 10:34 pm
    Nope.
  25. Profile photo of onoffonoffon
    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2310 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 11:03 pm
    You know I remember when she was not so attractive. ie. Ghost World. She was maybe pretty, kind of awkward and definitely idk. Now she is grown up and seems capable of pushing any button she see`s fit.
  26. Profile photo of Geogypsy
    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 11:56 pm
    Yeah...no...I don`t get the attempt to quantify sexual attractiveness in this fashion. I mean, I`m seeing a dull-eyed woman whose been made to pose like a doll. That couldn`t ever evoke the same quality of libidinal response as a vital, living individual whose attractiveness effects me in more than just a two-dimensional fashion.
  27. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 11:56 pm
    She`s pretty, but in these pics she looks like a drunken retarded mouth breather.
  28. Profile photo of spanerbulb
    spanerbulb Male 30-39
    1244 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 11:56 pm
    It` all subjective.
  29. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 12:55 am
    She is beautiful, and it is nice to see a girl who does not look like she is dying of cancer, with rubber balls of goo on her chest.
  30. Profile photo of bluevayero
    bluevayero Male 18-29
    226 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 2:16 am
    i would agree if she didnt have the same expression in ALL photos.
  31. Profile photo of Vimto
    Vimto Male 40-49
    2852 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 2:38 am
    Of course in this case `sexiest` also has to mean `really well known.`

    Mind you I wouldn`t mind knowing her.
  32. Profile photo of Sleepyhallow
    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 3:45 am
    sexy, yeah..... sexiest, subjective.
  33. Profile photo of fancythat
    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 3:47 am
    Very good looking, not the sexiest.
  34. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 4:00 am
    While she does have all the required elements for a leisure centre, there`s no personality coming through.
  35. Profile photo of RobSwindol
    RobSwindol Male 30-39
    2508 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 4:32 am
    That`s a whole lot of airbrushing.
  36. Profile photo of Reignblazer
    Reignblazer Male 18-29
    2334 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 5:04 am
    Still don`t see it.
  37. Profile photo of pmarren
    pmarren Male 40-49
    4575 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 5:25 am
    I`d say she`s right up toward the top in my list, but I`ve also seen much more sexy pictures of her than what is shown here. Esquire didn`t do her much justice.

    As for the airbrushing; of course it`s airbrushed, every picture spread like this is touched-up before going to print... uh DUR!
  38. Profile photo of IRockYeah
    IRockYeah Male 40-49
    2619 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 5:37 am
    Nice looking yeah, not the sexiest on the planet.

    We must remember though, that Esquire readers generally wife swap, do recreational drugs, paint their houses 4 times a year, go on trekking holidays, donate to Scientology, sympathise with paedophiles or wish they lived in Sweden.
    Or all of the above.
  39. Profile photo of LemonCurry
    LemonCurry Male 40-49
    1106 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 7:09 am
    silly competitive thinking, why does there have to be `one sexiest/prettiest/best/..."?

    there are many kinds of cake, and i like them all. (and i would probably puke it i had to eat death by chocolate every day, as much as i like it ... )
  40. Profile photo of chicagojay
    chicagojay Male 40-49
    2018 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 7:17 am
    Def pretty, but not prettiest. Does she ever smile? Why do so many of these type of pics have that kind of slightly open mouth look that makes them look a little vapid?
  41. Profile photo of AntPharm
    AntPharm Male 18-29
    950 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 7:28 am
    boobs
  42. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31771 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 7:31 am
    @El_Chinche: Anime girls count! :-) They`re just as `real` as Ms.Johanssen! And you`re just as likely to meet either... (ie: not!)
  43. Profile photo of blobman2000
    blobman2000 Male 30-39
    48 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 7:38 am
    They should do an edition for women without plastic surgery
  44. Profile photo of MrOrange
    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 8:37 am
    Kate Beckinsale. Hands down.
  45. Profile photo of collegebound
    collegebound Male 18-29
    3745 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 9:25 am
    Halle Berry. drat all ya`ll.
  46. Profile photo of Stormith
    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 9:46 am
    Why is her mouth always open? She looks like she can only breathe out of her mouth. I`m not a fan of Scarlett`s looks, her nose is kinda weird. I feel like the tip of her nose is too upturned
  47. Profile photo of broizfam
    broizfam Male 60-69
    4756 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 11:20 am
    @collegebound,
    Halle Berry forever!
  48. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 12:26 pm
    Stormith, I am sure you`re more beautiful than her with your down turned nose and all like a hook.
  49. Profile photo of SPrinkZ
    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2275 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 12:27 pm
    @Chicago: It`s the `drugged out` look that all models have adopted. Scientifically speaking women who look intoxicated are more attractive to men.
  50. Profile photo of Redlantern
    Redlantern Male 18-29
    22 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 1:07 pm
    She`d get the best 10 seconds of her life
  51. Profile photo of spanz
    spanz Male 50-59
    830 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 4:57 pm
    they ain`t lyin
  52. Profile photo of Swaywithme
    Swaywithme Female 18-29
    3696 posts
    October 16, 2013 at 8:26 pm
    Redlantern

    I lol`d XD <3
  53. Profile photo of Jowsh
    Jowsh Male 18-29
    1237 posts
    October 17, 2013 at 4:20 pm
    f*ck it, sure

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