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Date: 10/12/13 10:19 AM

22 Responses to Paris Hilton Has A New Video

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    Cy Male 18-29
    870 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 10:21 am
    Link: Paris Hilton Has A New Video - Not getting enough attention as a rich slut, Paris puts out a new single so we can point and laugh at her lack of talent
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 10:33 am

    It`s highly unlikely this "song" (for lack of a better word) was written by a human being. There`s a good chance it was churned out by a toaster that had been modified with a random musical-note generating program.
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    alpensepp Male 70 & Over
    1364 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 10:40 am
    a bit tipsy? more like totally wasted and high on coke
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2398 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 10:42 am
    oh,, i expected a differnt kind of video?

    anyone else?
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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
    2313 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 10:46 am
    Made it about half a minute, then i-was-, well, you know...
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11742 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 10:53 am
    She should have had Courtney Stodden and Jenna Marbles dancing in it. That would have been the perfect trinity of stupid/no talent.
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3907 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 11:08 am
    Sounds like she stole the "lyrics" from Rebecca Black, hahaha!
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    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3039 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 11:20 am
    We are doomed as a species.
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    TheZigRat Male 50-59
    2210 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 11:22 am
    I thought she was rather good in Repo, Genetic Opera. Where she plays a semi talented rich spoiled brat. A real stretch for her acting and singing ability.
    @ Jake- An AI Toaster`s Suiside last gasp maybe? "They Didn`t like my toast"
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 11:24 am
    Does anyone find her in the least bit attractive?
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    ktroyani Male 30-39
    62 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 1:54 pm
    It`s more sad than funny now. :-\
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36186 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 4:52 pm

    You have to give her credit, that girl knows how to lay on her back.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    October 12, 2013 at 6:05 pm
    wow, a new theme song for sluts! but seriously....I thought she`d crawled under a rock and died or something.
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    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    October 13, 2013 at 1:59 am
    @twinklestein - I think she is very pretty and she has a damn fine body. I just can`t stand her personality enough (and my huge fear of herpes) to ever really touch her.
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    Geogypsy Female 18-29
    2546 posts
    October 13, 2013 at 7:01 am
    Those lyrics were substantially thought provoking...I had to stop the video one minute in to -- um -- meditate upon their meaning. -_-
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    tommy2X4 Male 50-59
    3441 posts
    October 13, 2013 at 7:41 am
    A new pop sensation!
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    October 13, 2013 at 9:23 am
    Perhaps a duet with Miley?
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    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    October 13, 2013 at 10:57 am
    This song is like 1000% cliche, it makes me want to gouge my eyes out. It`s hard to imagine a song where Lil Wayne is the saving grace, and yet here it is...
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    Wayoldman Male 50-59
    72 posts
    October 13, 2013 at 2:19 pm
    the ultimate video of a rich spoiled bitch who`s money can by anything and anyone. She can sing and is beautiful, but her money is all she will ever be worth. Let`s how popular she is when she`s 40+
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14273 posts
    October 14, 2013 at 6:29 am
    It`s hard to imagine a song where Lil Wayne is the saving grace

    And how did he save it again?? I regard them both equally somewhere below sewage.
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    ledzeppeloyd Male 18-29
    2385 posts
    October 14, 2013 at 10:52 pm
    no
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    bordo Male 50-59
    907 posts
    October 15, 2013 at 6:48 pm
    Get to second base with her, it would feel like her skin in unusually thick where her breasts should be.

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