Paris Hilton Has A New Video

Submitted by: Cy 3 years ago in Entertainment

Not getting enough attention as a rich slut, Paris puts out a new single so we can point and laugh at her lack of talent
There are 22 comments:
Male 907
Get to second base with her, it would feel like her skin in unusually thick where her breasts should be.
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Male 2,384
no
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Male 14,334
[quote]It`s hard to imagine a song where Lil Wayne is the saving grace[/quote]

And how did he save it again?? I regard them both equally somewhere below sewage.
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Male 76
the ultimate video of a rich spoiled bitch who`s money can by anything and anyone. She can sing and is beautiful, but her money is all she will ever be worth. Let`s how popular she is when she`s 40+
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Female 543
This song is like 1000% cliche, it makes me want to gouge my eyes out. It`s hard to imagine a song where Lil Wayne is the saving grace, and yet here it is...
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Male 5,874
Perhaps a duet with Miley?
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Male 3,475
A new pop sensation!
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Male 2,549
Those lyrics were substantially thought provoking...I had to stop the video one minute in to -- um -- meditate upon their meaning. -_-
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Male 450
@twinklestein - I think she is very pretty and she has a damn fine body. I just can`t stand her personality enough (and my huge fear of herpes) to ever really touch her.
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Female 4,359
wow, a new theme song for sluts! but seriously....I thought she`d crawled under a rock and died or something.
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Male 38,499

You have to give her credit, that girl knows how to lay on her back.
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Male 62
It`s more sad than funny now. :-\
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Male 510
Does anyone find her in the least bit attractive?
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Male 5,179
I thought she was rather good in Repo, Genetic Opera. Where she plays a semi talented rich spoiled brat. A real stretch for her acting and singing ability.
@ Jake- An AI Toaster`s Suiside last gasp maybe? "They Didn`t like my toast"
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Male 3,059
We are doomed as a species.
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Male 3,909
Sounds like she stole the "lyrics" from Rebecca Black, hahaha!
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Male 11,740
She should have had Courtney Stodden and Jenna Marbles dancing in it. That would have been the perfect trinity of stupid/no talent.
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Male 2,766
Made it about half a minute, then i-was-, well, you know...
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Male 2,419
oh,, i expected a differnt kind of video?

anyone else?
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Male 1,364
a bit tipsy? more like totally wasted and high on coke
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Male 7,031

It`s highly unlikely this "song" (for lack of a better word) was written by a human being. There`s a good chance it was churned out by a toaster that had been modified with a random musical-note generating program.
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Male 870
Link: Paris Hilton Has A New Video [Rate Link] - Not getting enough attention as a rich slut, Paris puts out a new single so we can point and laugh at her lack of talent
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