Military Crackdown On Fapping [Pic]

Submitted by: Draculya 3 years ago in Funny

At Camp Masturbation Station
There are 16 comments:
Male 1,292
pretty sure porta-potties see other bodily fluids than jizz... pretty sure.
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Male 3,285
So marines call them porta-potties?

And they think they are tough?
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Male 7,069
This has to be fake. Although it is the United States we are talking about here. Surprised there isn`t a warning about going blind too.
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Male 5,617
A) I call fake. No one on base cares about your toilet jerkery except if you take too long. The commandant is waiting to get in there so he can "read the articles."

B) Now, my head is all full of military women. BRB, hitting the head...
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Male 1,059
Our tax dollars at work!
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Female 254
@SavageChef

some girls do... it is clear
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Female 2,691
oh, and if this is from Camp Pendleton, it`s the Squids. Navy.
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Female 2,691
em, females don`t ejaculate. no germy spray there.
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Male 38,431
@WhoDat: The Blue Falcons should put an end to this problem, eh? Not that DADT is no longer in effect...

Friggin In The Rigging With Lyrics! NSFW!!! Seriously, don`t look!
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Male 38,787

Victorian England could not banish masturbation {and they had some creative ways} so I don`t think the military has any hope of reducing troops bashing the bishop.

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Male 14,869
"Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me, and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-labourers` hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally, as much as to say, - Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill humour or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness." - Herman Melville, Moby-Dick; or, The Whale
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Male 3,147
I like the consequences...it`s usually some sort of disciplinary action I`m thinking of when I masturbate.

We had a guy at basic training who as his extra duties at night was tasked with cleaning the drill staff office. Whenever he got a shouting at for something he`d just smile back at them.. we found out why off him after we`d graduated....he`d spent every night wanking into their kettle.
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Male 3,909
Yeah, well there`s nothing else to do when you`re inside the wire and have down-time. Jacking it is (was) a good way to kill time and the sh*tters are the only place you can get any privacy. Some fobbits probably complained about it a lot in order for them to post a sign like this, hahaha! I`m convinced that the Marine Corps does sh*t like this just to keep us pissed off all the time.
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Female 6,381
No Semper Fideling with yourselves, Marines!
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Male 12
Wow.... I guess it came to be that big of a problem huh..... Lol )-|
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Male 14,869
Link: Military Crackdown On Fapping [Pic] [Rate Link] - At Camp Masturbation Station
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