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Date: 10/20/13 05:34 PM

16 Responses to Military Crackdown On Fapping [Pic]

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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    October 19, 2013 at 6:33 pm
    Link: Military Crackdown On Fapping - At Camp Masturbation Station
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    Niknakattack Male 13-17
    12 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 6:18 pm
    Wow.... I guess it came to be that big of a problem huh..... Lol )-|
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    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 6:43 pm
    No Semper Fideling with yourselves, Marines!
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    whodat6484 Male 30-39
    3909 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 7:14 pm
    Yeah, well there`s nothing else to do when you`re inside the wire and have down-time. Jacking it is (was) a good way to kill time and the sh*tters are the only place you can get any privacy. Some fobbits probably complained about it a lot in order for them to post a sign like this, hahaha! I`m convinced that the Marine Corps does sh*t like this just to keep us pissed off all the time.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 7:55 pm
    I like the`s usually some sort of disciplinary action I`m thinking of when I masturbate.

    We had a guy at basic training who as his extra duties at night was tasked with cleaning the drill staff office. Whenever he got a shouting at for something he`d just smile back at them.. we found out why off him after we`d graduated....he`d spent every night wanking into their kettle.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14654 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 8:27 pm
    "Squeeze! Squeeze! Squeeze! all the morning long; I squeezed that sperm till I myself almost melted into it; I squeezed that sperm till a strange sort of insanity came over me, and I found myself unwittingly squeezing my co-labourers` hands in it, mistaking their hands for the gentle globules. Such an abounding, affectionate, friendly, loving feeling did this avocation beget; that at last I was continually squeezing their hands, and looking up into their eyes sentimentally, as much as to say, - Oh! my dear fellow beings, why should we longer cherish any social acerbities, or know the slightest ill humour or envy! Come; let us squeeze hands all round; nay, let us all squeeze ourselves into each other; let us squeeze ourselves universally into the very milk and sperm of kindness." - Herman Melville, Moby-Dick; or, The Whale
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36860 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 8:55 pm

    Victorian England could not banish masturbation {and they had some creative ways} so I don`t think the military has any hope of reducing troops bashing the bishop.

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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33134 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 10:26 pm
    @WhoDat: The Blue Falcons should put an end to this problem, eh? Not that DADT is no longer in effect...

    Friggin In The Rigging With Lyrics! NSFW!!! Seriously, don`t look!
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 11:27 pm
    em, females don`t ejaculate. no germy spray there.
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    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    October 21, 2013 at 1:18 am
    oh, and if this is from Camp Pendleton, it`s the Squids. Navy.
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    aliyahg1979 Female 30-39
    254 posts
    October 21, 2013 at 5:23 am

    some girls do... it is clear
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    October 21, 2013 at 7:23 am
    Our tax dollars at work!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    October 21, 2013 at 8:11 am
    A) I call fake. No one on base cares about your toilet jerkery except if you take too long. The commandant is waiting to get in there so he can "read the articles."

    B) Now, my head is all full of military women. BRB, hitting the head...
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    normalfreak2 Male 18-29
    4084 posts
    October 21, 2013 at 8:18 am
    This has to be fake. Although it is the United States we are talking about here. Surprised there isn`t a warning about going blind too.
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    tedgp Male 30-39
    3287 posts
    October 21, 2013 at 12:00 pm
    So marines call them porta-potties?

    And they think they are tough?
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    jbwhite Male 18-29
    1292 posts
    October 22, 2013 at 2:35 pm
    pretty sure porta-potties see other bodily fluids than jizz... pretty sure.

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