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Date: 10/19/13 06:01 PM

16 Responses to How To Get Out Of Jury Duty… [Pic]

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    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    October 19, 2013 at 4:02 pm
    Link: How To Get Out Of Jury Duty... - ... With style and panache.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    October 19, 2013 at 6:06 pm

    "Dear Justice League of Jackson County." That alone made it.
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    psychoti Male 18-29
    198 posts
    October 19, 2013 at 7:08 pm
    It`s funny in a way, and just disgusting in another.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 19, 2013 at 7:27 pm

    Alternate caption: How To Get Charged With Contempt.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    October 19, 2013 at 8:59 pm
    All I`ve ever had to do is tell them that I was wrongly convicted for causing a wreck because a police officer committed perjury on the stand. Of course, that`s not nearly as awesome as this, but it happens to be entirely true.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    October 20, 2013 at 12:48 am
    "Alternate caption: How To Get Charged With Contempt."

    What you do is fill it with righteous religious fervour. It`s plain that you`re trying to prove yourself unworthy of making important decisions, but your right to do so for religious reasons is constitutionally protected.
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    mesovortex Male 30-39
    458 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 1:41 am
    I hear if you tell them that you can`t convict someone on eyewitness testimony alone they`ll let you off.

    If that`s true, then it`s a shame that anyone CAN be convicted on eyewitness testimony alone.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36850 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 7:22 am

    Just show up wearing an "I <3 George Zimmerman" t-shirt.
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    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3881 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 8:27 am
    years ago, a young woman was summoned for jury duty at the federal court house in little rock. she showed up in her Starfleet uniform and was promptly excused.
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
    1586 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 8:46 am
    I like jury duty. I thought it was kinda fun. I was summoned for the grand jury once. Nothing like a sheriff showing up at the front door to serve the summons. That puckered my butthole a bit.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    October 20, 2013 at 9:12 am

    @ Slut Etta - I remember her. She refused to wear anything else and was dropped. I love me some Trek but it`s just a show!

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    CaptKangaroo Male 50-59
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    October 20, 2013 at 9:39 am
    Speaking strictly for America- Hell, for any nation of freedom(More or less), citizenship carries responsibilities.
    Devising unique ways to avoid them and patting yourself on the back for your cleverness illustrates a mind set of a `taker`- and is just plain sad.
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    liabach Male 40-49
    3242 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 10:23 am
    brilliant, now thats how to get out of it.
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    ForSquirel Male 30-39
    2193 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 3:16 pm
    Somehow I always seem to avoid jury duty.. Probably has something to do with always being called testify on behalf of the state.
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    BetterBob Male 18-29
    168 posts
    October 20, 2013 at 4:52 pm
    I`ve never been chosen for jury duty. Seems like it would be interesting.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
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    October 21, 2013 at 4:39 pm
    CaptK: "..citizenship carries responsibilities.
    Devising unique ways to avoid them and patting yourself on the back for your cleverness illustrates a mind set of a `taker`- and is just plain sad."

    Agreed, Americans shirking their responsibilities has led us into one hell of a mess. If you duck out of jury duty you are doing a disservice to your fellow citizens.

    And if you ever are in need of a decent jury and all you get are a bunch of idiots, and you ducked out of jury service before, then you deserve the jury you get. And the rest of us that have done their civic duty, on jury duty, should get better jurors. It`s only fair.

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