How To Get Out Of Jury Duty... [Pic]

Submitted by: 1234 3 years ago Weird

... With style and panache.
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Male 17,512
CaptK: "..citizenship carries responsibilities.
Devising unique ways to avoid them and patting yourself on the back for your cleverness illustrates a mind set of a `taker`- and is just plain sad."

Agreed, Americans shirking their responsibilities has led us into one hell of a mess. If you duck out of jury duty you are doing a disservice to your fellow citizens.

And if you ever are in need of a decent jury and all you get are a bunch of idiots, and you ducked out of jury service before, then you deserve the jury you get. And the rest of us that have done their civic duty, on jury duty, should get better jurors. It`s only fair.
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Male 168
I`ve never been chosen for jury duty. Seems like it would be interesting.
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Male 2,390
Somehow I always seem to avoid jury duty.. Probably has something to do with always being called testify on behalf of the state.
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Male 3,231
brilliant, now thats how to get out of it.
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Male 2,631
Speaking strictly for America- Hell, for any nation of freedom(More or less), citizenship carries responsibilities.
Devising unique ways to avoid them and patting yourself on the back for your cleverness illustrates a mind set of a `taker`- and is just plain sad.
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Male 37,888

@ Slut Etta - I remember her. She refused to wear anything else and was dropped. I love me some Trek but it`s just a show!

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Male 1,586
I like jury duty. I thought it was kinda fun. I was summoned for the grand jury once. Nothing like a sheriff showing up at the front door to serve the summons. That puckered my butthole a bit.
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Female 4,086
years ago, a young woman was summoned for jury duty at the federal court house in little rock. she showed up in her Starfleet uniform and was promptly excused.
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Male 37,888

Just show up wearing an "I <3 George Zimmerman" t-shirt.
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Male 458
I hear if you tell them that you can`t convict someone on eyewitness testimony alone they`ll let you off.

If that`s true, then it`s a shame that anyone CAN be convicted on eyewitness testimony alone.
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Male 14,774
"Alternate caption: How To Get Charged With Contempt."

What you do is fill it with righteous religious fervour. It`s plain that you`re trying to prove yourself unworthy of making important decisions, but your right to do so for religious reasons is constitutionally protected.
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Male 15,832
All I`ve ever had to do is tell them that I was wrongly convicted for causing a wreck because a police officer committed perjury on the stand. Of course, that`s not nearly as awesome as this, but it happens to be entirely true.
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Male 37,888

Alternate caption: How To Get Charged With Contempt.
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Male 198
It`s funny in a way, and just disgusting in another.
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Male 7,031

"Dear Justice League of Jackson County." That alone made it.
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Male 809
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