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Date: 10/30/13 10:18 AM

29 Responses to `Hire` This Girl [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 10:20 am
    Link: `Hire` This Girl - She had my `vote` at `vegetable people`. That and the fact she `passed`.
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 10:27 am

    Operating a giant talking mouse and an expertise in animal husbandry? Pass her resume along to Disney.
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    greenbasterd Male 18-29
    2377 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 10:28 am
    not sure why this is "posted" but i`m sure "somebody" will find it "funny"
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    faaaaq Male 18-29
    693 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 10:51 am
    Took her 5 years to graduate highschool...
  5. Profile photo of LandoGriffin
    LandoGriffin Male 30-39
    3844 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 10:56 am
    She is Detail-Oriental...that probably means she is pretty smart despite struggling with the English language, right? Because she is Oriental?

    Still, cleaning up vomit and urine is probably right up her alley.
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    BoredFrank Male 40-49
    2346 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 11:14 am
    Listen, anybody who can work with the elderly and the handicapped gets a pass on sarcasm from me.

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 11:58 am

    555! "MySPace"!!!
    555555555
  8. Profile photo of ieatbunnies
    ieatbunnies Male 30-39
    880 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 12:08 pm
    She should at least get a face to face interview, just to meet the women alone and ask her about her Ferret Husbandry.
  9. Profile photo of Doiknowyou
    Doiknowyou Male 30-39
    988 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 12:11 pm
    Should I call you Ms. Skaggs or do you prefer Cinnamon?
  10. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 12:16 pm
    Cinnamon Skaggs
  11. Profile photo of MrPeabody
    MrPeabody Male 30-39
    1920 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 12:24 pm
    How does she ever expect to get a job if she can`t take the blood pressure of dead animals?
  12. Profile photo of Ilikelogic
    Ilikelogic Male 40-49
    550 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 12:26 pm
    Definitely worth to ask her for an interview.
    She may not be the most literate, politically correct person, but she has and is willing to work with old people.
    So, yes for an interview.
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    Oystah Female 40-49
    4032 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 12:34 pm
    She had me at never calls in sick. Deal sealed.
  14. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36695 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 12:41 pm

    Unfortunately, she was applying for a VISA.
  15. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
    7565 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 12:49 pm
    Bless- thick as a plank but chirpy. The sort of person you want to strangle on a daily, nay hourly, basis.
  16. Profile photo of LadyMorgue
    LadyMorgue Female 30-39
    1516 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 1:07 pm
    My interests also include vegetable people and retards.
  17. Profile photo of Squrlz4Sale
    Squrlz4Sale Male 40-49
    6230 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 1:52 pm
    "Cinnamon Skaggs." If medical assistant doesn`t pan out, she could become a breakfast cereal.
  18. Profile photo of SavageChef
    SavageChef Female 50-59
    2692 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 3:12 pm
    She sound like a nice gal. Higher her.
  19. Profile photo of Stormith
    Stormith Female 18-29
    543 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 3:52 pm
    This lady needs someone to teach her the appropriate use of quotation marks. And what does Cinnamon Skaggs mean? Is that like...her name? I googled it and it didn`t tell me anything. Also gotta love how the headers are totally off for the bottom sections
  20. Profile photo of slut_etta
    slut_etta Female 50-59
    3849 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 5:59 pm
    ferret husbandry???
  21. Profile photo of osirisascend
    osirisascend Male 40-49
    3045 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 6:33 pm
    The fact that some of you think this is real is what`s really funny.
  22. Profile photo of drawman61
    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7741 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 6:40 pm
    I`m going to add this to my cv. No wonder I can`t find work.
  23. Profile photo of Draculya
    Draculya Male 40-49
    14628 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 8:35 pm
    You`re hired. You had me at "Detail Oriental"

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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 8:56 pm
    I gotta see this "ferret family" I keep hearing so much about!
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 9:34 pm
    She had me at "ferret husbandry". Rawr!
  26. Profile photo of OldOllie
    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 30, 2013 at 10:23 pm
    I used to write resumes for a living, but this beats anything I ever did.
  27. Profile photo of Daegog
    Daegog Male 30-39
    1360 posts
    October 31, 2013 at 12:31 am
    I wonder if that`s "real".
  28. Profile photo of Sleepyhallow
    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    November 1, 2013 at 12:12 am
    Running my own business, I have seen resumes of this caliber more often then one would expect.
  29. Profile photo of gammapane
    gammapane Male 18-29
    170 posts
    November 1, 2013 at 9:19 am
    fawkward

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