`Hire` This Girl [Pic]

Submitted by: kitteh9lives 3 years ago in Weird

She had my "vote" at "vegetable people". That and the fact she "passed".
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Male 170
fawkward
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Male 1,983
Running my own business, I have seen resumes of this caliber more often then one would expect.
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Male 3,421
I wonder if that`s "real".
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Male 15,832
I used to write resumes for a living, but this beats anything I ever did.
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Male 11,739
She had me at "ferret husbandry". Rawr!
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Male 1,059
I gotta see this "ferret family" I keep hearing so much about!
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Male 15,259
You`re hired. You had me at "Detail Oriental"

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Male 7,774
I`m going to add this to my cv. No wonder I can`t find work.
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Male 3,058
The fact that some of you think this is real is what`s really funny.
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Female 4,084
ferret husbandry???
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Female 543
This lady needs someone to teach her the appropriate use of quotation marks. And what does Cinnamon Skaggs mean? Is that like...her name? I googled it and it didn`t tell me anything. Also gotta love how the headers are totally off for the bottom sections
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Female 2,691
She sound like a nice gal. Higher her.
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Male 6,227
"Cinnamon Skaggs." If medical assistant doesn`t pan out, she could become a breakfast cereal.
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Female 1,516
My interests also include vegetable people and retards.
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Female 8,045
Bless- thick as a plank but chirpy. The sort of person you want to strangle on a daily, nay hourly, basis.
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Male 39,882

Unfortunately, she was applying for a VISA.
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Female 4,039
She had me at never calls in sick. Deal sealed.
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Male 550
Definitely worth to ask her for an interview.
She may not be the most literate, politically correct person, but she has and is willing to work with old people.
So, yes for an interview.
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Male 1,920
How does she ever expect to get a job if she can`t take the blood pressure of dead animals?
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Male 5,872
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Male 1,365
Should I call you Ms. Skaggs or do you prefer Cinnamon?
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Male 880
She should at least get a face to face interview, just to meet the women alone and ask her about her Ferret Husbandry.
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Male 39,882

555! "MySPace"!!!
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Male 2,669
Listen, anybody who can work with the elderly and the handicapped gets a pass on sarcasm from me.

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Male 3,842
She is Detail-Oriental...that probably means she is pretty smart despite struggling with the English language, right? Because she is Oriental?

Still, cleaning up vomit and urine is probably right up her alley.
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Male 694
Took her 5 years to graduate highschool...
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Male 2,376
not sure why this is "posted" but i`m sure "somebody" will find it "funny"
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Male 7,031

Operating a giant talking mouse and an expertise in animal husbandry? Pass her resume along to Disney.
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Female 8,043
Link: `Hire` This Girl [Pic] [Rate Link] - She had my `vote` at `vegetable people`. That and the fact she `passed`.
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