First Verified Bigfoot Video (With Infant!)

Submitted by: Squrlz4Sale 4 years ago in Science

Stunned primatologists are saying this video is the real deal. Seriously. Would I lie to you?
There are 25 comments:
Male 15,832
"We spotted Bigfoot, and strangely enough, he looks EXACTLY like a guy in a gorilla suit!"
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Female 2,691
Bigfoot my ass! That`s my neighbor, Big Judy Noonan. Okay, she does wear a size 14 shoe, but it`s not nice to call her out for something she can`t help.
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Male 3,477
Forty years since the last filming. Gosh, those things are rare.
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Male 88
ZIPPER!!
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Male 6,138
Just use a Davy Crocket type of Bazooka,
just make sure your out of its 3 mile Kill Zone.
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Male 6,138
Did Zimmermen try to shoot one yet?
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Male 6,227
~stares at Gerry, mouth agape~

Oh no you didn`t!

~flings acorn~
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Male 39,913

Commenting on the recent big foot / cub sighting President Obomba commented, "If I had a sasquatch it would look just like that"
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Male 6,227
@ Roland: Agreed. I actually did a bit of research online and the standard line of Bigfootologists regarding using dogs is: "It doesn`t work. Dogs get one smell of a sasquatch and they come running back whimpering with their tail between their legs."

Ahhhh. I see. =^.^=
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Male 2,147
"Gotta stay in practice, ya know"
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Male 2,147
"Ah say, now de militarah comin` home, we get some predators and nuke dat sumbitch"
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Male 340
RE: Why don`t they use tracking dogs?
Because dogs can`t track imaginary things. The bigfoot hunters would probably say something like "Bigfoot is so elusive even dogs cannot track him". Or after the dog chases a deer for 3 miles they would say he must have been after bigfoot but they JUST missed him...
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Male 94
im sure this will go over like pea`s and carrots but.... with all the guns in this country why do we not have a dead one yet? just saying if i was in the woods and armed... sometimes am, idk... lol we might have proof and id be filthy rich... ok back to lurking
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Male 6,227
@ TheZigRat: You raise an excellent point. Why DON`T the Bigfootologists ever use tracking dogs? That`s one of the best questions on the topic I`ve ever heard. Go, you!
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Male 6,138
If this thing really exists and smells as bad as some politions, Why has no one ever used tracking dogs to fimd them? They should be easy for an experienced Tracker / dog team.
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Male 6,138
Robot Monster`s a classic. Someone should post a clip.
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Male 1,931
I`m not going to be a dick and just immediately call bullpoo (though my BS meter is at 99.5%). I just want to see some more significant proof rather than a poorly shot video. Fur, half eaten food with saliva/teeth imprints, bones, corpses, etc. Or, most convincing of all, one in captivity. None of this has been submitted. I am all for the notion that there are forms of life on this planet we have no idea even exist. Take the Giant Squid for an example and its allusiveness, and the thing is gigantic. But I need proof prior to belief.
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Male 1,413
Ho jeez, is obamma gonna sign them up too for obamacare?
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Male 3,908
Hahaha, now I want to watch Robot Monster!
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Male 40,751
Oh yes, totally authentic! :rolleyes:
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Male 6,227
LOL @ Handimanner`s quip.
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Male 2,147
"OK, I just dropped the kid off at the sitter, had to run down to Walmart for diapers and some foot powder. Damn paparazzi, why can`t you just leave us alone?"
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Male 2,669
LOL Sasquatch needs a better tailor...
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Male 7,031

That`s just Robot Monster taking his son for a stroll as he looks for his space helmet.

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Male 6,227
Link: First Verified Bigfoot Video (With Infant!) [Rate Link] - Stunned primatologists are saying this video is the real deal. Seriously. Would I lie to you?
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