CPR Dummies... [Pic]

Submitted by: fancylad 4 years ago in Weird

...or children from hell?
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Female 543
@Nickel2
my thoughts exactly.

How are you even supposed to blow into their mouths? You just...stick your whole face in their mouth and start blowing right into their trachea? That`s gonna give some kids unrealistic expectations of choking people
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Male 3,231
holy god, does a crab like alien jump from its stomach and skitter across the room when pressure is applied to the chest
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Male 11,739
I can see an alien horror movie in there somewhere.
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Male 2,419
PoptartinSD
Urinals...

That was the first thing that went through my mind, and how awsome would it be to have one of those in your house? Esp if your name is R. Kelly
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Male 5,872

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Female 178
Urinals...
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Male 13,630
Hate to be the first person to need CPR once the First Aid guy passed on these, tear my fecking jaw off
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Male 15,832
"FEEEEED MEEEEE!!!"
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Male 7,031

@MelCervini

"Ginger soul storage units."

That`s a good one.

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Male 1,365
awww, they`re hungry
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Female 4,422
Ginger soul storage units
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Male 7,031

Children from Hell -- waiting to be mouth-fed by their Dark Lord. What does he feed them? Souls.
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Male 4,745
They`ve had the replaceable mouths removed. They do look a bit like horrible, nightmarish baby birds though...don`t they?
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Male 20,909
Link: CPR Dummies... [Pic] [Rate Link] - ...or children from hell?
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