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Date: 10/03/13 07:40 PM

32 Responses to Bouncer Slams Kids Caught Smoking In The Bathroom

  1. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 6:44 pm
    Link: Bouncer Slams Kids Caught Smoking In The Bathroom - When he says no smoking, he means NO SMOKING.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 7:10 pm
    WTF? Flat out assault.
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    paperduck Male 18-29
    1745 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 7:32 pm
    God I hate meatheads
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 8:02 pm
    I would have stabbed him.
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    fancythat Male 30-39
    1950 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 8:11 pm
    Just start laughing out of control, whip it out and start whizzing *everywhere*. He`ll probably give you a good 10` berth after that.
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    BBJellyFish Male 18-29
    550 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 8:56 pm
    Lmao! Well. . . they shouldn`t have been smoking.
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    jay Male 30-39
    1784 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 9:03 pm
    And that`s what I like to think distinguishes a "bouncer" from a professional "doorman".

    I certainly don`t agree with the way this bouncer reacted, but as a doorman I can understand his frustration. There are far too many people out there that are disrespectful towards eachother and the businesses they frequent. Nobody ever wants to own up to their mistakes.

    If it had been me, I would have kicked them out, only using force if they refused to leave. They would have gone home and wrote an email to the manager complaining about how unfair I was, because of course, I was the bad guy....
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    lukeforv123 Male 18-29
    1058 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 9:09 pm
    Nice, where can I hire this guy?
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 9:13 pm
    Ollie - he would have kicked your ass. You wouldn`t have stabbed him because you would have been on the floor.
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    handimanner Male 60-69
    2095 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 9:24 pm
    Now that`s a quality educational system.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 9:54 pm
    Ollie - he would have kicked your ass. You wouldn`t have stabbed him because you would have been on the floor.
    Any chicken$#!+ pussy can put someone on the floor with a sucker punch. Hell, that little turd Trayvon did it to a guy who was armed with a 9 mm. However, the guy on the floor regained consciousness, and he had at least a couple of opportunities to stab that prick. Even from the floor, I could had crippled him for life with a 2" blade.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 3, 2013 at 10:26 pm
    Giving them the discipline their parents haven`t.
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    Sleepyhallow Male 50-59
    1983 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 2:04 am
    Really? Some of you non-nice individuals think it is perfectly OK to commit a violent assault on someone just standing there, minding their own business, getting a little buzz on.

    You have twisted phucking minds and need to seek medical help from mental health professionals if you think the use of violence to solve a non-violent non-issue is even remotely appropriate.
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    jay Male 30-39
    1784 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 3:28 am
    @sleepyhallow:

    I agree this wasn`t a correct response, but I certainly wouldn`t call it a "non-issue". I was a smoker for nearly 20 years, and was still glad when smoking was banned indoors here. Being surrounded by smoke all the time was a bit much.

    Besides that, with smoking banned indoors means liability for this sort of behavior typically falling with the club itself. Those jerks smoking in the washroom were putting that bouncer`s, as well as the rest of the staff`s jobs on the line. As I said earlier, I`m not saying this bouncer reacted appropriately, but I can certainly understand why he would be pissed off.
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    Musuko42 Male 18-29
    2850 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 3:31 am
    @jaysingrimm

    "Those jerks smoking in the washroom were putting that bouncer`s, as well as the rest of the staff`s jobs on the line."

    And lives. It`s a fire risk.

    I thought I saw a statement somewhere from the owners of the establishment saying this man ISN`T a bouncer, and was just another patron.
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    patchgrabber Male 30-39
    5812 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 4:55 am
    Misleading title is misleading. Stones later said that this guy is not an employee of theirs and is not allowed back in their establishment. This was apparently a personal matter.

    Next time fact check a bit before you take the reddit title at face value.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 5:04 am
    "Those jerks smoking in the washroom were putting that bouncer`s, as well as the rest of the staff`s jobs on the line."

    If they catch anyone smoking indoors in a Illinois licensed business they`ll suspend their license and make them pay a rather large fine.

    You can`t even light up in a cigarette or tobacconist store. Veterans can`t even smoke in their own VFW halls. I find that to be a bit ridiculous and I`ve been a non-smoker all my life, but that`s how it is.
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    DromEd Male 40-49
    1925 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 5:08 am
    ..."hey you kids...you can`t get stoned in the bathroom....you`re supposed to be getting drunk at the bar!"
  19. Profile photo of kitteh9lives
    kitteh9lives Female 70 & Over
    8044 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 5:34 am
    patchgrabber found this on liveleak not reddit. Couldn`t embed liveleak`s version and found it on youtube. I went from the information posted on liveleak. I did not consider this to be `earth shattering` news that needed to be `fact checked`.
    The liveleak title said he was a back up bouncer (whatever that really means)

    Here is the liveleak version that would not embed for me.

    I can change the title if it makes you feel better and makes the world seem more stable.

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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 5:56 am
    wow sucker punching someone half your size for petty s hit some group should get together and beat his ass hard...... Oh well enjoy your lawsuit Cpt. Steroids.
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    Twinklestein Male 30-39
    513 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 6:42 am
    I prefer the `fire extinguisher` method of dealing with punks smoking in the bathroom.
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    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 6:43 am
    McGovern: You know what, if it were my bar and I had the physical ability to do so, a sucker punch would`ve been the least of their problems.

    This isn`t the 80`s, when people were snorting coke off the bathroom counter and people were giving each other HIV/AIDS in the stalls. This is 2013, where the laws are such that if you allow such crap in your establishment you loose your livelihood.

    Would you allow someone to light up a joint in your car, knowing that you could lose your car, have your license suspended, be thrown in jail for possession and possibly loose your job because of the previous 3 consequences in this list?

    I think not, and you`d be justified in slapping them in the head and kicking them out of your car.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 7:08 am
    You can also loose your livelihood for assaulting someone in your business without any warning at all.
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    Mikeoxsbiggg Male 30-39
    1502 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 7:23 am
    Isn`t the real crime filming in the bathroom? WTF
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    Doiknowyou Male 30-39
    982 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 7:33 am
    @Crakr: I agree with you when it comes to smoking in small venues since the owner will be slapped with huge fines that could mean the end of his bar but this is a Stone`s concert(If the title is right). That being said, the fine wouldn`t have such a great effect on the venue.
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    apk892 Male 13-17
    183 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 9:11 am
    @crakrjak

    lighting up a joint in the car isnt so bad actually. here in ny the worst thing ive ever seen happen from smoking in the car is having to get drug tested for a few months. no big deal. even in new jersey which, as far as i know, has stricter laws concerning recreational marijuana use, thats the worst ive ever seen happen. now if it happens multiple times obviously the punishment will be stricter but thats a whole different conversation. also, at least here in new york, the bouncers arent allowed to hit anyone unless they are hit first and he was definitely not hit at all. if those kids decided to sue, theyd probably win. that being said, dont smoke in the bathroom, smoke in the middle of the crowd where its harder for a bouncer to find you/pinpoint who exactly is smoking
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    apk892 Male 13-17
    183 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 9:12 am
    @crakrjak
    also, heres your grammar lesson for the day.

    "If i dont show up for work, i will LOSE my job"
    "wow, these pants are big, theyre so LOOSE"

    if youre going to try to make a compelling argument, you dont need perfect grammar (it is the internet after all) but at least use the correct word
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    apk892 Male 13-17
    183 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 9:14 am
    (sorry for the triple post)
    my "smoke in the crowd" statement is based on the assumption this is a large concert venue. if this is a small club or bar, just dont do it
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    soundman655 Male 50-59
    1558 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 9:49 am
    Russian ??
  30. Profile photo of CrakrJak
    CrakrJak Male 40-49
    17514 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 7:43 pm
    apk892: I know how to use the word lose and did so correctly in the previous sentence. So please don`t be a grammar nazi, a minor typo isn`t going to kill anyone on IAB.
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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    October 4, 2013 at 7:46 pm
    I used to be a bouncer, and you never ever assault someone like that because it`s just that - assault - and it`s illegal. You think venue owners are worried about people smoking? How about lawsuits for assault?

    No matter how frustrated and pissed you get (and you do), your job is to protect the business, the rules, etc, not to settle a score personally against someone who made absolutely no physical threat to you. I`d fire his ass and hope to hell the smokers are too damn dumb to sue.
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    paddy215 Male 18-29
    1677 posts
    October 5, 2013 at 3:14 am
    If he was a bouncer, then he`s not anymore.

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