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Date: 09/15/13 11:28 AM

25 Responses to What On Earth Would It Smell Like? [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of Smutleybutt
    Smutleybutt Male 18-29
    1377 posts
    September 14, 2013 at 5:53 pm
    Link: What On Earth Would It Smell Like? - A nerd`s nads and loneliness.
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    onoffonoffon Male 30-39
    2314 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 11:42 am
    Swamp a$$?
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 11:49 am

    What does a person`s breath smell like after they`ve been kissing a cat`s rear-end? Figure that out and you`ve got a good idea of what a fragrance called "Internet" would smell like.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 11:50 am
    Slow to work, many times it wouldn`t work at all and compared to all the others it would be like tap water.
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    panth753 Female 18-29
    9184 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 12:01 pm
    It smells like slow internet. Try Chrome or FireFox.
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4345 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 12:22 pm
    burning electric cables?
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 12:23 pm
    Also the standard version comes in a plastic bag, you have to wait for SP1 for the bottle.
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    bacon_pie Male 30-39
    3061 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 12:46 pm
    It would smell like this.

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    Runemang Male 30-39
    2676 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 1:00 pm
    goatse.cx
  10. Profile photo of Zismo
    Zismo Male 18-29
    1016 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 1:19 pm
    If it has a new computer smell, I`ll buy it.
  11. Profile photo of Tiredofnicks
    Tiredofnicks Male 30-39
    5101 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 1:20 pm
    It would smell like yesterday.
  12. Profile photo of Zed68
    Zed68 Male 40-49
    1015 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 1:59 pm
    It would smell like old socks... and sometimes the bottle would explode in your hand.
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 2:07 pm
    Access would be denied if you tried to open it
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 2:34 pm
    It doesn`t change your smell straight away, you just put it on and then a day later you get a letter in the post saying that the scent has attempted to change your profile and would you like to accept it.
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    SethDog Male 18-29
    768 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 2:38 pm
    No true nerd would EVER use Internet Explorer.
  16. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 2:40 pm
    It`d be a win if it smelled of cookies.
  17. Profile photo of ferdyfred
    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13602 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 2:46 pm
    SethDog

    No true nerd would EVER use Internet Explorer.
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    truth indeed dude
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 5:05 pm
    It smell like the salty tears of a male cheerleader who thought people were buying the product because they had to rather than because the product had what their businesses needed to operate.

    Maybe it smells like the affordable touch screens that don`t yet exist.

    It might actually smell like the paying business customers who have been alienated in favor of the financial minority of home users, in particular, teenager who don`t have money, anyway.

    Perhaps it smells like the hijacked Apple engineers who knew everything about how to make objects of desire and nothing about making devices of practicality.

    Whatever it smell like, it sure in the hell doesn`t smell like `Worked on the first try...`
  19. Profile photo of 5Cats
    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 9:17 pm
    It would smell like... CATS!

    Because that`s what the internet is made of...
  20. Profile photo of tiedyed
    tiedyed Male 40-49
    304 posts
    September 15, 2013 at 10:12 pm
    Since the internet is porn driven... probably smells like hand lotion and tissues.
  21. Profile photo of Nickel2
    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 2:13 am
    Stick your nose in a handful of old mixed banknotes, then gently inhale.
    The internet smells different in every country.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14544 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 2:26 am
    Two girls one cup
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    MrAtari Male 40-49
    1562 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 2:27 am
    smells like cat pee
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    zeplin4u Male 40-49
    72 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 3:49 am
    It`s the flippin Net, it would smell like everything on the net, mainly semen and poo and cats.
  25. Profile photo of McThstlpnts
    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
    1540 posts
    September 16, 2013 at 9:29 am
    Money and Shame.

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