What On Earth Would It Smell Like? [Pic]

Submitted by: Smutleybutt 4 years ago in Misc

A nerd"s nads and loneliness.
There are 24 comments:
Female 1,539
Money and Shame.
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Male 72
It`s the flippin Net, it would smell like everything on the net, mainly semen and poo and cats.
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Male 1,569
smells like cat pee
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Male 15,187
Two girls one cup
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Male 5,872
Stick your nose in a handful of old mixed banknotes, then gently inhale.
The internet smells different in every country.
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Male 329
Since the internet is porn driven... probably smells like hand lotion and tissues.
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Male 40,414
It would smell like... CATS!

Because that`s what the internet is made of...
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Male 5,624
It smell like the salty tears of a male cheerleader who thought people were buying the product because they had to rather than because the product had what their businesses needed to operate.

Maybe it smells like the affordable touch screens that don`t yet exist.

It might actually smell like the paying business customers who have been alienated in favor of the financial minority of home users, in particular, teenager who don`t have money, anyway.

Perhaps it smells like the hijacked Apple engineers who knew everything about how to make objects of desire and nothing about making devices of practicality.

Whatever it smell like, it sure in the hell doesn`t smell like `Worked on the first try...`
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Male 13,630
SethDog

No true nerd would EVER use Internet Explorer.
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truth indeed dude
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Male 3,147
It`d be a win if it smelled of cookies.
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Male 768
No true nerd would EVER use Internet Explorer.
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Male 3,147
It doesn`t change your smell straight away, you just put it on and then a day later you get a letter in the post saying that the scent has attempted to change your profile and would you like to accept it.
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Male 13,630
Access would be denied if you tried to open it
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Male 1,015
It would smell like old socks... and sometimes the bottle would explode in your hand.
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Male 5,094
It would smell like yesterday.
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Male 1,062
If it has a new computer smell, I`ll buy it.
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Male 2,675
goatse.cx
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Male 3,060
It would smell like this.

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Male 3,147
Also the standard version comes in a plastic bag, you have to wait for SP1 for the bottle.
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Female 4,359
burning electric cables?
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Female 9,562
It smells like slow internet. Try Chrome or FireFox.
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Male 7,774
Slow to work, many times it wouldn`t work at all and compared to all the others it would be like tap water.
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Male 7,031

What does a person`s breath smell like after they`ve been kissing a cat`s rear-end? Figure that out and you`ve got a good idea of what a fragrance called "Internet" would smell like.
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Male 1,377
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