There`s No Manly Way To Put On Chapstick

Submitted by: ryang89 4 years ago in Funny

Seriously, it can"t be done.
There are 12 comments:
Male 7,774
@DrProfessor- That`s such a girly thing to say.
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Female 1,467
Put on back of hand.
Smear on face.
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Male 15,832
Chapstick is for mouth-breathers.
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Male 15,342
Apply it to a girl and french kiss it off her.
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Male 1,252
method 1- quick drag across lower lip....then clench your teeth.

Method 2 - Give some to a girl. Make out with her.
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Male 5,626
A "teaspoon" is not manly enough. Better make it a tablespoon of concrete...
*uses Blistex*
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Male 2,436
Never used the stuff.
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Male 2,419
...except beer is a drink for pussies. So a bottle of smirnoff then?

there is alway`s the option of pressing your lips against the lips of your girl and thus transfering some lipbalm, but lets face it.
Drproffesor is right. you`re making to big a deal out of it. You`re gay. Face it.
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Male 3,894
Why do you need to obsess over whether anything you do is being perceived as "manly" or not? Just put on your damn chapstick.

Gender roles come in both flavors and being a slave to them serves no one. If you`re straight, nothing you do or say can change that, and even if people see you do something and go "haaa, that`s gay" that STILL won`t make you break up with your girlfriend in favor of some sweet, sweet tubesteak.
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Male 7,031

Easy. Smear the rim of a beer mug with Chapstick. Then apply to lips with each manly gulp.
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Male 40,271
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Male 16
Link: There`s No Manly Way To Put On Chapstick [Rate Link] - Seriously, it can`t be done.
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