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Date: 09/26/13 02:08 PM

12 Responses to There`s No Manly Way To Put On Chapstick

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    ryang89 Male 18-29
    16 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 2:08 pm
    Link: There`s No Manly Way To Put On Chapstick - Seriously, it can`t be done.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 26, 2013 at 2:16 pm
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 2:38 pm

    Easy. Smear the rim of a beer mug with Chapstick. Then apply to lips with each manly gulp.
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    DrProfessor Male 18-29
    3894 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 3:07 pm
    Why do you need to obsess over whether anything you do is being perceived as "manly" or not? Just put on your damn chapstick.

    Gender roles come in both flavors and being a slave to them serves no one. If you`re straight, nothing you do or say can change that, and even if people see you do something and go "haaa, that`s gay" that STILL won`t make you break up with your girlfriend in favor of some sweet, sweet tubesteak.
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    MrOrange Male 30-39
    2402 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 3:45 pm
    ...except beer is a drink for pussies. So a bottle of smirnoff then?

    there is alway`s the option of pressing your lips against the lips of your girl and thus transfering some lipbalm, but lets face it.
    Drproffesor is right. you`re making to big a deal out of it. You`re gay. Face it.
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    mykunter Male 40-49
    2424 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 3:57 pm
    Never used the stuff.
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5611 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 4:24 pm
    A "teaspoon" is not manly enough. Better make it a tablespoon of concrete...
    *uses Blistex*
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    Dead-Kittens Male 30-39
    1128 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 4:29 pm
    method 1- quick drag across lower lip....then clench your teeth.

    Method 2 - Give some to a girl. Make out with her.
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    Draculya Male 40-49
    14657 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 6:13 pm
    Apply it to a girl and french kiss it off her.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15841 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 10:23 pm
    Chapstick is for mouth-breathers.
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    Magentab0b Female 30-39
    1467 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 11:53 pm
    Put on back of hand.
    Smear on face.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7752 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 3:55 am
    @DrProfessor- That`s such a girly thing to say.

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