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Date: 09/02/13 04:04 PM

47 Responses to The Mother Of All Burgers [Pic]

  1. Profile photo of ElectricEye
    ElectricEye Male 50-59
    2729 posts
    September 1, 2013 at 1:00 pm
    Link: The Mother Of All Burgers - My Labor Day barbecue just got stepped up a notch.
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    Dragonis Male 18-29
    49 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 4:23 pm
    minus the green baby poo and yum
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    McThstlpnts Female 18-29
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    September 2, 2013 at 4:34 pm
    I would rather have avocado slices but WANT!
  4. Profile photo of Gerry1of1
    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 2, 2013 at 4:38 pm

    I`m gonna say no.
    Oh I love a bacon cheese burger with guacamole on top, but that one is so fat you couldn`t get your mouth around it to bite it. Just layer it like normal. But it`s pretty :)

    The best bacon burger is at 50/50s. Half ground beef and half ground bacon. nom nom nom
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
    2283 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 4:57 pm
    I`d eat that every day if I could.

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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 5:13 pm
    how in the world do you end up with orange cheese?
    actual cheese.
    Do you put oranges in it? I dont understand...
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 2, 2013 at 5:21 pm

    @ emmetty - Yes they put orange dye in the cheese. It was a Kraft marketing ploy 150 years ago. He dyed his cheddar and advertised "Don`t buy inferior white cheddar!" So now everyone dyes their cheddar orange. It`s so ingrained now that some people believe White Cheddar is a different flavor.
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    33124 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 5:32 pm
    The avocado is overkill! Just serve as a steak! Like @Gerry1 mentions, it`s too big to bite anyhow. The picture taker had to cut it with a knife!

    @emmettyville: it`s cheddar! A favorite in North America. :-) It also comes in `white` ...but that`s racist!!
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    honkeylips Male 30-39
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    September 2, 2013 at 6:36 pm
    @Gerry "that one is so fat you couldn`t get your mouth around it..." Do I need to say it or do I just let it go?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    September 2, 2013 at 6:47 pm
    @honkeylips: Me? I`m letting it pass without comment...



    3 wise kittehs!
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    emmettyville Female 40-49
    4348 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 7:12 pm
    thats f ucking gross. Do yourself a favour and buy some NZ cheese.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
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    September 2, 2013 at 7:56 pm

    When I make`em I chop up bacon and mix it into the hamburger with some A1 steak sauce. {Heinz 57 if you like it spicier} then grill. Top with cheese and serve on home made hamburger buns.

    noms galore
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    freddyferret Male 40-49
    11741 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 8:54 pm
    I frequently mix shredded cheese into the ground beef and sometimes chopped bacon too. I also will add cheese in a similar way to the picture, but I do it by hand and don`t add nearly as much. That way it`s not so huge.
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    fuad119 Male 18-29
    186 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 9:11 pm
    and can I get a diet coke with that?
  15. Profile photo of carmium
    carmium Female 50-59
    6381 posts
    September 2, 2013 at 10:46 pm
    I actually feel a tad nauseated looking at that...
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    Beardofzeus Male 30-39
    670 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 12:32 am
    The cheese looks like it has colouring added. Not nice. Also too much bacon.
  17. Profile photo of Adcro
    Adcro Male 18-29
    369 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 2:33 am
    Way too much cheese.
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    1234 Male 30-39
    809 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 4:18 am
    Does this make you feel better carmium?

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    HalfPintRoo Female 18-29
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    September 3, 2013 at 4:31 am
    @1234

    omg. stop. My favorite food and I can`t eat that anymore.
  20. Profile photo of BlackHaze
    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 6:46 am
    You yanks are f*cking disgusting.
  21. Profile photo of madduck
    madduck Female 50-59
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    September 3, 2013 at 7:24 am
    Sorry- but that beef is too red for my liking- a better cut of meat, then have blue cheese dressing on it- no bacon.
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    SPrinkZ Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2013 at 7:32 am
    Europeans are fairly disgusting in their own right too. Germans are notorious for not bathing.
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    AvatarJohn Male 30-39
    1059 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 8:09 am
    So... we`re disgusting for being awesome and loving awesome things like burgers stuffed with cheese and wrapped with bacon? Awesome.

    But what the heck is that green crap? Shouldn`t that be ketchup, mustard, pickles and onions?
  24. Profile photo of BlackHaze
    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 8:16 am
    @AvatarJohn
    And a few pounds of lard?
  25. Profile photo of Listypoos
    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 8:56 am
    Guacamole is just wrong. Even more so on a burger.
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    Quackor Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2013 at 9:03 am
    bread to meat and meat to cheese ratio is all wrong
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    September 3, 2013 at 9:21 am
    You yanks are f*cking disgusting.

    Does a Brit really want to go there.....


    Don`t get me started on your food you`re gonna loose.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36845 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 9:31 am

    I like guacamole on a burger. Also blue cheese is nice.
  29. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    September 3, 2013 at 9:34 am
    Dyed with the seed Annatto....

    Using annatto for color has been a traditional characteristic of Gloucester cheese since the 16th century when producers of inferior cheese used a coloring agent to replicate the orange hue achieved by the best cheesemakers.

    Some cheeses have a natural orange/yellow color from beta carotenes.....

    Do you limeys ever look into something before becoming disgusted over it or just assume because it`s from the US?
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    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 9:41 am
    Best cheese ever produced: American Cheese. Not the processed shlock we can buy today, but the real stuff. ^_^

    All the scraps from other cheeses melted together and died yellow to make it uniform. Mmmmmmmm. <3

    I`ve worked with cheese the last four years (professional cheese shop employee), and I`ve seen some really interesting colors of cheeses. Pink cheese, I think was my favorite.
  31. Profile photo of BlackHaze
    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 9:41 am
    @McGovern1981
    Not a Brit f*ck face.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
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    September 3, 2013 at 9:59 am
    @BlackHaze

    Dosen`t say for you F uck face......... You use the term yank though that narrows it down to some miserable island.
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    Listypoos Male 40-49
    3069 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 10:44 am
    Blackhaze, why would you think that if someone quotes your comment and then replies to it underneath that quote, that the reply was intended for you?

    It was obviously meant for some imaginary brit who he imagined writing the very same thing you did. ;-)
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    BlackHaze Male 18-29
    194 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 10:50 am
    @McGovern1981
    No, I`m from one of the many other European countries where they hate lard ass Yanks.
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    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 11:14 am
    @Listypoos

    I was refering to the country it`s not listed for him on his profile learn context....

    @BlackHaze

    We`re devestated I`m sure. Now if you hate us so much then why are you on a US site do the world a favor and go f uck yourself to death.
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    Nickel2 Male 50-59
    5879 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 11:33 am
    Gerry,
    What do you have with yours?

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    richanddead Male 18-29
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    September 3, 2013 at 6:39 pm
    @BlackHaze: Yes I forgot how appetizing European food is. Especially with Europe delivering to the world such delights as head cheese, Casu marzu, Smalahove, lappkok, Stargazy pie, Manchester egg, Pork scratchings, Spotted dick, Haggis, Escargot, Marmite, brawn, Black pudding, Semolina pudding, and the always popular liver and onions. Out of that I have no clue how you can hate on a bacon cheeseburger.





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    mrtomz Male 40-49
    165 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 6:41 pm
    You wanna know how to make them look more like a burger when they are fully cooked? Just smash them a little thinner in the middle... Like a donut, but the hole doesn`t go all the way through. That way when they cook, they won`t get that rounded middle and you can actually put tomatoes or pickles on top without worrying about them falling off.

    There. That`s my good deed for the day. G`night IAB
  39. Profile photo of JadesDitoyr
    JadesDitoyr Male 18-29
    841 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 7:37 pm
    Rakfisk, lutefisk, gravlaks... (all things that I actually enjoy, but are disgusting by nature)

    BlackHaze, you seem to have quite a lot of hatred in your heart, that isn`t good for you. Maybe you should seek out psychiatric help. While the heart attack I`m working towards is because of my high cholesterol, the one you`re working towards is because of more psychological reasons.

    Apparently, Yankee now applies to all Americans? Hrm... That is a little distressing. My language is being destroyed, and I`m not up to date on the ever-shifting rules...
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 1:30 am
    @BlackHaze
    Guess you aint a Brit, you live under a bridge right?
    waiting for goats to come trot trotting over it??
    get my gist sir?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 1:37 am
    richanddead

    @BlackHaze: Yes I forgot how appetizing European food is. Especially with Europe delivering to the world such delights as head cheese, Casu marzu, Smalahove, lappkok, Stargazy pie, Manchester egg, Pork scratchings, Spotted dick, Haggis, Escargot, Marmite, brawn, Black pudding, Semolina pudding, and the always popular liver and onions. Out of that I have no clue how you can hate on a bacon cheeseburger.
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    Black pudding is nice fried, liver and onions are gorgeous with thick onion gravy, spotted dick is just sponge pudding with sultana`s in it, pork scratchings I know you have cos Ive been in the US and had them there, Casu marzu, Smalahove, lappkok,must be Polish? never heard of em, Haggis is Scottish, Escargot is French snails, dont do them in UK, Marmite is good on toast, like vegimite, semolina pudding is fecking vile mind!
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13631 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 1:39 am
    And yes gimmie three of those tasty looking burgers
    maybe four, lets get ill on em
  43. Profile photo of fabarati
    fabarati Male 18-29
    1240 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 6:09 am
    I want this and I must have it.
  44. Profile photo of McGovern1981
    McGovern1981 Male 30-39
    14268 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 8:07 am
    @ferdyfred

    Jellied Eels!!! or Tripe!! lol.
  45. Profile photo of Chaoskitty
    Chaoskitty Female 18-29
    449 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 3:09 pm
    I just had a foodgasm just by looking at it
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    coolthing97 Male 18-29
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    September 4, 2013 at 11:44 pm
    *drool*
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    cheeseb Male 30-39
    257 posts
    September 5, 2013 at 1:25 pm
    Please don`t show any more Pinterest stuff on here. I come here to escape my wife, not find something for us to have in common.

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