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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
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    September 26, 2013 at 5:23 pm
    Link: Superman Has Had Enough! - But, does he have a point?
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    Draculya Male 40-49
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    September 26, 2013 at 6:11 pm
    I deliberately select stupid women. Thankfully that eliminates very few.
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    CynicalGamer Male 40-49
    450 posts
    September 26, 2013 at 8:21 pm
    Can`t remember which issue but I remember them explaining Superman had a sort of mass hypnosis he used to make himself appear different as Clark. So it wasn`t just the glasses. Kind of makes this just seem mean if that`s the case.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
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    September 26, 2013 at 10:01 pm
    Wait...Clark Kent is Superman?
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    5Cats Male 50-59
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    September 26, 2013 at 10:51 pm
    Lolz! but the whole "secret identity" was a big, inside joke after the early years. The writes milked it for all it was worth, as seen here...

    @OldOllie: I have bad news about Peter Parker... ;-)
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    Wendypants Female 30-39
    2420 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 4:07 am
    That`s kind of funny Draculya...
    I deliberately avoid stupid men... thankfully that eliminates most of them!
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 7:54 am
    Sups: "Are you people that stupid?"
    Lois: "No. Of course, not."
    Lana: "Well, I was THERE when you ripped off our school`s logo!"
    Sups: "But, you let me do this for YEARS?!!!"
    Lois: "We both though it was a shtick."
    Sups: "OMG!!!"
    Lana: "What are you `OMG`ing about? All our friends know and everybody played along."
    Sups: "But, you let me-"
    Lana: "We`re all in on it. How do you think you get so many great tips on where Superman should go?!"
    Sups: "I`m a good reporter and-"
    Lois: "Pff!! Well, I just like base jumping."
    Sups: "I thought you were being thrown-"
    Lois: "Oh, it`s real danger... With great, big "O`s" so hard!! Straightens my hair right out!!"
    Sups: "JESUS!!!"
    Lois: "A girls has needs, Superman."
    Lana: "Mm-Hm..."
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    Quackor Male 18-29
    2856 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 8:28 am
    "OMGing" wtf is wrong with you
  9. Profile photo of CodeJockey
    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 12:51 pm
    ""OMGing" wtf is wrong with you"
    Hey, I could do an entire 135 panel book- hell, I could do and entire 3 season TV series on nothing but Clark`s updated speech, his inner conflict (he is tempted to use the League to take over the world to rid it of crime,) and the secret motivations of everyone that interacts with Superman (which act to keep him grounded.)
    Including his bromance with Batman, complete with death pact.

    Sups: "Here is a kryptonite bullet. Bruce, if something happens to me... If I go rogue again... I want it to be you..."
    Bats: "...Now, I have two..."
    Sups: * `_` *
    Bats: "What?!!"
    Sups: "I love you, man!!" *hugs the bejesus out of bats*
    Bats: "GODDAMMIT, CLARK!!! STOP THIS!!!"
    WW: "I feel like a fifth wheel."
    Bats: "People are lookin`!!"
    WW: "Bruce, does this mean dinner is off?"
    Bats: "Dammit!"
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 27, 2013 at 8:20 pm

    There was a 1953 episode of The Adventures of Superman titled "Panic in the Sky." In it, Superman saves the earth from an asteroid, but loses his memory in the process. There`s a scene where Clark is at home in his bed WITHOUT HIS GLASSES. Perry, Jimmy and Lois enter and look at him ... and don`t see Superman. They just see Clark without glasses. What`s funnier is that he`s asking them "Who Am I? Don`t you know who I am?"

    It`s at 11:20 in this clip ...
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    5Cats Male 50-59
    31783 posts
    September 28, 2013 at 9:22 am
    Lois: "A girls has needs, Superman."
    Lana: "Mm-Hm..."

    @CodeJockey: THAT is something funny right there! :-)

    You have a gift dude! I hope you use it for the forces of goodness... :rolleyes:
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    CodeJockey Male 40-49
    5606 posts
    September 28, 2013 at 1:56 pm
    "...use it for the forces of good..."

    *Later, at Lexcorp...
    Lois: "You`ll never get away with this, Lex!!"
    Lex: "Get away with what? I`ve got a full pardon. We`ve gone straight."
    Lois: "No, Lex!! Don`t throw me off the roof!!"
    Lex: "Can`t you `fall` off the roof of your own building?"
    Lois: "OSHA made Perry put a net around the roof after my last accident..."
    Mercy (inner monologue:) )-| "There has to be safer way for her to- Who am `I` kidding?"
    Mercy: >-( "Ms. Lane, trespassing will not be tolerated." *scoops up lois*
    *jumpcut to lois flying over the side of the helipad*
    Lois: "Thanks, Mercy!!... SUPERMAN!!! HEEEELLLP!!!"
    Mercy (inner monologue:) |-( "Good luck."
    *sups intercepts*
    Sups: "That does it. I`m getting you a watch like Jimmy`s."
    Lois: "Oh. Do they vibrate?"
    Sups: )-|

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