Sir Eldridge - My New Hero [Pic]

Submitted by: 12chars 3 years ago in Funny

Sir Eldridge: lord of twat swatting and all around champion twat swatter. (The female equivalent of cock blocking)
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Male 89
is that Rebecca black?
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Male 414
Hey, just making sure as I have seen from your posts that you are an insecure, emotional train-wreck that can`t handle gentle prodding...ah dammit, went back to the bedroom again.
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Male 1,448
LOL
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Male 425
Well played Sir, indeed!
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Female 631
This is old.. I mean like waaaaayy old.
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Male 38,501

Yes, absoulutely I am hurt you made fun of me.
Where is my WAAAAAAmbulance.

I joke.
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Male 414
I hope you don`t feel I was poking fun, Gerry. I`ve always said that being polite costs nothing...

...and for the record, I have no interest in knowing who`s on top in your bedroom. I might, however, ask what brand of beer and bourbon you drink.
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Male 38,501

Julie Andrews & the Leslie Anne Warren versions.
I`m watching the BRANDI version now...
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"Moesha" I ask you...
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Male 546
Was one of them the one with Moesha? I liked that one. I just drunk enought to care.
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Male 38,501

I watched Cinderella tonight. Two different versions. I know, you don`t care, but I`ve had enough bourbon tonight I just thought I`d share that.


yeah bourbon
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Male 189
Good riddance.
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Male 546
@Gerry1of1

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Male 38,501

except bourbon
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Male 38,501

[quote]" but then again I`m little drunk so you should probably ignore me."[/quote]
Me too. Friday night and the beer is flowing like wine flowing like a river.

I heart Friday {I don`t drink during the week}
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Male 38,501

El_Chinche, 1st, I liked the gif. It was a cartoon "F*ck Off". Loved it! I`ve ever only been truly insulted once on IAB...not gonna mention that.
2nd - if you tell someone to "mind your own business" they think YOU are rude. People dont` understand manners matters. Manners have a purpose.
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Male 37,826
@Gerry1: "who`s the top?"

I thought Who was on first!!
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Male 546
@Gerry1of1
I got what you meant, I just enjoy using that gif. Anyways, if someone feels familiar enough to ask you something that personal, you should feel familiar enough to tell the to f*ck off. Although that wouldn`t solve anything, but then again I`m little drunk so you should probably ingore me.
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Male 38,501

To clarify, my point is that we are too familiar. It`s not really about first name use, that`s a symptom, it`s more to do with this breaking down of limits. You just don`t ask some questions. Now, take my bike for example, it`s no one`s business how much I paid for it yet everyone asks. Tell someone what you do and they as how much you earn or paid for your house or car. I think the formality of "manners" gives us personal boundaries that I wish were more the norm and not the exception.

Honestly, people ask anything they want. They find out I`m gay and they ask "who`s the top?". My sex life is no one`s business but my own and the people I sext to!!!

You get my point.
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Male 546
@Gerry1of1

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Male 414
Can`t disagree, Mr. Gerry, sir.
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Male 38,501

Well play, well played. But in truth, I would prefer a bit more formality in day-to-day dealings with other people. This over-familiarity has gone on quite long enough and, in my view, is not a social asset. "Manners" are the grease in the wheels that help us all get along without road-rage. By discarding manners, the "Mr" and "Ms" in favor of a more familiar/intimate approach, we`ve lost something. People don`t know how to behave so the just do as the please willy-nilly.

Your thoughts?

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Male 414
Well played, sir.
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Male 2,619
"i need that as a app!"

Or you could just learn some English.
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Male 7,775
Dumb bitch is dumb
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Male 1,193
i need that as a app!
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Male 120
Not a big loss.
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Female 254
hehehe love this!
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Male 1,122
Cheers good sir. A harumph to you.
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Male 906
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