Rules Of Laziness

Submitted by: Gerry1of1 3 years ago Funny

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Male 13,624
And when flopped on the sofa and the remote is somewhere I need to get up, i`ll watch crap as Im too bone idle to fetch the damn remote to change it
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Male 13,624
Toilet roll tubes,
always seem to have at least 4 sitting waiting to be binned
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Male 15,832
I always microwave stuff in even 10-second increments because that how long it takes the turntable to make one complete revolution. That way I can put something in the front, and it always returns to the front so I don`t have to bend over and reach it in the back.

Sometimes, though, if I`m cooking something for a long time, it will get off a little bit. When that happens, I start it again and hit the stop button when the food comes back around to the front.

Is that lazy enough for you?
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Male 7,775
Ah, Boaco, so now we can see who are the do-ers and who are the do-ees.
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Male 22
A single item left behind is better than finding an empty box of something you want to eat.
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Male 37,888

The famous 1 teaspoon of milk or OJ left in the jug so they don`t have to walk 3 feet to toss it out.
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Male 7,775
Oh yes. To the extent that they will leave one pringle in the tube and put it in the cupboard so they don`t have to take an extra step to the bin.
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Male 7,031

Pretty accurate.
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Male 2,552
Oh, my God! My 13-year old does the "Not My Problem" crap ALL the friggin` time. Drives me insane!
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Male 37,888
Link: Rules Of Laziness [Rate Link] - So relatable
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