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Date: 09/03/13 12:15 PM

10 Responses to Rules Of Laziness

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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 12:15 pm
    Link: Rules Of Laziness - So relatable
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    TruTenrMan Male 30-39
    2553 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 12:26 pm
    Oh, my God! My 13-year old does the "Not My Problem" crap ALL the friggin` time. Drives me insane!
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    Jake_Justus Male 50-59
    7033 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 12:32 pm

    Pretty accurate.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 12:48 pm
    Oh yes. To the extent that they will leave one pringle in the tube and put it in the cupboard so they don`t have to take an extra step to the bin.
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    Gerry1of1 Male 50-59
    36176 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 3:18 pm

    The famous 1 teaspoon of milk or OJ left in the jug so they don`t have to walk 3 feet to toss it out.
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    Boaco Male 18-29
    22 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 3:46 pm
    A single item left behind is better than finding an empty box of something you want to eat.
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    drawman61 Male 50-59
    7707 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 4:02 pm
    Ah, Boaco, so now we can see who are the do-ers and who are the do-ees.
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    OldOllie Male 60-69
    15844 posts
    September 3, 2013 at 8:42 pm
    I always microwave stuff in even 10-second increments because that how long it takes the turntable to make one complete revolution. That way I can put something in the front, and it always returns to the front so I don`t have to bend over and reach it in the back.

    Sometimes, though, if I`m cooking something for a long time, it will get off a little bit. When that happens, I start it again and hit the stop button when the food comes back around to the front.

    Is that lazy enough for you?
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 12:45 am
    Toilet roll tubes,
    always seem to have at least 4 sitting waiting to be binned
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    ferdyfred Male 40-49
    13596 posts
    September 4, 2013 at 12:47 am
    And when flopped on the sofa and the remote is somewhere I need to get up, i`ll watch crap as Im too bone idle to fetch the damn remote to change it

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